MIND YOUR LANGUAGE....lol
There were these 4 Guys..
>a Russian..
>a German..
>an American..
> & a Frencman...
Who found this small genie
bottle.When they rubbed the
bottle,a Genie appeared.
Thankful that the guys had
released him out of the
bottle,he said,
.
.
"Next to you all,are 4
swimming pools.
I will give each of you a wish.
When you run towards the
pool & jump,you must shout
what you want the pool of
water to become & then your
wish will come true.
.
.
The Frenchman wanted to
start .
He ran towards the pool
jumped & shouted,'WINE'.
The Pool immediately
changed into a pool of wine,
& the Frenchman was happily
swimming & drinking from
the pool.
.
.
Next,the Russian ran to a
differen t pool &
shouted,'VODKA!' &
immersed himself into a pool
of Vodka equally as happy as
the German.
.
.
Next the German ran to a
different pool & shouted
'BEER' & immerse d himself
into a Pool of Beer ofkos
equally as happy as the other
two.
.
.
Lastly,the American eager for
his chance was running
towards a different pool
when he suddenly stepped on
a banana peel,slipped on it
towards the pool & shouted,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
SHIT!!!!!

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Why would any sane mind shout 'poo' at a fall. Whatever happened to 'ouch'! *eyes rolling*

rubish

na from the heading i begin to.laugh and my solo don run
u try sha

Smmmmmhh!!!!! *Continue playing Zuma*

Dis section dey lack beta jokes SMH

Decapo: Smmmmmhh!!!!! *Continue playing Zuma*

OMG, I love Zuma. Been on level 12 for God knows when now. Arrrrgh!

nikkyshyne: Why would any sane mind shout 'poo' at a fall. Whatever happened to 'ouch'! *eyes rolling*

I think he typed sh.it but its a censored word so poo appeared...

nikkyshyne:
OMG, I love Zuma. Been on level 12 for God knows when now. Arrrrgh!

Wifey is addicted to Zuma lol...being hooked on level 21 or 22

timbros:

I think he typed sh.it but its a censored word so poo appeared...

O yea. U'r rite.

timbros:

Wifey is addicted to Zuma lol...being hooked on level 21 or 22

21??

nikkyshyne:

O yea. U'r rite.
21??

Yep! Yesterday she scared me the hell outta me lol! We were in the sitting room, i was watching a football match and she, as usual, was on her Zuma when all of a sudden... "yipeeeeeeee!!! Level 23! Level 23! Level 23!"

lol... I was like WTF!!

I would have expected him to say F.uck, anf for pool to be filled with volumptous beauties ready to satisfy the American

An 11 year old girl realized
that she had started to grow
hair
between her legs. she got
worried and asked her Mom
about the hair. Her mom calmly said."That
part where hair has grown is
called
a monkey, be proud that your
monkey has grown hair."
Next morning at breakfast she told her sister."My monkey
has grown hair."Her sister
smiled
and said."that's nothing, mine
is already eating banana's."
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