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This Is Not A Joke, If U Want To Laff Dont Click! by clemcykul(f): 8:29am On Jan 30, 2008
Subject: Isaiah 65:24
"With God all things are possible"

This story was written by a doctor who worked in South Africa ,

One night I had worked hard to help a mother in the labor ward; but in spite of all we could do, she died leaving us with a tiny premature baby and a crying two-year-old daughter. We would have difficulty keeping the baby alive, as we had no incubator (we had no electricity to run an incubator).

We also had no special feeding facilities. Although we lived on the equator, nights were often chilly with treacherous drafts. One student midwife went for the box we had for such babies and the cotton wool that the baby would be wrapped in.

Another went to stoke the fire and fill a hot water bottle. She came back shortly in distress to tell me that in filling the bottle, it had burst (rubber perishes easily in tropical climates). "And it is our last hot water bottle!" she exclaimed. As in the West, it is no good crying over spilled milk, so in Central Africa it might be considered no good crying over burst water bottles. They do not grow on trees, and there are no drugstores down forest pathways.

"All right," I said, "put the baby as near the fire as you safely can, and sleep between the baby and the door to keep it free from drafts. Your job is to keep the baby warm."

The following afternoon, as I did most days, I went to have prayers with any of the orp hanage children who chose to gather with me. I gave the youngsters various suggestions of things to pray about and told them about the tiny baby. I explained our problem about keeping the baby warm enough, mentioning the hot water bottle, and that the baby could so easily die if it got chills. I also told them of the two-year-old sister, crying because her mother had died.

During prayer time, one ten-year old girl, Ruth, prayed with the usual blunt consciousness of our African children. "Please, God" she prayed, "send us a water bottle. It'll be no good tomorrow, God, as the baby will be dead, so please send it this afternoon."

While I gasped inwardly at the audacity of the prayer, she added, "And while You are about it, would You please send a dolly for the little girl so she'll know You really love her?"

As often with children's prayers, I was put on the spot. Could I honestly say, "Amen"? I just did not believe that God would do this. Oh, yes, I know that He can do everything, the Bible says so. But there are limits, aren't there? The only way God could answer this particular prayer would be by sending me a parcel from my homeland. I had been in Africa for almost four years at that time, and I had never, ever received a parcel from home. Anyway, if anyone did send me a parcel, who would put in a hot water bottle? I lived on the equator! Halfway through the afternoon, while I was teaching in the nurses' training school, a message was sent that there was a car at my front door.

By the time I reached home, the car had gone, but there, on the veranda, was a large twenty-two pound parcel. I felt tears pricking my eyes. I could not open the parcel alone, so I sent for the orphanage children.

Together we pulled off the string, carefully undoing each knot. We folded the paper, taking care not to tear it unduly. Excitement was mounting.
Some thirty or forty pairs of eyes were focused on the large cardboard box. >From the top, I lifted out brightly colored, knitted jerse ys. Eyes sparkled as I gave them out Then there were the knitted bandages for the leprosy patients, and the children looked a little bored. Then came a box of mixed raisins and sultanas - that would make a batch of buns for the weekend. Then, as I put my hand in again, I felt the, could it really be? I grasped it and pulled it out - yes, a brand-new, rubber hot water bottle. I cried. I had not asked God to send it; I had not truly believed that He would. Ruth was in the front row of the children. She rushed forward, crying out, "If God has sent the bottle, He must have sent the dolly too!"
Rummaging down to the bottom of the box, she pulled out the small, beautifully dressed dolly. Her eyes shone! She had never doubted!

Looking up at me, she asked: "Can I go over with you and give this dolly to that little girl, so she'll know that Jesus really loves her?"

That parcel had been on the way for five whole months. Packed up by my former Sunday school class, whose leader had heard and obeyed God's prompting to send a hot water Bottle, even to the equator. And one of the girls had put in a dolly for an African child - five months before, in answer to the believing prayer of a ten-year-old to bring it "that afternoon."

