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Warning: Stop Using My Name!!! by MRAKPORS(m): 8:49am On Nov 04, 2012 |
it has come to my notice that many of you use my name to tell silly stories about me. now this should be your last time, else i go show una say na me be akpors.what arrant nonsense! If you wan post a joke , you can use your papa name, mama or even your grand papa i don warn you oooooo mtchew |
Re: Warning: Stop Using My Name!!! by yungkiz(m): 9:23am On Nov 04, 2012 |
MR AKPORS:so u ar d akpors dat hv been hearin evrywhere.akpors do this,akpors do dat. Akpors steal @ d market square,akpors pregnant a 16yrs gurl,akpors n her teacher,akpors join police,akpors was sack, akpors is now a jobless man,,akpors leta got married,akpors divorce is wife,akpors join armed robber,akpors kill his fada,akpors were caught by d police,akpors goes 2 jail,akpos was lata release, akpors die in motor accident,akpors face is judgement,akpors goes 2 hell fire....... Akporz u don suffer 1 Like |
Re: Warning: Stop Using My Name!!! by Lagusta(m): 10:04am On Nov 04, 2012 |
Oh, Mr. Akpors... How are u?? I heard your father died of hypertension and retrograde paranoid schizophrenia because u used your mother for sacrifice..... Even after that, you still squandered the blood money, got deported from somalia, and jailed in bangladesh, because you tried sleeping with a 5yr old child, what the hell were u thinking Now I hear u are in bin gbagbo's memorial hospital, being treated for AIDS-related dementia, kaposi's sarcoma, and non-hodgkin's lymphoma!!! Please get well soon, so that you can serve your remaining sentence in the alcatraz prison in the USA... |
Re: Warning: Stop Using My Name!!! by gulfer: 12:18pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
I no sure say you be Akpos. See Akpos with him pal Akpororo when me I sabi na. Ol'boy, better take your time o.
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Re: Warning: Stop Using My Name!!! by MRAKPORS(m): 9:40pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
gulfer: I no sure say you be Akpos. See Akpos with him pal Akpororo when me I sabi na. Ol'boy, better take your time o. who told you |
Re: Warning: Stop Using My Name!!! by Nobody: 10:31pm On Nov 04, 2012 |
Akpors! Akpors!! i dey hail ooo, This wan wey you show 4 nairaland, i hope say you no go destroy everything for here ooo |
Re: Warning: Stop Using My Name!!! by MRAKPORS(m): 8:07am On Nov 07, 2012 |
PretiEbony: Akpors! Akpors!! bufoon. |
Re: Warning: Stop Using My Name!!! by MizCutie(f): 1:13pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Teacher asked Amaka: What do u wanna be in life? Amaka replied: A successful multi-billionaire business woman. Teacher asked Akpos,: what of U? Akpos answered: Amaka's husband." Mr Akpors, u sure say u no lyk dis 1. Dis 1 no dey silly o. U jst dey share ur future ambition. |
Re: Warning: Stop Using My Name!!! by anonymous419: 11:26pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
yungkiz: so u ar d akpors dat hv been hearin evrywhere.akpors do this,akpors do dat. Akpors steal @ d market square,akpors pregnant a 16yrs gurl,akpors n her teacher,akpors join police,akpors was sack, akpors is now a jobless man,,akpors leta got married,akpors divorce is wife,akpors join armed robber,akpors kill his fada,akpors were caught by d police,akpors goes 2 jail,akpos was lata release, akpors die in motor accident,akpors face is judgement,akpors goes 2 hell fire....... Akporz u don suffer |
Re: Warning: Stop Using My Name!!! by MRAKPORS(m): 7:53pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
all of una be fool |
Re: Warning: Stop Using My Name!!! by Wendyslim(f): 10:11pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
Akpors na as u funny for joke na so u funny for face. Hmmmm I hail ooooo |
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