This are five funny event that occur in a bank premises/hall

1. when coming into a bank the security door assessment.. the security door always cause Lots of Embarrassment even to the extent that some time you are forced to drop your accessories outside the bank and yet the security door would still refuse to let you into the bank premises this situation is very embarrassing and some time very funny to watch the persons frustration

2. if you are coming to use the ATM machine in the bank... when the machine continually rejects your card, and then later seize the card.... this situation is also a very embarrassing situation especially when you are in need of the money urgently.

3.Not dropping the pink slip of your deposit slip this could really be embarrassing...especially when you are being reminded by the security guard....

4. disapproval of signature or passport during withdrawal process or account verification. to me this is one the most embarrassing the situation you can ever experience in a bank... its not only embarrassing but frustrating as well.

5. one of the worst is the borrowing of a pen(biro) in a bank hall... to be serious i personally suffered this last week when i went to the to make some deposit i was so embarrassed when i had to ask people around lend me their pen/biro... this was really embarrassing i was so ashamed....

1. Farting on a queue when the person standing behind you hears it!

2. Not knowing what to do (for newbies) and you're like who sa!

Huh !

Abujafood: Farting!

alienware: Huh !

Yeah, you heard me!

Any lesson?

Okay

Dry Topic. Next!!!!!!!!!

These are things that are easily preventable...how did dis get to front page sef...on to d next 1

Standing in queue to use the ATM ...
And then three more ppl to go and u see
"out of service ... Please visit our other outlets"
makes me feel ... Haunted

And this poo came to front page *logs out of nairaland heads to linda ikeji blog*
To look for who I go hate!

1) when the bank is crowded and the ac isn't working . Oh God

WITHDRAWING UR LAST CARD IN THE PRESENCE OF BULK SUM DEPOSITORS

Will never 4get d day i went to the bank with a baggy jean and was told my metallic belt head can not allow me go into the bank..
I had to remove d belt º°˚! And the waist size of d jean was like 2times my waist.
Omo... D rest na tori for another day..



How about the day i endure 'service in progress' close to 30mins, den d large crowd which took me up to an hour before it got to my turn... Amidst plenty fighting and cursing.....

Finally, finally, when i check.... D fvucking 2k never still reflect for ma account!!



Naija frustration plenty sha.

packman: This are five funny event that occur in a bank premises/hall

1. when coming into a bank the security door assessment.. the security door always cause Lots of Embarrassment even to the extent that some time you are forced to drop your accessories outside the bank and yet the security door would still refuse to let you into the bank premises this situation is very embarrassing and some time very funny to watch the persons frustration

2. if you are coming to use the ATM machine in the bank... when the machine continually rejects your card, and then later seize the card.... this situation is also a very embarrassing situation especially when you are in need of the money urgently.

3.Not dropping the pink slip of your deposit slip this could really be embarrassing...especially when you are being reminded by the security guard....

4. disapproval of signature or passport during withdrawal process or account verification. to me this is one the most embarrassing the situation you can ever experience in a bank... its not only embarrassing but frustrating as well.

5. one of the worst is the borrowing of a pen(biro) in a bank hall... to be serious i personally suffered this last week when i went to the to make some deposit i was so embarrassed when i had to ask people around lend me their pen/biro... this was really embarrassing i was so ashamed....

Does everything in life 'embarrass' you?!

How can asking folks around you politely for a pen become a thing of shame?

Inferiority complex dey worry you, it seems. I demand absolute mutual respect and politeness from folks at the banks...If someone speaks to me rudely, I don't get embarrassed...I hit back.

Adanyebe: WITHDRAWING UR LAST CARD IN THE PRESENCE OF BULK SUM DEPOSITORS

What about that?

texazzpete:


Does everything in life 'embarrass' you?!

How can asking folks around you politely for a pen become a thing of shame?

Inferiority complex dey worry you, it seems. I demand absolute mutual respect and politeness from folks at the banks...If someone speaks to me rudely, I don't get embarrassed...I hit back.

NO WORRY WHEN YOU ASK FOR BIRO ABOUT 30 MINS. AND NOBODY GREE GIVE YOU THEN YOU GO NO HOW INFERIORITY COMPLEX USE WORRY ME...

VAGABON

Expecting money from someone and confidently goes to the teller and you're told it has not reflected.

pressing my john thomas behind a lady while on cue.

Classicalman: Dry Topic. Next!!!!!!!!!

Make u write a 'wet' one. Mtsheeeeeew.

illitrate: pressing my john thomas behind a lady while on cue.

a guy once did that to me in a banking all. God saved him that i was in a good mood, if not i would have stabbed him in the groin with the pen i was holding.

@op if all you wrote could possibly embarrass you, then you are embarrassing nairaland.....all you wrote seem very normal.....na you jus dey form jor

Classicalman: Dry Topic. Next!!!!!!!!!

My thoughts exactly!..just wasted 10 seconds of my time on here.

emilyone:

a guy once did that to me in a banking all. God saved him that i was in a good mood, if not i would have stabbed him in the groin with the pen i was holding.

Hmmmm, m sure you enjoyed it. A guy was busy harassing(molesting) you and you dey talk about mood.. Groping and frotteurism, Japanese style. lmao

wat if u invite a baby for d very first tym and decide to make withdraw, after rytin 3k, d teller told u dat u have to reduce it 1200. for lack of fund in ur acc.

emilyone:

a guy once did that to me in a banking all. God saved him that i was in a good mood, if not i would have stabbed him in the groin with the pen i was holding.

then finally what did u do to him?

I don't find any of this embarrassing.

20. Being told that the money you expected to withdraw hasn't reflected in your account after queing for 2hrs in UBA or Access

21. Requesting for a/c balance and it was given in writing by CS to the full glaring of everyone standing, as N2.23k

22. Network breakdown when it's your turn.

Imanuelle: Will never 4get d day i went to the bank with a baggy jean and was told my metallic belt head can not allow me go into the bank..
I had to remove d belt º°˚! And the waist size of d jean was like 2times my waist.
Omo... D rest na tori for another day..

lmao... thats what i call embarrassment

YIPEE...
29th to comment.

Imagine queuing for 50mins,then U̶̲̥̅̊ presented A̶̲̅ cheque given t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ U̶̲̥̅̊ by somebody Ǎ̜̣̍Ϟd †ђε teller said"sir,could U̶̲̥̅̊ pls call †ђε account owner t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ call his account officer" next person pls.

I remember a day I went to withdraw money from an ATM and met this lady frustrated. I went to her and ask what the problem was to my greatest surprise she said that she wanted to withdraw 5k and went to press 15k. I now ask what the problem was all she said was that she has been trying to keep 10k but the machine refused to open up.