canarpant,

Oga o this nairaland people, i just bow for una o.
Man cannot even make mistake in this place sha.

Na wa gan o u people have even chased the boy away gan.

*literally ROFL* Absolutely aah-mazing

dragnet:

Why can't you guys just skip the grammar and answer the question we all know some people can't even compose one-third of the sentence he wrote. . . . . . .
If you're claiming or feigning ignorance of what the sentence was supposed to mean,then I guess u're worse than him
LeT nOt ThE pOt CaLl ThE kEtTlE bLaCk. . . .

why r u taking it so personal, do u have the same issues with ur grammar

omo 4get that thing, and leave matter ffor matthais, if i make mistake it could be 4given bt if i post tpic omo it must e at least 90% correct, Cantarpant is too much error, wetin you wan make imbeciles do as per making mistakes when u don make all the mistakes finish.??

omo 4get that thing, and leave matter ffor matthais, if i make mistake it could be 4given bt if i post tpic omo it must e at least 90% correct, Cantarpant is too much error, wetin you wan make imbeciles do as per making mistakes when u don make all the mistakes finish.??

But still, @ question

because they are sex starved, satisfied?now Go to bed!! your mates for fowl don sleep.well just kidding, no hard and fast rule bout why andhow, same reason you dont know how to spell counterpart!!

creamdream:

because they are sex starved, satisfied?now Go to bed!! your mates for fowl don sleep.well just kidding, no hard and fast rule bout why andhow, same reason you don't know how to spell counterpart!!

Oga o wetin the boy do una now?
See the guy has now done a runner now cause of the responses u are giving here.

Abeg Jimiyke where are you?
Come and rephrase the question.

No Nigerian girl has ever toasted me before, shits like that i hear happens in Lagos nigeria, anyhow, those that have experienced it, can answer the cantapant quuestion, ONE LOVE

karrye, who says I got a problem with my grammar?? & what if I got a problem with it?? . . Its nothing personal but you all are just as bad as you're making him look 'cos even after making jest of him you should've corrected him .
How the heck do you expect the guy to learn if all you do is make jest & not corrections. . . . . . . . . .and who says you're perfect??

karrye, who says I got a problem with my grammar?? & what if I got a problem with it?? . . Its nothing personal but you all are just as bad as you're making him look 'cos even after making jest of him you should've corrected him .
How the heck do you expect the guy to learn if all you do is make jest & not corrections. . . . . . . . . .and who says you're perfect??

Thank God for Nigerian education!

Na only "cantarpant"---"centerpant" nko?

Bullshit!!!!

AJ- this thread tire me oh! See as them dey laf like say tomorrow no dey "Oghenebikor"

In fact I laughed so had catarrh exploded out of my nostrils and bounced of my monitor.  My co-workers had to come out here to make sure I was not having seizures.  Too many laughing icons already so no need to add more.

When I read the thread's title,


Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen, some things should not even be joked with.

Chai!!!!

buzzgonz:

AJ- this thread tire me oh! See as them dey laf like say tomorrow no dey "Oghenebikor"

You don't think this is funny?

Are you the original poster?

_{I'll be damned. Did you change your screen name?}

AJ- Not what you think, i only feel for the poster! remember no body is perfect.

BTW:
_Woye!

Jimiyke (m)
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  Please Someone Should Me Please!
« on: February 18, 2007, 01:38 AM » 

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AM  A DIPLOMA CERTIFICATE HOLDER IN COMPUTER APPRECIATION, CAN SOMEONE HELP MEWITH ANY JOB ON THAT FIELD PLEASE??
             IYKE.   aokorom@yahoo.com or   08063963995 or 08059808867

I had to go through all the previous posts of this guy to make sure he was not pulling our legs.  The guy na correct "Ibon" blower from Orji Kalu's state!   Please I advice any one to go through my posts if you are so jobless--as I am while I am getting paid.  When I am not busy at work and nothing of interest to post--I just pick a Nairaland member of interest and read all their posts or selective posts to get to know them better.  That way you know how to respond to them if need be.  Or avoid them completely.

As you can see, this poster has a certificate in "Computer Appreciation"  In other words--"Siddon Look Computer"!!!!

buzzgonz:

AJ- Not what you think, i only feel for the poster! remember no body is perfect.

BTW:
_Woye!

Another multip-user.  I will not even ask you who you are.  But I have an idea.  There is a reason you are in disguise. No problems at all.

Oyeseeeeeeeeeee!

No mind me, Na Mr. Otherwise BAN cause am! .


BTW:

Koyo!

buzzgonz:

No mind me, Na Mr. Otherwise BAN cause am! .


BTW:

Koyo!

Na wa ooooooooooooooooooooooooh! --- All my "friends" have been banned this year.    I must have found favor with "God" to escape this wrath this year.  I better keep being a good girl.

