Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head.

They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool.

The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs is closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the bottom.

Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool, so he decides he had better dive down to rescue him.

He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the side of the pool, where upon the head starts coughing and sputtering.

Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts: "Three years I've spent learning to swim with my ears, then two minutes before the whistle, some **** puts a swimming cap on me!"





A psychiatrist is addressing a group of people who have all had experiences with the supernatural. He asks: "Who here has seen a ghost?"
Everyone puts up their hands. He then asks: "Who here has spoken with a ghost?"

Half the audience puts up their hands. "And who here has touched a ghost?" Ten percent of the crowd puts up their hands.

He asks: "And who here has made love with a ghost?" One little man in the back row puts up his hand,

The psychiatrist looks down from the podium at the little man and says: "Do you mean to tell me that you have made love with a ghost?"

The man replies, "Oh No! I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you correctly. I thought you said 'goat'."

for the 1st joke
second is old

theyre all funny lmao

The first joke is BOOOMMMMMM

cool

10xs

1st Joke
2nd Joke

dry bones must rise again

Amen

very nice Dani

@tytytaylor
tytytytytytaylor
I want to give u a kiss.

kiss disease? tufiakwa

@tytytaylor
Kiss me
Under the milky twilight
, abeg help me complete dis song

LOL Foinally I can say this. . .


Se toasting HAHAH! HEHEH! HEEHEEHEE!

Gab i love you

for the second joke,all of them need brain servicing,

@gabry
wia toasting?

sylve11:

Gab i love you

come and love lemme catch u

clem why will you catch them, or do you want to love also?

Too much love hia/ Abeg! Cut the crap ohhh. . . .