Mr Akpors fiancee said
to him,
“Now that we are
engaged, we should
start calling
each other pet names”.
He asked her,
“So what do u want to
be calling me?”
She said, “I’ll be calling u
TIGER”.
“Why?” he asked.
“Coz u’re handsome,
tall, charming, strong,
calculating, smart &
very good in BEDmatics”.
She then asked him,
“What will u be calling
me?” Mr Akpors said,
“Zebra”
The lady still smiling
seductively,
“Wow, that’s lovely &
sweet. Why did u
choose
such a lovely name?”
“Because of ur STRETCH
MARKS”

Tehehehehe!!!

zebras have stripes not stretch marks, d analogy is poor

sats: zebras have stripes not stretch marks, d analogy is poor

It's still okay sha, but come to think of it, tigers have "stretch marks" too. Lol