Akpos decided to follow his friend Osas on a hunting trip deep in the forest of Okomu reserve in Iguobazuwa. Akpos has never gone hunting while Osas has hunted all his life. When they got to the middle of the forest, Osas told Akpos to sit by a tree and not make a sound while he checks out an antelope trail.
After he got about a quarter of a mile away, Osas heard a blood-curling scream which scared away nearby antelope. He rushed back to Akpos and yelled; "I think I tell you say make you quiet?"
Akpos replied : "Shuo, I try o, I really try. When green snake waka pass my leg I nor shake body or make peem sound. When gorilla come dey breath hot and smelly smelly air for my face, I nor shake body or make shekele sound. But when two squirrel waka enter my trouser leg, one come tell the other one say, "Chei, see as this two palm kernels big like coconut, we nor go fit chop dem finish for here, so make we pluck and carry dem go home", naim I come start to halla. Hapi nu month folks !

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NEROSKY: Akpos decided to follow his friend Osas on a hunting trip deep in the forest of Okomu reserve in Iguobazuwa. Akpos has never gone hunting while Osas has hunted all his life. When they got to the middle of the forest, Osas told Akpos to sit by a tree and not make a sound while he checks out an antelope trail.
After he got about a quarter of a mile away, Osas heard a blood-curling scream which scared away nearby antelope. He rushed back to Akpos and yelled; "I think I tell you say make you quiet?"
Akpos replied : "Shuo, I try o, I really try. When green snake waka pass my leg I nor shake body or make peem sound. When gorilla come dey breath hot and smelly smelly air for my face, I nor shake body or make shekele sound. But when two squirrel waka enter my trouser leg, one come tell the other one say, "Chei, see as this two palm kernels big like coconut, we nor go fit chop dem finish for here, so make we pluck and carry dem go home", naim I come start to halla. Hapi nu month folks !

http://lolnaija.com/jokes-akpors-goes-hunting-lwkmd/

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NEROSKY: Akpos decided to follow his friend Osas on a hunting trip deep in the forest of Okomu reserve in Iguobazuwa. Akpos has never gone hunting while Osas has hunted all his life. When they got to the middle of the forest, Osas told Akpos to sit by a tree and not make a sound while he checks out an antelope trail.
After he got about a quarter of a mile away, Osas heard a blood-curling scream which scared away nearby antelope. He rushed back to Akpos and yelled; "I think I tell you say make you quiet?"
Akpos replied : "Shuo, I try o, I really try. When green snake waka pass my leg I nor shake body or make peem sound. When gorilla come dey breath hot and smelly smelly air for my face, I nor shake body or make shekele sound. But when two squirrel waka enter my trouser leg, one come tell the other one say, "Chei, see as this two palm kernels big like coconut, we nor go fit chop dem finish for here, so make we pluck and carry dem go home", naim I come start to halla. Hapi nu month folks !

http://lolnaija.com/jokes-akpors-goes-hunting-lwkmd/

Hahahahhahahhhahahhhahahhahah

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NEROSKY:

for this free site?

are u serious.....

MIND YOUR LANGUAGE....lol
There were these 4 Guys..
>a Russian..
>a German..
>an American..
> & a Frencman...
Who found this small genie
bottle.When they rubbed the
bottle,a Genie appeared.
Thankful that the guys had
released him out of the
bottle,he said,
.
.
"Next to you all,are 4
swimming pools.
I will give each of you a wish.
When you run towards the
pool & jump,you must shout
what you want the pool of
water to become & then your
wish will come true.
.
.
The Frenchman wanted to
start .
He ran towards the pool
jumped & shouted,'WINE'.
The Pool immediately
changed into a pool of wine,
& the Frenchman was happily
swimming & drinking from
the pool.
.
.
Next,the Russian ran to a
differen t pool &
shouted,'VODKA!' &
immersed himself into a pool
of Vodka equally as happy as
the German.
.
.
Next the German ran to a
different pool & shouted
'BEER' & immerse d himself
into a Pool of Beer ofkos
equally as happy as the other
two.
.
.
Lastly,the American eager for
his chance was running
towards a different pool
when he suddenly stepped on
a banana peel,slipped on it
towards the pool & shouted,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
SHIT!!!!!

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NEROSKY: Akpos decided to follow his friend Osas on a hunting trip deep in the forest of Okomu reserve in Iguobazuwa. Akpos has never gone hunting while Osas has hunted all his life. When they got to the middle of the forest, Osas told Akpos to sit by a tree and not make a sound while he checks out an antelope trail.
After he got about a quarter of a mile away, Osas heard a blood-curling scream which scared away nearby antelope. He rushed back to Akpos and yelled; "I think I tell you say make you quiet?"
Akpos replied : "Shuo, I try o, I really try. When green snake waka pass my leg I nor shake body or make peem sound. When gorilla come dey breath hot and smelly smelly air for my face, I nor shake body or make shekele sound. But when two squirrel waka enter my trouser leg, one come tell the other one say, "Chei, see as this two palm kernels big like coconut, we nor go fit chop dem finish for here, so make we pluck and carry dem go home", naim I come start to halla. Hapi nu month folks !

http://lolnaija.com/jokes-akpors-goes-hunting-lwkmd/

Nice one

nice joke. I cant stop laughing. Hahahahahahahahaha /500x

An 11 year old girl realized
that she had started to grow
hair
between her legs. she got
worried and asked her Mom
about the hair. Her mom calmly said."That
part where hair has grown is
called
a monkey, be proud that your
monkey has grown hair."
Next morning at breakfast she told her sister."My monkey
has grown hair."Her sister
smiled
and said."that's nothing, mine
is already eating banana's."
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Whoa.