1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus:
engagement ring, wedding ring and suffeRING.
5. Married life is full of excitement and
frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.
6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving
and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
9. Son: How much does it cost to get
married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in
ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
11. Love is one long sweet dream, and
marriage is the alarm clock.
12. They say that when a man holds a
woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
18. After marriage, husband and wife
become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.
19. Marriage is when man and a woman
becomes one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.

21. The success of marriage depends on both d man and d woman,not one party, so always play ur own part to make d marriage successful.

Marriage: men go in cos of boredom, women out of curiosity. Both come out disappointed

Mu he he he he he he

I LOOOOOOOOVIT!!!!

More pleeeeeeeeeerazzzzzeeeeee!!!!

You know nothing about marriage if you actually believe all that crap

and who dey follow you fight sey the facts no be true

Nice one

Marriage is like a boxing,whereby the two boxers shake hands before fighting.

so make we no marry shia?

Marriage is a school where you get the certificate before u start.

A school where you will never graduate.

A school without a break or a free period.

A school where no one is allowed to drop out.

A school which you will have to attend every day of your life.

A school where there is no sick leave or holidays.

A school founded by the Almighty:
1.On the foundation of love,
2.The walls made of trust,
3.The door made of acceptance,
4.The windows made of understanding.
5.The furniture made of blessings.
6.The roof made of faith.

Before you forget, you are just a student not the principal. The Almighty is the principal.

Even at times of a storm, don't be unwise and run outside.

Remember this school is the safest place to be.

Never go to sleep before completing your assignments for the day.

Never forget the C-word, communicate, communicate, communicate with your classmate and with the Principal.

If you find something in your classmate (spouse) that you do not appreciate, remember your classmate is also just a student not a graduate. The Almighty is not finished with him/her yet, so take it as a challenge and work on it together.

Do not forget to study, study, study the Noble Book (the main textbook in this school).

Start each day with a sacred assembly and end it the same way.

Sometimes you will feel like not attending class, yet you have to.

When tempted to quit find the courage and continue.

Some tests and exams may be tough but remember the Principal knows how much you can bear.

Still, it is one of the best schools on earth; joy, peace and happiness accompany each lesson of the day.

Different subjects are offered in this school, yet love is the major subject.

After all the years of being theoretical about it, now you have a chance to practice it.

To be loved is a good thing, but to love is the greatest privilege of them all.

lovely write up, very pragmatic with reasonable facts

Hmmm, are you all talking about M-A-R-R-I-A-G-E?

Marriage is not easy.

More please!

True!!! Men marry for SEX, women marry for PROTECTion

Marriage is another form of slavery in disguise....the only difference is that both parties decides when to enslave themselves hence the problems that follows.

I'm surprised this post was done by a female, as a woman thinketh in her heart, so is she.

2bosun: You know nothing about marriage if you actually believe all that crap

Exactly!!! Besides if the marriage is to work/fail its on BOTH PARTIES!

[color=#990000][/color]I am not yet ready!!!

kemi_oo77: 1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus:
engagement ring, wedding ring and suffeRING.
5. Married life is full of excitement and
frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.
6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving
and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
9. Son: How much does it cost to get
married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in
ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
11. Love is one long sweet dream, and
marriage is the alarm clock.
12. They say that when a man holds a
woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
18. After marriage, husband and wife
become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.
19. Marriage is when man and a woman
becomes one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.

WISE SAYINGS. VERY WISE

marriage is like a prison, divorce an amnesty bt not an option...

Okiki_Oluwa: More please!

..... Go and marry, u will learn more....

*strolls in, views thread, gasp* Moments later
*carries seminary form*... So this girl wan turn me to slave in d name of tieing d knot... E no go work

kemi_oo77: 1.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.
7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.

Hahhhahahah, I love these part
...
22. Modern marriage is business contract. The woman is a shareholder in your asset in the event of divorce (will soon be applied in Nigeria). Lord have mercy!!!

galadee: Marriage is a school where you get the certificate before u start.

A school where you will never graduate.

A school without a break or a free period.

A school where no one is allowed to drop out.

A school which you will have to attend every day of your life.

A school where there is no sick leave or holidays.

A school founded by the Almighty:
1.On the foundation of love,
2.The walls made of trust,
3.The door made of acceptance,
4.The windows made of understanding.
5.The furniture made of blessings.
6.The roof made of faith.

Before you forget, you are just a student not the principal. The Almighty is the principal.

Even at times of a storm, don't be unwise and run outside.

Remember this school is the safest place to be.

Never go to sleep before completing your assignments for the day.

Never forget the C-word, communicate, communicate, communicate with your classmate and with the Principal.

If you find something in your classmate (spouse) that you do not appreciate, remember your classmate is also just a student not a graduate. The Almighty is not finished with him/her yet, so take it as a challenge and work on it together.

Do not forget to study, study, study the Noble Book (the main textbook in this school).

Start each day with a sacred assembly and end it the same way.

Sometimes you will feel like not attending class, yet you have to.

When tempted to quit find the courage and continue.

Some tests and exams may be tough but remember the Principal knows how much you can bear.

Still, it is one of the best schools on earth; joy, peace and happiness accompany each lesson of the day.

Different subjects are offered in this school, yet love is the major subject.

After all the years of being theoretical about it, now you have a chance to practice it.

To be loved is a good thing, but to love is the greatest privilege of them all.

Best post so far. Very nice, me likey

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-Marriage is not a life sentence anymore.
-A bad marriage will ruin your life

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring

ALL NA BIG LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You get want you want in anything or anywhere you find yourself! You can say a million and one negative things about marriage and the one you married and I will tell you just one thing that surpasses all of them! THE FEAR OF GOD!! Have it and you are good to go! I always prophesy and speak positively into the life of my husband and my marriage no matter how tough or rough it gets!! And positivity is all I get!!! Na my two legs I use waka enter! Na my two eyes I shine enter am! Na my big mouth I use say "I DO" nobody force me o! If you believe the op pls kindly remain single and stop whining!