On Sunday a gang went into a church and started closing windows and doors.
They told the congregation that they were going to kill everyone but in alphabetical order. They went to the Rev.
What is your name?
Rev: Zoseph Zmith
Lucky you.
Pianist: My name is Zemmanuel Zambali but one of the ushers over there is Akpors Samuel.
"You lying bastard," Akpors screamed at the top of hi voice "Oga my friends call me
Zzzakpors Zzzamuel."
(Who wan die?)