"Before they call, I will answer" (Isaiah 65:24) This awesome prayer takes less than a minute. When you receive this, say the prayer,, that's all you have to do. No strings attached. Just send it on to whomever you want - but do send it on. Prayer is one of the best free gifts we receive. There is no cost but a lot of rewards.

Let's continue praying for one another,
Father, I ask you to bless my friends reading this right now. I am asking You to minister to their spirit at this very moment. Where there is pain, give them Your peace and mercy. Where there is self doubting, release a renewed confidence to work through them. Where there is tiredness or exhaustion, I ask You to give them understanding, guidance, and strength as they learn submission to Your leading. Where there is spiritual stagnation, I ask You to renew them by revealing Your nearness, and by drawing them into greater intimacy with You. Where there is fear, reveal Your love, and release to them Your courage. Where there is a sin blocking them, reveal it, and break its hold over the lives of my friends.
Bless their finances, give them greater vision, and raise up leaders and friends to support and encourage them. Give each of them discernment to recognize the evil forces around them, and reveal to them the power they have in You to defeat it. I ask you to do these things in Jesus' name.

P.S. Passing this on to anyone you consider a friend will bless you both. Passing this on to one not considered a friend is something Christ would do.

"Do not ask the Lord to guide your footsteps if you're not willing to move your feet
Re: This Is Not A Joke, If U Want To Laff Dont Click! by clemcykul(f): 8:31am On Jan 30, 2008
I dint paste this in the religious section coz jokes forum is my home cool

if u think it sucks and doesnt worth ur tyme please "jump off a cliff"
Re: This Is Not A Joke, If U Want To Laff Dont Click! by folahann(m): 5:08pm On Aug 28, 2008
You actually wanted people to fight you. I'm happy no one did; you mission wasn't accomplished tongue
Re: This Is Not A Joke, If U Want To Laff Dont Click! by spenchuks(m): 9:28pm On Aug 28, 2008
clemcy, even u embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: This Is Not A Joke, If U Want To Laff Dont Click! by clemcykul(f): 7:49am On Aug 29, 2008
yes na grin
Re: This Is Not A Joke, If U Want To Laff Dont Click! by spenchuks(m): 8:20am On Aug 29, 2008
u dey fall my hand sad sad
Re: This Is Not A Joke, If U Want To Laff Dont Click! by chioya(f): 8:52am On Aug 29, 2008
its long but really nice, wink

[i][/i]*scratches head thinks of wat to say to clems*

but clemcy y u post am 4 here carry am go house,take start book.i go give u more stories to write 4 d book, tongue
Re: This Is Not A Joke, If U Want To Laff Dont Click! by chioya(f): 8:54am On Aug 29, 2008
its long but really nice, wink

*scratches head thinks of wat to say to clems*
but clemcy y u post am 4 here carry am go house,take start book.i go give u more stories to write 4 d book, tongue
Re: This Is Not A Joke, If U Want To Laff Dont Click! by spenchuks(m): 9:00am On Aug 29, 2008
why d repetition?
a word is enough 4 d wise na undecided undecided
Re: This Is Not A Joke, If U Want To Laff Dont Click! by chioya(f): 9:05am On Aug 29, 2008
na me no bi seun nd sam milla do am,na once i click embarassed
Re: This Is Not A Joke, If U Want To Laff Dont Click! by clemcykul(f): 1:10pm On Aug 29, 2008
i don repent embarassed
Re: This Is Not A Joke, If U Want To Laff Dont Click! by showbobo(m): 8:16pm On Aug 29, 2008
clemcykul:

i don repent embarassed

A kettle would always be a kettle,a snake always a snake and you CLEM, grin grin
Re: This Is Not A Joke, If U Want To Laff Dont Click! by clemcykul(f): 10:59am On Sep 01, 2008
brethren the lord is good grin grin grin

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