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| Surest Way Of Going To Heaven:. .research!!!!!!!!!!1 by bingbagbo(m): 2:58pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
Every one wants to go to heaven. To go to heaven however, you must not sin. That tiny animal called the mosquito can make you stay away from sin. how? okay. .. when a female anopheles mosquito bites you, you will suffer a condition called malaria. When you get malaria, 1.you loose appetite 2.You become weak. 3.You become humble 4.You can even die 5.You loose weight 6.You loose every urge for sex (no errection..) at all 7.You pray 8.You dont go out 9.You hardly talk then let compare these to the sins in the bible. 1.Fornication:Can you fornicate when you are weak? NO, can you commit adultery even when you cant have errrection? NO!!! 2.Gossip, lies:Can you do these when you are weak, lost weight and all that? NO!!! 3.Killing: Can you kill when you are weak and tired? NO!! 4.To go to heaven, we must first die. . .mALARIA can kill you easily the research took me 14 years  1 Like |
| Re: Surest Way Of Going To Heaven:. .research!!!!!!!!!!1 by butterflyy(f): 3:04pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
14 serious wasted years 1 Like |
| Re: Surest Way Of Going To Heaven:. .research!!!!!!!!!!1 by bingbagbo(m): 3:18pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
butterflyy: 14 serious wasted years |
| Re: Surest Way Of Going To Heaven:. .research!!!!!!!!!!1 by Nobody: 3:58pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
Lol...christians no wan die o. You know their second name is ''just in case''  So just in case heaven does not exist, they wan enjoy this their short earthly life. Abeg no blame them o, what else do u expect from malus? |
| Re: Surest Way Of Going To Heaven:. .research!!!!!!!!!!1 by Nobody: 11:38pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
this makes sense |
| Re: Surest Way Of Going To Heaven:. .research!!!!!!!!!!1 by bingbagbo(m): 7:30am On Nov 07, 2012 |
jacobscros: this makes sense i trust u. |
| Re: Surest Way Of Going To Heaven:. .research!!!!!!!!!!1 by Ariyke: 9:04am On Nov 07, 2012 |
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| Re: Surest Way Of Going To Heaven:. .research!!!!!!!!!!1 by bingbagbo(m): 10:21pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
Ariyke: |
| Re: Surest Way Of Going To Heaven:. .research!!!!!!!!!!1 by CrazyMan(m): 10:26pm On Nov 08, 2012 |
Lol....more of a joke than reality...should be in the jokes section. Btw...what are you still doing on this thread...you should be dead (courtesy of malaria) by now...or don't you want to go to heaven? |
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