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| Americans Vs Arabs by xammy(m): 11:55pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an American sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said,"I need to get up and get a beer". "Don't get up," said the American, "I'm in the aisle seat. I'll get it for you". As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the beer, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too". Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up his other shoe and spat in it too. When the Am erican returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes, pissing in beers?" NOTE: MIMIKO, I DOWNLOADED UR PIC N USED IT AS MY DESKTOP BACKGROUND. U TOO SWEET |
| Re: Americans Vs Arabs by tjtj1(m): 5:33am On Feb 01, 2008 |
@poster u don dey craze. didn't they tell u shes my wifey. i mean mimiko |
| Re: Americans Vs Arabs by Opoki(m): 10:54am On Feb 01, 2008 |
@ poster: the Arabs then replied that we will fight till death do us path, |
| Re: Americans Vs Arabs by ituen(m): 2:25pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
Old joke but nice @Poster Pls use ur church mind and delete that picture. U know hw many husbands she get? |
| Re: Americans Vs Arabs by tufe(m): 3:56pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
the poster dey live for fantasy world. na him and R.Kelly do the song I wish i wish i wish |
| Re: Americans Vs Arabs by ituen(m): 7:31pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
 Abi im join r kelly and usher for "DAT GIRL" |
| Re: Americans Vs Arabs by tufe(m): 10:56pm On Feb 02, 2008 |
huh?? did u mean same gurl  |
| Re: Americans Vs Arabs by tjtj1(m): 2:39am On Feb 03, 2008 |
u guys scared the poster away. hehehe |
| Re: Americans Vs Arabs by ituen(m): 12:28pm On Feb 03, 2008 |
Tufe, Im glad it shows that ur current. Its "Same girl". THe mistake is due to GMT difference |
| Re: Americans Vs Arabs by tufe(m): 1:32pm On Feb 03, 2008 |
lol nothing do you |
| Re: Americans Vs Arabs by ituen(m): 3:39pm On Feb 03, 2008 |
tnks man |
| Re: Americans Vs Arabs by clemcykul(f): 9:42am On Feb 04, 2008 |
stale |
| Re: Americans Vs Arabs by Nobody: 9:51am On Feb 04, 2008 |
nice joke ituen: LMAO |
| Re: Americans Vs Arabs by ituen(m): 1:27pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
I wonder why u didnt use cheesy  |
| Re: Americans Vs Arabs by tufe(m): 2:07pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
and what da devil is that |
| Re: Americans Vs Arabs by ituen(m): 3:30pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
search me |
| Re: Americans Vs Arabs by tufe(m): 3:53pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
**searches ituen, and finds two skulls on him** *dailing 911* |
| Re: Americans Vs Arabs by clemcykul(f): 4:58pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
damn! lmao |
| Re: Americans Vs Arabs by tufe(m): 6:01pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
**as the police reported, one of the skulls is a property of clemzyskull** off to drag her to the station for some interrogation |
| Re: Americans Vs Arabs by ituen(m): 8:57pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
This na serious matter |
| Re: Americans Vs Arabs by tjtj1(m): 8:58pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
clem so u be siamese wen u don dey get two skulls |
| Re: Americans Vs Arabs by xammy(m): 9:56pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
mimiko luv, Don't tell me u roll with this boyz? well i know they don't love u like i do. take care my LOVE |
| Re: Americans Vs Arabs by tjtj1(m): 10:06pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
sharrap |
| Re: Americans Vs Arabs by Nobody: 8:38am On Feb 05, 2008 |
ituen: Oh! you like these( ) guys?then watch out for the next episode xammy: pervert in the making |
| Re: Americans Vs Arabs by clemcykul(f): 8:55am On Feb 05, 2008 |
after the interrogation of tufe (lovesick puppy) he was detained and sentenced to all his lyfe wid out bla bla bla |
| Re: Americans Vs Arabs by tjtj1(m): 7:05pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
wit out condom? |
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