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Ashamed Of Your Job Titles? No Worries, Help Is HERE by Laitesmart(m): 3:55pm On Oct 23, 2012
NEW JOB TITLES.
# Gardener: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO).
# Housemaid: House Upkeep Manager (HUM).
# Receptionist: Office Access Control Manager (OACM)
# Typist: Printed Document Handler (PDH).
# Messenger: Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS).
# Window Cleaner: Transparent Wall Technician (TWT).
# Temporary Teacher: Associate Tutor (AT).
# Teaboy: Refreshment Specialist (RS).
# Garbage Collector: Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE).
# Watchman: Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer (TPSO).
# Thief: Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE).
# Driver: Automobile Propulsion Specialist (ADS).
# Cook: Gastrointestina Nourishment Management Executive (GNMO).
# Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS).
# Runs Girl: Temporary Spouse Replacement and Care giving Executive (TSRCE).
# Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing and Maintenance Executive (ATME).
# Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing and Correction Engineer (AFTCE).
# Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS).
# Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE).
# Yahoo Boy: International Wealth re-Distribution Consultant (IWDC).
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N.b. If you can't yourz, pls notify us. Thanks.
Re: Ashamed Of Your Job Titles? No Worries, Help Is HERE by ITbomb(m): 3:58pm On Oct 23, 2012
Come on , don't let everybody know they ve just credited u with ur free 1mb. We had this for weeks now.
Welcome to internet sha
Re: Ashamed Of Your Job Titles? No Worries, Help Is HERE by larride(m): 6:27pm On Oct 23, 2012
Disappointed.

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