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Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by ATMC(f): 7:04am On Oct 26, 2012 |
saintvc:i'll try |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by Nobody: 7:07am On Oct 26, 2012 |
ATMC: its possible na, brother jesus doesn't have your kind of heart. meanwhile bro serialconnection repent! Lol Hahahaha na you wey want sit for Jesus lap go repent o I never see where any woman attempt such in the Bible or you fit come make I lap you |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by ATMC(f): 7:26am On Oct 26, 2012 |
@serial didn't you read dt mary sat at his feet, his feet is her choice...if i should swap place with mary, his lap will be my choice. Lol @ you wanting to lap me, souls r perishing and here you are wanting to lap a woman...lawd haf mercy on ya |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by Nobody: 7:38am On Oct 26, 2012 |
^^^ Oh okay, thank God you know it's a temptation for me to lap you same goes for wanting Jesus to lap you, because he was a man when he was on earth that was why Satan was able to tempt him... See as you read meaning for my statement (Tryna lap you ) Btw, feet ain't bad but for a grown up woman wanting a man to lap her; it's a huge temptation to the man doing the lapping |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by Nobody: 7:50am On Oct 26, 2012 |
seriallink: ^^^ Oh okay, thank God you know it's a temptation for me to lap you same goes for wanting Jesus to lap you, because he was a man when he was on earth that was why Satan was able to tempt him... See as you read meaning for my statement (Tryna lap you )WHEN SHE MAKES THAT REQUEST FOR JESUS TO LAP HER, THIS WILL BE JESUS RESPONSE 'GET BEHIND ME SATAN' 1 Like |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by Nobody: 7:53am On Oct 26, 2012 |
obadiah777: WHEN SHE MAKES THAT REQUEST FOR JESUS TO LAP HER, THIS WILL BE JESUS RESPONSE 'GET BEHIND ME SATAN' Yeah brah, you can say that again! She has forgetten that Jesus was a man when he was on earth that was why he was tempted but overcame and was also able to die! |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by Nobody: 7:54am On Oct 26, 2012 |
seriallink:EXACTLY. SHE WAN TO MOLEST OUR LORD ATMC WATCH YASEF OOOOOOO. 2 Likes |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by Nobody: 7:56am On Oct 26, 2012 |
obadiah777: EXACTLY. SHE WAN TO MOLEST OUR LORD ATMC WATCH YASEF OOOOOOO. Now that got me rolling on the floor laughing 1 Like |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by ATMC(f): 7:58am On Oct 26, 2012 |
obadiah777: WHEN SHE MAKES THAT REQUEST FOR JESUS TO LAP HER, THIS WILL BE JESUS RESPONSE 'GET BEHIND ME SATAN'you 're wrong sweet...he'll beckon on me to sit on his lap and then draw my head close to his shoulder and as i place my head on his shoulder, he'll run his hand up and down my back as he asks me gently, have you eaten? I'll mutter 'no, but i'm not hungry' he'll ask me y? I'll tell him i loose appetite when i'm with you. He'll smile and run his hands through my hair and at dt point, martha will come and say...'master, tell mary to come help me in d kitchen' and jesus will reply...lol 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by ATMC(f): 7:59am On Oct 26, 2012 |
seriallink: ^^^ Oh okay, thank God you know it's a temptation for me to lap you same goes for wanting Jesus to lap you, because he was a man when he was on earth that was why Satan was able to tempt him... See as you read meaning for my statement (Tryna lap you )its jesus we r talking about here! He has a renewed mind you know |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by Nobody: 7:59am On Oct 26, 2012 |
ATMC: you 're wrong sweet...he'll beckon on me to sit on his lap and then draw my head close to his shoulder and as i place my head on his shoulder, he'll run his hand up and down my back as he asks me gently, have you eaten? I'll mutter 'no, but i'm not hungry' he'll ask me y? I'll tell him i loose appetite when i'm with you. He'll smile and run his hands through my hair and at dt point, martha will come and say...'master, tell mary to come help me in d kitchen' and jesus will reply...lolSOUNDS LIKE A MILLS AND BOON STORYLINE 2 Likes |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by ATMC(f): 8:02am On Oct 26, 2012 |
obadiah777: EXACTLY. SHE WAN TO MOLEST OUR LORD ATMC WATCH YASEF OOOOOOO.lol, i tell you, brother renew your mind o |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by ATMC(f): 8:03am On Oct 26, 2012 |
obadiah777: SOUNDS LIKE A MILLS AND BOON STORYLINEwhat is mills and boon |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by Nobody: 8:04am On Oct 26, 2012 |
ATMC: you 're wrong sweet...he'll beckon on me to sit on his lap and then draw my head close to his shoulder and as i place my head on his shoulder, he'll run his hand up and down my back as he asks me gently, have you eaten? I'll mutter 'no, but i'm not hungry' he'll ask me y? I'll tell him i loose appetite when i'm with you. He'll smile and run his hands through my hair and at dt point, martha will come and say...'master, tell mary to come help me in d kitchen' and jesus will reply...lol If women like you dey Jesus time, you for make am marry by force see strong temptation o~! 1 Like |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by Nobody: 8:07am On Oct 26, 2012 |
