Lil bro once asked:::: if Adam and Eve were the first people, who did cain and abel get married to? Their mother?

Dad, why you no get hair for ur middle head?

Why don't children mate- I told her to ask her mum- tufiapa, abomination

"Aunty why r u wearing pampers?"

WHO GAVE BIRTH TO GOD

My son ask * why is my friend white and I am brown*......lol

I can never forget the day i received a knock on my head just because i innocently asked "mummy, where pikin dey follow come out"

dejiswaggs: Does God Eat Amala?

if i should brake the Tv wil the people in come outside

paulex: I can never forget the day i received a knock on my head just because i innocently asked "mummy, where pikin dey follow come out"

is what is inbtw daddy leg tooth brush

digitite: Daddy, why do you have big belly like mummy(when she was preganant). Are you pregnant too?

....and ur answer was?

funny but true..my 4yrs old niece once asked her mum..''mama,wen d price of garri go come down na?''
poor kid..wen ppl complain here about d high cost of garri..dis mods go dey ban dem...heal d world..to make a better place 4our children..garri must b affordable..peace!

paulex: I can never forget the day i received a knock on my head just because i innocently asked "mummy, where pikin dey follow come out"

My friend's once told me a story of his lil brother.
He said his brother told them one day that egg was the first thing to be created but they told him no,that's it's not true,he kept on arguing and after sometime they asked him why he thought so and he told them that don't they know the yoruba christian song ''Ka to da Aye leyin ti wa,ka to da orun leyin ti n joba".He said they all bursted into laughter.

My little coz of 5 told the dad dat he wants to marry.and d dad asked him who d lucky girl was?he said is ur mum!the dad ask him why and he said is because u marry my mum i'll also marry ur mum.

I once asked my mum where do women give birth from, she skillfully evaded dat Q for 2yrs, my teachers didn't even bother to give me a reasonable answer, one said babies 'come out thru the stomach'...
I also askd my dad abt the use of 'always' sanitary pad after seeing the ad, he didn't give me any concrete response.

goofie: "Aunty why r u wearing pampers?"

y u go dey wear pad in front of o kid?abi u dey piss?

I once asked 'Uncle how wld one tell if a new baby is a boy or a girl'.

My son once said sorry to my wife when he saw her changing her sanitary pad. He said sorry mummy you have wound,daddy take mummy to the hospital now. The second day he asked again if the wound has healed up.

Was at a friend's place and their 3 year old kid just started crying for no reason..

ALTHOUGH,the TV was on and a Yoruba play movie was on show and in one of the scene they were actually eating...After much petting he told me "Uncle they are eating and they did not give me..why?" ...

'Uncle can i play with Tom and Jerry in the television? where are they living?'

Geomac: My son once said sorry to my wife when he saw her changing her sanitary pad. He said sorry mummy you have wound,daddy take mummy to the hospital now. The second day he asked again if the wound has healed up.

My little cousin wen he was younger, kept askin his dad if he can suck his breast since mumy dosent allow him to suck hers while breastfeedin d younger sister.

uncle if they make olive oil from olive then what do they make baby oil from

My younger nephew once asked me:

"Uncle Preston, are ghosts and angels stark nakked in heaven or do they wear clothes? If they do wear clothes, who designs the clothes? Ralph Lauren?"

I'm like "WTF!!!?"

@Paulex..it realy puzzled me too. I repeatedly pestered my mum, demanding to where my younger sibling emerged from. I see her pregnant today and d nxt moment with a baby. Of course, she always changed d topic and dat fired curiousity, so I questioned other adults.

lola.luv:
I was watching a soap on NTA (can't remember which one), while my mum dozed on the settee.

Lady in the soap: #Screaming# 'He sexually molested me! He sexually molested me!!'

I turn to my mum and shake her because her eyes are closed.

Me: Mummy, what is sexual molestation?

lol. She must have wondered where the question came from.

Children nowadays can embarass one with brilliant questions. While teaching in a kiddies religious class, a lil gal asked me ;"why do people still go to hell fire? Reasoning that..if the wages of sin is death,then whoever dies has paid for his/her sins and shud therefore go to heaven.

Mummy y must I squat 2pee while junior stands n y can't my pee fly up and down lyk junior's own

Why are NL moderators crazy about hiding post they are not intelligent enough to construct? This one na from the daughter of my uncles cousin.

daddy, how come there are so many beautiful gals inside d tv..... i want to enter d tv....

my 4yr old.

Table Leg :
Mummy can i poopoo in daddy's pint glass?!

#fail

my brother once asked if lapping is allowed in an aeroplane

From Sunday school.

Why are we always blaming the devil when we don't even know what he looks like?

Who created the devil?