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Airman Jones by ituen(m): 10:15am On Jan 28, 2008 |
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised. Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said, "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000. Now," he concluded, "which group do you think they are going to send into battle first?" |
Re: Airman Jones by Nobody: 2:46pm On Jan 29, 2008 |
This is funny. Ituen, This is a first |
Re: Airman Jones by ioday(f): 2:50pm On Jan 29, 2008 |
AISHA |
Re: Airman Jones by Emperoh(m): 3:45pm On Jan 29, 2008 |
Aisha no let Ituen face as Dj Croocky face Clemcy |
Re: Airman Jones by Nobody: 3:51pm On Jan 29, 2008 |
I no dey fear, my man will protect me |
Re: Airman Jones by folly69(m): 3:58pm On Jan 29, 2008 |
did i hear u call sweetie? |
Re: Airman Jones by ituen(m): 6:41pm On Jan 29, 2008 |
@Folly U do be maigaurd to aisha abi? |
Re: Airman Jones by nightnurse(f): 7:28pm On Jan 29, 2008 |
@ituen ;Dyou rock baiby carry go |
Re: Airman Jones by ifyalways(f): 7:53pm On Jan 29, 2008 |
ituen:word ! |
Re: Airman Jones by ituen(m): 7:56pm On Jan 29, 2008 |
tnks nighttie U know that ur d one dat makes me rock |
Re: Airman Jones by clemcykul(f): 9:33am On Jan 30, 2008 |
sits and enjoys self |
Re: Airman Jones by folly69(m): 9:57am On Jan 30, 2008 |
ituen:ehn, me and u served @ ASO ROCK ABI U DON FORGET? @ifyalways u just a parasite |
Re: Airman Jones by Opoki(m): 11:51am On Jan 30, 2008 |
you guys really suck |
Re: Airman Jones by nightnurse(f): 12:13pm On Jan 30, 2008 |
i hope its just me or is tessy involved |
Re: Airman Jones by ituen(m): 1:03pm On Jan 30, 2008 |
Na u na. Only u alone |
Re: Airman Jones by ifyalways(f): 5:54pm On Jan 30, 2008 |
folly69:ask your biologhy teacher pest,parasites are of more importance than pests !. yes ,you are a pest ! |
Re: Airman Jones by folly69(m): 6:02pm On Jan 30, 2008 |
haba ituen y u dey deny ur past no need to b ashamed @ifyalways grabs raid fleets her sweeps her and dumps her in a bin |
Re: Airman Jones by tufe(m): 6:26pm On Jan 30, 2008 |
lol, nice joke men |
Re: Airman Jones by ituen(m): 7:23pm On Jan 30, 2008 |
folly folly folly |
Re: Airman Jones by ifyalways(f): 7:56pm On Jan 30, 2008 |
so dull ! |
Re: Airman Jones by ituen(m): 8:19pm On Jan 30, 2008 |
Dolapo like him |
Re: Airman Jones by folly69(m): 11:49am On Jan 31, 2008 |
@ituen monkey like u |
Re: Airman Jones by ituen(m): 12:24pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
I agree Folly. Dont forget ur roots oh |
Re: Airman Jones by folly69(m): 12:41pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
no i won't, now here is a banana and swing off. |
Re: Airman Jones by ituen(m): 2:34pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
Thanks for the banana. I know say na ur evening food u don sacrifice |
Re: Airman Jones by tufe(m): 3:55pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
lmao, you guys shud keeo it going |
Re: Airman Jones by folly69(m): 4:11pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
@ituen don't mention it u can also call tessybaboon,as a matter of fact take a whole bunch for the res of the family compliments of aishafolly |
Re: Airman Jones by elementus: 4:18pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
pls dont stop keep it rolling and coming i like it |
Re: Airman Jones by tufe(m): 4:43pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
élement, u better join in the fight, if not, you and me go start our own. i like wahala well well |
Re: Airman Jones by ifyalways(f): 4:50pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
nods and jots down important info |
Re: Airman Jones by tufe(m): 4:58pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
i like fight oo, but not with you ify. u r just too sweet. just point out any other person, and a war wud begin |
Re: Airman Jones by elementus: 5:19pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
tufe:tufe ur shakara no reach my side oh!!!!! in short u 2 small na me u won figth!!! go ask bush as i help am fight for iran,iran,germany,kuwite, in short I arrest sadam, hitler na osama i won arrest now. wetin u think say u be, no try me cos if i ves u no go like am oh make i just maintain cos i dey gbedun this forum |
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