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Warning: Stop Using My Name!!! by MRAKPORS(m): 8:49am On Nov 04, 2012
angry angry angry angry angry angry
it has come to my notice that many of you use my name to tell silly stories about me.
now this should be your last time, else i go show una say na me be akpors.what arrant nonsense! angry
If you wan post a joke , you can use your papa name, mama or even your grand papa angry
i don warn you oooooo angry angry

mtchew angry angry
Re: Warning: Stop Using My Name!!! by yungkiz(m): 9:23am On Nov 04, 2012
MR AKPORS: angry angry angry angry angry angry
it has come to my notice that many of you use my name to tell silly stories about me.
now this should be your last time, else i go show una say na me be akpors.what arrant nonsense! angry
If you wan post a joke , you can use your papa name, mama or even your grand papa angry
i don warn you oooooo angry angry

mtchew angry angry
so u ar d akpors dat hv been hearin evrywhere.akpors do this,akpors do dat. Akpors steal @ d market square,akpors pregnant a 16yrs gurl,akpors n her teacher,akpors join police,akpors was sack, akpors is now a jobless man,,akpors leta got married,akpors divorce is wife,akpors join armed robber,akpors kill his fada,akpors were caught by d police,akpors goes 2 jail,akpos was lata release, akpors die in motor accident,akpors face is judgement,akpors goes 2 hell fire....... Akporz u don suffer

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Re: Warning: Stop Using My Name!!! by Lagusta(m): 10:04am On Nov 04, 2012
Oh, Mr. Akpors... How are u??

I heard your father died of hypertension and retrograde paranoid schizophrenia because u used your mother for sacrifice.....

Even after that, you still squandered the blood money, got deported from somalia, and jailed in bangladesh, because you tried sleeping with a 5yr old child, what the hell were u thinking


Now I hear u are in bin gbagbo's memorial hospital, being treated for AIDS-related dementia, kaposi's sarcoma, and non-hodgkin's lymphoma!!!


Please get well soon, so that you can serve your remaining sentence in the alcatraz prison in the USA...
Re: Warning: Stop Using My Name!!! by gulfer: 12:18pm On Nov 04, 2012
I no sure say you be Akpos. See Akpos with him pal Akpororo when me I sabi na. Ol'boy, better take your time o.

Re: Warning: Stop Using My Name!!! by MRAKPORS(m): 9:40pm On Nov 04, 2012
gulfer: I no sure say you be Akpos. See Akpos with him pal Akpororo when me I sabi na. Ol'boy, better take your time o.



who told you angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Warning: Stop Using My Name!!! by Nobody: 10:31pm On Nov 04, 2012
Akpors! Akpors!!


i dey hail ooo,
This wan wey you show 4 nairaland, i hope say you no go destroy everything for here ooo













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Re: Warning: Stop Using My Name!!! by MRAKPORS(m): 8:07am On Nov 07, 2012
PretiEbony: Akpors! Akpors!!


i dey hail ooo,
This wan wey you show 4 nairaland, i hope say you no go destroy everything for here ooo













grin grin grin grin




bufoon.
Re: Warning: Stop Using My Name!!! by MizCutie(f): 1:13pm On Nov 07, 2012
Teacher asked Amaka: What do u wanna be in life? Amaka replied: A successful multi-billionaire business woman. Teacher asked Akpos,: what of U? Akpos answered: Amaka's husband."
Mr Akpors, u sure say u no lyk dis 1. Dis 1 no dey silly o. U jst dey share ur future ambition.
Re: Warning: Stop Using My Name!!! by anonymous419: 11:26pm On Nov 07, 2012
yungkiz: so u ar d akpors dat hv been hearin evrywhere.akpors do this,akpors do dat. Akpors steal @ d market square,akpors pregnant a 16yrs gurl,akpors n her teacher,akpors join police,akpors was sack, akpors is now a jobless man,,akpors leta got married,akpors divorce is wife,akpors join armed robber,akpors kill his fada,akpors were caught by d police,akpors goes 2 jail,akpos was lata release, akpors die in motor accident,akpors face is judgement,akpors goes 2 hell fire....... Akporz u don suffer
Re: Warning: Stop Using My Name!!! by MRAKPORS(m): 7:53pm On Nov 23, 2012
all of una be fool
Re: Warning: Stop Using My Name!!! by Wendyslim(f): 10:11pm On Nov 23, 2012
Akpors na as u funny for joke na so u funny for face. Hmmmm I hail ooooo

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