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How To Get Facebook 'likes'. by ekwurekwu(m): 12:06pm On Nov 09, 2012
I don’t know reasons behind Mark
Zuckerberg’s idea of having the ‘like’
button almost on every place on Facebook.
Whatsoever might be the reason or purpose,
God bless his hustles (forgotten he’s an
atheist. Well, may Amadioha help his career).
Several times, I did see most of my friends
stuggle to update or post a picture they
would if not thirty ‘likes’, atleast fifteen.
Some persons would feel on top of the world
anytime they login into their account to see
fifty comments on updated status or photos.
Some will even go ahead announcing it on
the streets and neighbours. Where it will look
prettier and fantastic, it is when all these
foreign guys(It does matter if it’s a
Somalian or an Iraqi) commented and
‘liked’ the status or photo.
Now, if you wanna get enough ‘likes’ on
your status or photo. If you are a guy,
forget about updating ‘Am so
hungry’ (Bro, you better look around if
you can lay your hand on kuli kuli or Agege
bread because that status might get you
blocked). Since you are a guy, make sure
you are funny and informative(it doesn’t
matter where you copy and paste it. You
surely get a pat on the back and girls will
rush in to call you ‘darling’ ‘honey’.
Let your head not swell, just keep up the
good work. It’s only God that will pay
you). If you are a girl and nobody seemed to
‘like’ or comment your status or photo.
My dear, it’s your fault. Does it mean you
don’t read other ladies’ status or view
their photos? God will forgive you for being
too blinded.
I should not telll you how ladies have thrown
decency to the gutters. They flaunt
everything and ‘likes’ and comments fill
up their wall. You must take a photo having
your finger in your mouth(of course, you are
sexier. Next posting, try boobs snapping).
Try updating, ‘am so lonely and nid
company’(you can’t imagine the rush to
comment and like. Some guys will even ask
for your address).
God will judge all these married men and
women that now take over all ‘likes’ and
comments. If you guys are social network
frenzy, join Twitter(Just meet TB Joshua, he
will surely prophesy how your tweets will be
retweeted). God bless your hustle(Apologies
to Elnathan John).

http://www.ekwurekwu./2012/11/09/how-to-get-facebook-likes/
Re: How To Get Facebook 'likes'. by socialpinplus: 3:49am On Nov 17, 2012
I think everyone here has said pretty much what you need to do to increase likes in your fan page. I would suggest you spend 1/2 hour everyday posting good content to make your page attractive to your visitors, by posting good quality content. You have more opportunities of getting the likes you are after if you have an attractive fan page. Remember content is KING, without it we do not go anywhere. Focus on content and you will see positive results from it. I hope that helps a little bit.

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Re: How To Get Facebook 'likes'. by sats: 5:02pm On Nov 17, 2012
facebook like in the joke section ... smh ... informative though
Re: How To Get Facebook 'likes'. by Nobody: 12:05am On Nov 18, 2012
Mary's toenails! undecided Gosh! Shey dem don dey use "fb likes" to collect money from bank ni?? undecided undecided
mtcheww
Re: How To Get Facebook 'likes'. by RexioKlasik(m): 12:07pm On Nov 18, 2012
Wetin b ma own dia....like or no like...ah b me...
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Re: How To Get Facebook 'likes'. by Nobody: 8:35am On Feb 09, 2013
To get many "Likes" just post your N-u-d-e photo with the caption "am H-o-r-n-y"... Thats all I HOPE DIS HELPS!
Re: How To Get Facebook 'likes'. by HuJJC(m): 9:27am On Jun 15, 2013
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