confession by bigwig

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married my parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and lowcut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the frontdoor. I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,"We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."



The moral of this story is: Always keep your "condoms" in your car.løls

I have heard it before.

and then?
thank you @OP jare

Rudebwoy: I have heard it before.

Big4wig: confession by bigwig

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married my parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and lowcut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the frontdoor. I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,"We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."



The moral of this story is: Always keep your "condoms" in your car.løls

come Mr man,when did u join nairaland

venorite:
come Mr man,when did u join nairaland

wait there...bus don leave u move

Rudebwoy: I have heard it before.

na only u dy naira land

Hehe.. Dis got me

nice one anyway

nice joke.

Old joke..mtchew

dmahn: Old joke..mtchew

Just like old wine, tastes better as it ages. This joke always cracks me up. Seriously.

dmahn: Old joke..mtchew

old to u,new to other people

valicious1:
Just like old wine, tastes better as it ages. This joke always cracks me up. Seriously.

me too o

xtramo: nice!

yea so nice