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It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by ThugLife1(m): 9:17pm On Feb 02, 2008 |
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin. I slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it. I was turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and the end was wet. Then it got very hard and began gushing out of the tip. Then I took the garden hose and watered the bushes. |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by CrazyMan(m): 9:19pm On Feb 02, 2008 |
Stop speaking in parables. Nice one tho |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by ThugLife1(m): 9:23pm On Feb 02, 2008 |
huh |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by tufe(m): 9:35pm On Feb 02, 2008 |
hehehe some corrupt minds were already going far. |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by ThugLife1(m): 10:00pm On Feb 02, 2008 |
lol |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by ituen(m): 11:51am On Feb 03, 2008 |
Nice |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by tufe(m): 2:07pm On Feb 03, 2008 |
hmmmmmmmmm |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by clemcykul(f): 9:28am On Feb 04, 2008 |
after watering the garden the plant germinated and bore fruits lmao |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by freezy(m): 10:46am On Feb 04, 2008 |
You forgot to include "ferterlized". So, it should read "After watering, the fertilized garden plant germinated and bore fruits" |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by Lolabbey: 11:41am On Feb 04, 2008 |
na wah ooo |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by clemcykul(f): 1:55pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
freeezieeeeee ol boi na u be dis chei i missed uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu welcome back! awwww boy ur lost but back/found |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by ituen(m): 2:07pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
@Freezy U gotta stop these disapperaing acts |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by tufe(m): 6:04pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
lest one day, ituen is gonna have to go to hell to bring you back .hehe @freezy, whats popping? where you been at dawg? |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by tjtj1(m): 10:40pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
thuggy u dey tempt me oooooooo |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by Rebellious(f): 11:00pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
Awesome joke |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by Opoki(m): 1:46am On Feb 05, 2008 |
Can't understand |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by tjtj1(m): 3:26am On Feb 05, 2008 |
@opoki give me five bucks nd i will explain hehe |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by Nobody: 4:27am On Feb 05, 2008 |
Rebellious: Shebi na you, u have to find it waesome |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by ThugLife1(m): 10:17pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
tj_tj:hahahahhaha |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by ifyalways(f): 10:27pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
@joke,nice one thuggy dustbin remains a mentally demeted old he goat.see him morrow when hes made a good use of his dictionary and prolly gotten some liver till the,learn to mind ya biz and dont ever start what you cant face.oshi |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by Migines(m): 9:10am On Feb 06, 2008 |
<no comment> |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by tytylayor: 9:44am On Feb 06, 2008 |
its too much |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by tjtj1(m): 7:03pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
sighs @##$%^ |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by tufe(m): 8:18pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
my brother, make sense na. how far you |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by saucekid(m): 8:23pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
. . . . . . . . . . uhm |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by tufe(m): 8:42pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
you don come again |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by delib: 9:29pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
and u don go again |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by ifyalways(f): 10:10pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
ifyalways:. . .old comment.not relevant again |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by ThugLife1(m): 10:16pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
l o l |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by segunpc(m): 2:48pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
bad joke. i no think bad thing for my mind o[b] [/b] |
Re: It Was Laying Limp In My Hand by tufe(m): 3:03pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
pervert |
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