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Npjc.....my Skul by sutoboy(m): 12:28am On Oct 26, 2012 |
A man built a room with 250 blocks and later turned it to a school,with him being the headmaster. Whenever his students offend him,he would tell them to go and give the wall 50 punches. Two students offended him on a day,after his orders,the first student started punching the wall. The student was crying heavily but the headmaster did not tell him to leave until he finished the 50 punches. He told the second guy to go and do likewise. Guy:rubbish. Headmaster:for saying that,its now 100 punches for you. Guy:nonsense. Headmaster:now 200 punches. The guy went towards the wall,as he gave the wall a punch(gbooooo), a block fell down from the wall. Headmaster:what s that. Guy:nothing...Gbooooo(another block falls). Headmaster:you can go and sit down. Guy:that would be injustice,the other guy finished his punishment,i also want to finish my own...gboooo,gb ooo,gboooo(blocks falling down). Headmaster:i said go and sit down. Guy:that would be cheating on the other student...gbooo ,gboooo,gbooo(b locks falling down). Headmaster:can' t i instruct you,i'm i not old enough to be your father. Guy:for mentioning my fathers' name,i've increased my punishment to 250 punches. The headmaster knelt down. Headmaster:my good son,take it easy,i know this building is already going down,but please pardon the foundation. should this guy accept his apology or not? |
Re: Npjc.....my Skul by Homar(m): 12:33am On Oct 26, 2012 |
They guy should continue punching the wall lol . |
Re: Npjc.....my Skul by larride(m): 1:03am On Oct 26, 2012 |
JOKE GRADING: F9 REMARK: HIGHLY DISAPPOINTED REWARD: 15MONTHS IN SYRIA REFUGEE CAMP |
Re: Npjc.....my Skul by sutoboy(m): 4:17pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
larride: JOKE GRADING: F9 Na so u wise reach? |
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