ATMC: what is mills and boon Romance story ni |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by Nobody: 8:09am On Oct 26, 2012 |
ATMC: lol, i tell you, brother renew your mind oMY MIND BEEN RENEWED. HOW BOUT YOURS MRS I WANT TO SIT ON JESUS LAP ATMC: what is mills and boonONLY ONE OF THE MOST UBIQUITOUS ROMANTIC NOVELS EVER CREATED LOLZ 1 Like |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by Nobody: 8:10am On Oct 26, 2012 |
seriallink: |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by ATMC(f): 8:12am On Oct 26, 2012 |
seriallink:ok. I just like jesus...when i's much younger i used to think i 'll marry jesus lol. I just like him seriously so if i's to live in bible times i definitely will be mary |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by Nobody: 8:16am On Oct 26, 2012 |
ATMC: you 're wrong sweet...he'll beckon on me to sit on his lap and then draw my head close to his shoulder and as i place my head on his shoulder, he'll run his hand up and down my back as he asks me gently, have you eaten? I'll mutter 'no, but i'm not hungry' he'll ask me y? I'll tell him i loose appetite when i'm with you. He'll smile and run his hands through my hair and at dt point, martha will come and say...'master, tell mary to come help me in d kitchen' and jesus will reply...lol |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by ATMC(f): 8:17am On Oct 26, 2012 |
obadiah777: MY MIND BEEN RENEWED. HOW BOUT YOURS MRS I WANT TO SIT ON JESUS LAP ONLY ONE OF THE MOST UBIQUITOUS ROMANTIC NOVELS EVER CREATED LOLZif your mind is truly renewed, u'll think like jesus . Anyways i like jesus so much maybe dt's y my mind is d way it is, i wonder what he's doing now dt i'm typing this. Just thinking out loud maybe i was mary in my former world, dt'll account for this feeling lol |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by Nobody: 8:19am On Oct 26, 2012 |
ATMC: ok. I just like jesus...when i's much younger i used to think i 'll marry jesus lol. I just like him seriously so if i's to live in bible times i definitely will be maryNOW THE TRUTH COMES IN WHEN JESUS RETURNS WE SHALL HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER OUT ON YOU lol 1 Like |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by Nobody: 8:21am On Oct 26, 2012 |
ATMC: if your mind is truly renewed, u'll think like jesus . Anyways i like jesus so much maybe dt's y my mind is d way it is, i wonder what he's doing now dt i'm typing this. Just thinking out loud maybe i was mary in my former world, dt'll account for this feeling lolthats a good question. he is probably sharpening his sword that he will use on satans neck. |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by UjSizzle(f): 8:21am On Oct 26, 2012 |
italo:only to watch him beaten up and die? I'll pass |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by UjSizzle(f): 8:24am On Oct 26, 2012 |
ATMC: you 're wrong sweet...he'll beckon on me to sit on his lap and then draw my head close to his shoulder and as i place my head on his shoulder, he'll run his hand up and down my back as he asks me gently, have you eaten? I'll mutter 'no, but i'm not hungry' he'll ask me y? I'll tell him i loose appetite when i'm with you. He'll smile and run his hands through my hair and at dt point, martha will come and say...'master, tell mary to come help me in d kitchen' and jesus will reply...lol*cough Cough* If i be Martha na hot water i go pour ur body. 3 Likes |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by Nobody: 8:26am On Oct 26, 2012 |
uj_sizzle:i see your angle. maybe you will like to see when he was born as opposed to the death. maybe you will like to be one of the three wise men ? lolz uj_sizzle: |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by ATMC(f): 8:27am On Oct 26, 2012 |
uj_sizzle:before my jesus? No na, u no fit, God dey! |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by Nobody: 8:28am On Oct 26, 2012 |
obadiah777: NOW THE TRUTH COMES IN WHEN JESUS RETURNS WE SHALL HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER OUT ON YOU lol Now ATM cash don talk true 1 Like |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by ATMC(f): 8:29am On Oct 26, 2012 |
obadiah777: thats a good question. he is probably sharpening his sword that he will use on satans neck. 1 Like |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by ATMC(f): 8:30am On Oct 26, 2012 |
obadiah777: NOW THE TRUTH COMES IN WHEN JESUS RETURNS WE SHALL HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER OUT ON YOU lollol |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by UjSizzle(f): 8:35am On Oct 26, 2012 |
ATMC: before my jesus? No na, u no fit, God dey!how u go dey lomance the guy i dey try win him heart with my delicious bitterleaf soup n fufu? Oya u go stop to rub hin head n belle 3 Likes |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by ATMC(f): 8:38am On Oct 26, 2012 |
uj_sizzle: |
Re: If You Had A Chance To Live In The Biblical Times; Who Would You Be? by engrtee(f): 7:17pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
ATMC: Lol, i sha will like to be mary, martha's sister so i get to chat with jesus u know...and sit on his lap, dt'll definitely make sense na ur type de seduce pastor for church. Naw u wan promote urself to temp Jesus.? 1 Like |
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