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If USA Was Nigeria, Check Todays Headlines by Irwindickson(m): 9:48am On Nov 07, 2012
If USA was Nigeria, today's headlines will read:

•Don't celebrate yet, Romney tells Obama (TELL magazine)
•Concede defeat, Obama urges Romney (Punch newspaper)cheesy

• 20 opposition cadres riot (The Sun newspaper)>=)

• Romney Demands Vote Recount (Vanguard newspaper)>:O

• Elections rigged (Guardian newspaper):O

• No evidence of manipulation (NTA news)=))

• The Church declares elections free and fair (News Line)Osmiley

• There will be violence if we lose; Romney declares (LTV 8 news)>:O>:O

• Election results for Arizona awaited (Channels news)(=|

• Trucks with suspected ballot papers crosses into USA from Mexico (Tribune newspaper)cry

• Romney is an opportunist - Go back to your farm (AIT news)3-|

• I will not accept results, Romney tells Obama (STV news):|

• McCain heads to Election Petition Tribunal (MITV)/smiley

• White Majority rejects results (PM News):]Y

• Kenyan Big Boy Senator Obama Throws Lavish Party to celebrate Election Victory (City People)\=D/<=-P

• Free for all fight at Obama rally in Grant Park (Channels TV)>:O

• Northern elders, Arewa and Sultan rejects results (ThisDay)>:/

• Republicans and Democrats supporters clash in Ketu and Ajangbadi, 14 dead, Romney threatens more heads will roll. (Sahara Reports)=D

• The people behind Obama's victory: True story uncovered (Newswatch):O

• Ope baje fun Romney, ijoba te siwaju lowo arakunrin dudu Obama, gidi gidi ba oyinbo....(Alaroye Newspaper)....haahahahahaha...gud morning yall.

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Re: If USA Was Nigeria, Check Todays Headlines by Irwindickson(m): 9:51am On Nov 07, 2012
Moderator front page plz.
Re: If USA Was Nigeria, Check Todays Headlines by coolestboy(m): 10:05am On Nov 07, 2012
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