ItsModella: Who stole the meat from the cooking pot? Number 1 stole the meat from d cooking pot..who me? yes you, it couldn't be, then who? number 16 stole the meat from the cooking pot.

ItsModella: Are you in the Lord's Army? YESSIR (x2)
I will never steal from my mother's pot
Tell lies to daddy
Beat up my younger ones
I will never fight in the neighborhood
I am in the Lord's Army.

ItsModella: My name is Tina, I come from Argentina, I drink Maltina and that makes me Tina.

hornipipe: London Bridge is Falling Down London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down
London Bridge is falling down, my fair lady.
Build it up with iron bars, iron bars, iron bars
Build it up with iron bars my fair lady.

Can't remember the rest

ItsModella: One two, buckle my shoe
Three four, knock at the door
Five six, pick up sticks
Seven eight, lay them straight
Nine ten, a big fat hen
Eleven twelve, go to school and don't be late
Thirteen fourteen, shoot your gun BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!

ItsModella:
This reminded me of an old commercial.

Son: Mummy, Daddy is shaking
Mum: Dundy, your daddy is not back yet
Son: Mummy, Daddy is shaking
*Mum goes to the room*
Mum: Darling, what's the matter?
Dad: Headache, pain, fever
Mum: Use medic five five

ItsModella: There were two black birds sitting on the wall
one named Peter
one named Paul
fly away Peter
fly away Paul
come back Peter
come back Paul
Now come back 2 little blackbirds sitting on the wall

hornipipe: Puss^y-cat, puss^ y-cat, where have u been?
I have to been London to see the queen.
London for what?
London for medicine.
Medicine for what?
Medicine for cough.
Are you coughing?
Yesssss mummy.
Cough let me see u
Tu kpo kpo tu kpo kpo hoo hoo

Shollypopz: Father Abraham had many sons

Many sons had father Abraham

I am one of them and so are you

So let us praise the Lord

Right hand , Left hand, turn around, sit down!

ItsModella: We are H-A-PP-Y x 2
We know we are
We are sure we are
We are H-A-PP-Y ... Happy!!!

abiL*:
Parents listen to your children
We are the leaders of tomorrow
Come and pay our school fees
And give us sound education

ItsModella: Oh my home
Oh my home
When shall I see my home?
When shall I see my native land
I'll never forget my home.

Oh when the saints
Go marching in
Oh when the saints go marching in
Oh Lord, I want to be in that number
Oh when the saints go marching in.

ItsModella: Arise o Compashuuunnn!!!

April fool, go to school
Tell your teacher he is a fool....can't remember the rest.

My all time favorite;
Holiday is coming
Holiday is coming
No more ringing bells
Good bye teachers, good bye friends...
we're going to have a jolly holiday.

Shollypopz: Who mess?

Na tolo-tolo mess!

Teacher say na tolo

Tolo say na teacher

Na who jaka-jaka na who mess am!

I nearly died with laughter just writing this rhyme!

ItsModella:
Nah, don't know it.

Who remembers this one?
If you were born in January, come out come out
If you were born in February, come out come out
ariya riya roses God bless you.

hornipipe: lol Mr macaroni riding on the bicycle if you want to marry me Mr macaroni,
#something like
bombo sisi mi lia bombom
sisi milia bombom
sisi milia Mr Macaroni

ItsModella:
Nah, don't know it.

Who remembers this one?
If you were born in January, come out come out
If you were born in February, come out come out
ariya riya roses God bless you.

ItsModella:
Shiit, I hated it. Every morning before class, I used to learn my multiplication from the back of my notebooks and then the teacher would tell us to recite it.

2 tayns 1, 2
2 tayns 2, 4
2 tayns 3, 6
2 tayns 25

Shollypopz: 30 days have September, April, June and November

All d rest hv 31 except February alone, who has......

I still recite till today to tell the number of days a month has.

abiL*:
State and capital

Abia. Umaya

Akwaba.. Delta

Maduguiri.. Maduguiri

ItsModella: Old McDonald had a farm, iya iya o (instead of E, I, E, I, O)

ItsModella: Sandalili sandalili
sandalili sandalili
sandalili sandalili
sandalili sandalili

I am a doctor in my country (country), everybody knows me well
If you look me up and down, you'll know that is true
Sandalili sandalili....