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Forgive Me Father For I Hav Sinned by Nobody: 7:39pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husbandis at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250" In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball glove." The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "$750" Man - "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy - "$1,000" The father says, "That's terrible to over charge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again." 3 Likes |
Re: Forgive Me Father For I Hav Sinned by Lekozy(m): 11:53am On Nov 10, 2012 |
Ah nice one i got dat Ah nice one i got dat |
Re: Forgive Me Father For I Hav Sinned by Nobody: 2:54pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
Nice One. |
Re: Forgive Me Father For I Hav Sinned by sayyid(m): 7:32pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
9ice joke |
Re: Forgive Me Father For I Hav Sinned by Nobody: 11:12am On Nov 12, 2012 |
Nice bt its a ctrl C& V joke |
Re: Forgive Me Father For I Hav Sinned by Kslib(m): 4:03pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
Haha!! Nice one |
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