Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees her
son coming home from school. The boy's in a bad mood,
and as he crosses the field he kicks a pig. He walks a
little further and kicks a cow. Once inside, his
mother says, "I saw what you did, young man! For
kicking the pig you'll get no bacon for a week, and
for kicking the cow, no milk for a week."
Just at that moment, the boy's father walks through
the door and boots the cat halfway across the room.
The boy looks at his mother and says, "Do you wanna
tell him, or should I ?"

Pls can u explain for me?

It means the boy father is not getting kitten for a week

hehe

nice joke, though i wudnt have understood if u didnt xplain

it's ok  

you in pluto, nna na wa oo

lol
baby girl

tufe:

you in pluto, nna na wa oo

yes i am, ever been there?

yeah, in your dreams

tufe:

yeah, in your dreams

lol

Yea

i get it now

get wat dude

what u didnt understand initially

na u know ooooooooo

i kow say u know say i sabi something

lol good joke

ituen, you dey praise yourself. instead make you dey humble yaself so that u may be exalted(as the bible take talk am)

there's a part of the bible that also says "blow ur trumpets O' children of israel"

lmao nice one

bros, abeg where e dey for bible

i'm still lookin for it

no mis quote o, my brother.

there is somewhere in revelation wheer it is said that "if u add to my word, on the last day, i shall add to your suffering", or something like that. so be careful there.

otherwise ban !!!

. . for which part of the bible?

na revelation na

the last chapter.

no verse?

the very last verse na. haba, na wa wa for you o

You shld have said "the back of the bible" instead. i woulda understood

pegan like you

lol

how are ur wives doing, been quite sometime. hope the timetable is working fine for you

Have u seen any of them complaining

ituen:

You shld have said "the back of the bible" instead. i woulda understood

ituen, na you know