Sorry ooooooooooooooh!  Wetin you do?  You fight?

Niceeeeeeeeeee bobo like you?

LOL, This is Nairaland.

lol that's pretty funny

@ all

una no where poster man dey?

I think we need some clarification because even if he meant counterpant; i still dont understand the question.

If anyone understands please tell me because I have to stop laughing.

LMFAO. . . . . kai. . . . . its not my time to die ooooooo.

One of two parts that fit and complete each other.
One that serves as a complement.

THIS IS WHAT HE MEANT, I GUESS?

Boy, you just murdered the DICTIONARY completely

In fact I laughed so had  catarrh exploded out of my nostrils and bounced of my monitor.  My co-workers had to come out here to make sure I was not having seizures.  Too many laughing icons already so no need to add more.

When I read the thread's title,


Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen, some things should not even be joked with.

Chai!!!!

The guy obviously doesn't know better. You would have rather corrected  him. Nobody is perfect.

jibosqie:

Boy, you just murdered the DICTIONARY completely

lmfao! this one pass murder!

keep on criticising each other, typical africans.

almondjoy:

In fact I laughed so haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad catarrh exploded out of my nostrils and bounced oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof my monitor.  My co-workers had to come out here to make sure I was not having seizures.  Too many laughing icons already so no need to add more.

At least ma own case is as a result of trying haaaaaaaaaaaaad to stay "woke" at work.  At least I fit spell catarrh!!!!

It is called "American English" not as a result of "Computer Appreciation"!!!!

Teaman:

The guy obviously doesn't know better. You would have rather corrected  him. Nobody is perfect.

This is just something to laff laugh about--Hey!  Lighten up!

chaloo:

keep on criticising each other, typical africans.

It is only a joke!!!!!  Haba.


Is this not the same "chaloo" of a dude that said "Goodbye to Nairaland" last year?---   My memory seldom fails me.

chaloo (m)
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  Goodbye Nairalanders
« on: November 16, 2007, 02:03 AM » 

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goodbye lovely nairalanders forever. you all have happy and prosperous lives. god bless you all.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Welcome back from your vacation!

@almondjoy
Hey! Just kidding almond lady.  I know u write very well. In fact I 'll be very surprised if u are not a journalist or something. Just pulling your legs for making fun of the guy . I feel  so sorry about our education system though  Meanwhile, I just finished reading one of your "verbal combats" with Elosera,  or something like that about US and UK - which is better? I was extremely entertained. I read almost all the posts. Although, I 've never been to to the US, but I respect the structure in the sense that it is a true representation of planet earth (talk of technology, whao!), and is not on the same level with the UK at all.  UK is nothing so special. lol

Teaman:

@almondjoy
Hey! Just kidding almond lady.  I know u write very well. In fact I 'll be very surprised if u are not a journalist or something. Just pulling your legs for making fun of the guy . I feel  so sorry about our education system though  Meanwhile, I just finished reading one of your "verbal combats" with Elosera,  or something like that about US and UK - which is better? I was extremely entertained. I read almost all the posts. Although, I 've never been to to the US, but I respect the structure in the sense that it is a true representation of planet earth (talk of technology, whao!), and is not on the same level with the UK at all.  UK is nothing so special. lol

Of course I knew you were pulling my cyber frog legs.  I have too much love these days to even use profanities.   Gosh I miss them.  I am afraid if I do not use them soon, I might just get fired because my manager usually gets the low-down of it if I do not dump it on Nairaland.

I am glad you got a thrill ride out of tha US/UK thread!   Please don't remind me of those ugly people.  I was watching BBC this afternoon---by mistake of course, and my God the kind of houses that the were showing on TV just made me switch channels quickly.

No main that girl "Elo babeee".  Please come over to the US.  These yankees do not make noise for nothing I beg.  They back every thing they boast of with actions and I have come to respect them for that.  I have been to like 8 countries in Europe only but--nothing can compare to the US I swear.   I took me a while to accept it and wondered why they were so pompous and arrogant.  They have earned every bit of that arrogance. That is why I am so proud of them. They love their country because their country has given them something to love. Especially Nevada where I went to school  Go UNLV!!!! I am on my way to Arizona as soon as I get off work to watch the Super Bowl.  My stuff is already in ma trunk--all my booze and finger foods.  And my lap top of course!

Come over to the US and you will respect them for more than their structures. You will never leave and the women are beaurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriful.   They just don't give a damn and I love them for that!  How do you think I learned my behaviour?


Errrrrrrrrrrr!  Sorry for the digression but I was asked a question and of course I had to reply.

_{ROFL my bleeping head off, tears rolling down my eyes} This should be in the jokes section.

men y re u disgrace nigerians nw bros
e be like say all d money wey den tk send u go school na waste