one warri woman get belle so she ccum go hospital,wen d doctor comfirm say the warri woman tru tru get belle,he ccum tell d warri woman say make she dey eat all dis fine fine food like fried rice wit turkey,semo wit vegetable soup,yam wit fried eggs.etc and @list 1 boiled egg evryday...the warri woman say no problem bt 4 her mind she dey tink say (e be like say dis doctor dey mad o,shey na u go dey give me money 2 buy ham? even if na BROS 'J' i wan born e no fit reach like dis) so the warri woman ccum go house bt since dat day na eba & okro soup d woman dey chop evry mornin,gari & groundnut 4 aftanun and eba & okro soup again 4 nite,na so she dey eat ham till d day wey she wan born! wen she reach hospital, d pikin no gree ccum out! 4 inside d belle d pikin dey talk 2 himself say (see me see dis woman o! me still dey belle na so so eba & gari i dey chop! talkless of if i ccum out. d pikin luk himself say oboi see how ma neck don long! she no dey gree give me gud food,anyway na me and u 2day i no dey ccum out!) so d doctor cum tell the woman say make she begin dey push,as she dey push the pikin cum dey ccum out small small, na hin the pikin say (OK U TINK SAY U TOUGH ABI? )na so he hold hin mama kidney. afta 2 much effort still wey the pikin no ccum out the doctor ccum dey confused, so he ask the warri woman say wetin she dey chop since she don get d belle? the warri woman say: na fried rice wit turkey,yam wit fried eggs,semo wit vegetable soup i dey chop n wit 1 boiled egg evryday.as the pikin hear dis na him he fly cum out begin shout: SHOT UP WOMAN! U 2 DEY LIE! U WEY BE SAY NA SO SO GARI AND EBA U DEY GIVE ME CHOP EVRYDAY! DOCTOR U KNW SEE HOW MA NECK DON LONG? na so doctor and the warri woman faint!

Abeg 'precipitate' comot for here joor

what's with you and precipitate??

Each tym U̶̲̥̅̊ write C.U̶̲̥̅̊.M, d computer changes it to precipitate. D word is a synonym for kunu wey dey come out 4person body. so for non-vulgar sake, C.U̶̲̥̅̊.M is censored. So my guy @ OP, instead of using C.U̶̲̥̅̊.M for come, just use com

Cum

MC Dumexx: Each tym U̶̲̥̅̊ write C.U̶̲̥̅̊.M, d computer changes it to precipitate. D word is a synonym for kunu wey dey come out 4person body. so for non-vulgar sake, C.U̶̲̥̅̊.M is censored. So my guy @ OP, instead of using C.U̶̲̥̅̊.M for come, just use com

lmao..ohh I cee. But y didnt they just change it to come instead of precipitate..those MODs though..

berylLOL:
lmao..ohh I cee. But y didnt they just change it to come instead of precipitate..those MODs though..

God bless U̶̲̥̅̊. Exactly my question when I noticed it but U̶̲̥̅̊ knw hw 'powerful' we tnk we are when we are given little corner †̥o manage. We want †̥o exert authority. I hp one d MODs see this.Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​ na really ministry of defense

MC Dumexx:

God bless U̶̲̥̅̊. Exactly my question when I noticed it but U̶̲̥̅̊ knw hw 'powerful' we tnk we are when we are given little corner †̥o manage. We want †̥o exert authority. I hp one d MODs see this.Lol L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿ na really ministry of defense

hehehe and i assure you, if they see this, u are officially on their 'to be banned' list.

berylLOL:
hehehe and i assure you, if they see this, u are officially on their 'to be banned' list.

True. Its long time coming anyway. Then they will justify me plight of how 'powerful' we tnk we are in our little corners

Which kind long dry joke be this sef?
I dey read 'joke' instead of smiling na frown i dey frown.

e too long
Then I cum see precipitate all through
Sorry
I come see precipitate all through

hornipipe: Which kind long dry joke be this sef?
I dey read 'joke' instead of smiling na frown i dey frown.

For me,Its a NO

the joke dry but the 'cum' part funny die ..lmao

cum

Cum

Kai,d title suppose be precipitating-precipitation while d OP,na precipitant and d joke is precipitated

Minion: U called for me, my Lord!
Hades: Yes, help me precipitate life out of the above poster. He is precipitatin too much CO2

which kind nonesense be this again guy you no try at all even pidgin dey make u stammer

i cum

i find laff taya for dis joke but laff no cum ooo.. nairaland jokes no cum dey make sense again,..na dose garri joke cum dey vex.me pass self.

TOPIC: Precipitate

@OP,next tym don't @precipitate here, d joke dry and ur precipitate,precipitate make am drier

nikkyshyne: Abeg 'pr
ecipitate' comot for here joor

Hahahaa!!!! I swear everthing about this thread is funny.. From the op's post to the replies....

NA SO .......d replies too are rib crackin

^^ @ur signature. Nairaland truly sucks. Infact wats with d bullshi.t of censoring certain words? As in like seriously, whats d biggie in typing words like "f u c k" without d bots changing it to bleep?? Or words like "c o m e" without changing it to "precipitate"?? Gosh if i write c o m e, f u c k, h a r l o t, p e n i s, etc, would you mods catch HIV ni??
We aint even kids for pete's sake!! Pls just tell me wats d big deal dere?! Stone age people!


Anyway @op. Your joke dry die..but i sure do love ur command of pidgin. Nice

booqee: ^^ @ur signature. Nairaland truly sucks. Infact wats with d bullshi.t of censoring certain words? As in like seriously, whats d biggie in typing words like "f u c k" without d bots changing it to bleep?? Or words like "c o m e" without changing it to "precipitate"?? Gosh if i write c o m e, f u c k, h a r l o t, p e n i s, etc, would you mods catch HIV ni??
We aint even kids for pete's sake!! Pls just tell me wats d big deal dere?! Stone age people!


Anyway @op. Your joke dry die..but i sure do love ur command of pidgin. Nice

hmmmn

booqee: Anyway @op. Your joke dry die..but i sure do love ur command of pidgin. Nice

hmmmn

mistaswag(m);hmmmn

............My guy , u nor get liver at all. So,u came back ,after many decades u dropped ur shit called joke. hahahaha

toygod2: ............My guy , u nor get liver at all. So,u came back ,after many decades u dropped ur shit called joke. hahahaha

hmmm is dat so? tank god more dan 25 peepz here pacitipate in makin the shit bigger(wat dey wrote dosnt mata) includin u wey drop ya sinkin paraga piss for ma thread

mistaswag:


hmmm is dat so? tank god more dan 25 peepz here pacitipate in makin the shit bigger(wat dey wrote dosnt mata) includin u wey drop ya sinkin paraga piss for ma thread

now dis is the joke. Lmao!

when d doctor and d warri woman woke up, dey den precipitate push d baby back 4 inside bell e