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Akpors And His Fiancee by EzePromoe: 7:52pm On Oct 29, 2012 |
Mr Akpors fiancee said to him, “Now that we are engaged, we should start calling each other pet names”. He asked her, “So what do u want to be calling me?” She said, “I’ll be calling u TIGER”. “Why?” he asked. “Coz u’re handsome, tall, charming, strong, calculating, smart & very good in BEDmatics”. She then asked him, “What will u be calling me?” Mr Akpors said, “Zebra” The lady still smiling seductively, “Wow, that’s lovely & sweet. Why did u choose such a lovely name?” “Because of ur STRETCH MARKS” |
Re: Akpors And His Fiancee by Sagytarius(m): 3:19pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
Tehehehehe!!! |
Re: Akpors And His Fiancee by sats: 4:33pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
zebras have stripes not stretch marks, d analogy is poor |
Re: Akpors And His Fiancee by visionbiafra: 4:36pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
sats: zebras have stripes not stretch marks, d analogy is poorIt's still okay sha, but come to think of it, tigers have "stretch marks" too. Lol |
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