Akpors goes into a chemist, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon.
He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist's assistant."Coul this please?" says Akpors. Chemist Assistant takes the teaspoon, put it in his mouth swills the liquid and swallow it.. "Does it taste sweet?" says Akpors "No, not at all" says Chemist Assistant.
"Good" says Akpors....."the doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar"
The Chemist Assistant fainted