These are (supposedly) actual quotes from employee appraisal reports,

1 Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2 His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
3 I would not allow this associate to breed.
4 Works well when under constant supervision and when cornered like a rat in a trap.
5 When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
6 He would be out of his depth in a puddle.
7 This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
8 She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
9 This associate should go far - and the sooner he starts the better.
10 This associate is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

Kool.

uh?? Well,

*hisses and locks up thread wid a padlock!*

*throws key into pacific ocean*

not pacific ocean,bottomless pit

*goes to find the key in bottomless pit*

Kunbee:

*goes to find the key in bottomless pit*

holy maree!!! adevil on nairaland?

giv d posta a break i lik this joke

yinkalink:

holy maree!!! adevil on nairaland?

Abi