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Akpan In Crisis by ebamma(m): 2:13pm On Oct 22, 2012
Once upon a night,na him akpan just dey waka for road,as him dey go him come meet one girl her name na Angel
Akpan:Fine girl how u dey
Angel:I dey fine
Akpan:you go follow me come my house
Angel:yes
as akpan go reach him house with angel
Akpan: make i comot your skirt
Angel:yes
Akpan:make i comot your blouse
Angel:yes
Akpan make i comot your pants
Angel:yes
Akpan:make i put my dick for your toto
Angel:yes
Akpan:make i begin fucck you
Angel:yes
After 30minutes akpan come tire
Akpan:make i bring my wallet come remove money pay you
Angel:u think say i be ashawo,i no be ashawo,i be hiv/aids distributor,na pesin send me make i come distribute am give u
Akpan faints

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Re: Akpan In Crisis by Nobody: 3:08pm On Oct 22, 2012
Ebanjo in crisis!



Dry joke!
Re: Akpan In Crisis by larride(m): 4:09pm On Oct 22, 2012
Ebamma...... embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Akpan In Crisis by MCDumexx: 4:57pm On Oct 22, 2012
ebamma: Once upon a night,na him akpan just dey waka for road,as him dey go him come meet one girl her name na Angel
Akpan:Fine girl how u dey
Angel:I dey fine
Akpan:you go follow me come my house
Angel:yes
as akpan go reach him house with angel
Akpan: make i comot your skirt
Angel:yes
Akpan:make i comot your blouse
Angel:yes
Akpan make i comot your pants
Angel:yes
Akpan:make i put my dick for your toto
Angel:yes
Akpan:make i begin fucck you
Angel:yes
After 30minutes akpan come tire
Akpan:make i bring my wallet come remove money pay you
Angel:u think say i be ashawo,i no be ashawo,i be hiv/aids distributor,na pesin send me make i come distribute am give u
Akpan faints

Eba, I'm really not one of those who criticize creative time and effort given, no matter how bad the thread is apart 4rm some exceptional cases 2 which this is one of. Seriously, 4 ur area, which year be this? 1999? Thanks 4 ur time *clicks*
Re: Akpan In Crisis by realsammie(m): 10:43pm On Oct 22, 2012
driest joke of the year

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