You have two choices in life:

You can stay single and be miserable, or

get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party , one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'

'Yes , I am. I married the wrong man.'

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'.

Next day she received a hundred letters. They all
said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better
revenge than to let her keep him.

A little boy asked his father,
'Daddy , how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied , 'I don't know son , I'm still
paying.'

So Cool

Marriage,I believe can be sweet if only to the right person

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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished .

A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad , that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied , 'That happens in every country , son.'

Then there was a woman who said,
'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then , it was too late.'

Just think , if it weren't for marriage ,
men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

First guy says , 'My wife's an angel!'

Second guy remarks , 'You're lucky , mine's still alive.'

'A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord , I pray for: Wisdom , To understand a man ,
to Love and to forgive him , and for patience , For his moods.

Because Lord , if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death'

So funny

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U too much, I just cant stop lafing

sure na like dis mariage be?

lov it all

very funny