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African sense by autchman144(m): 9:29pm On Nov 12, 2012
A black man with his son were in a plane from New York to Atlanta. Soon after take off, an announcement came: "we're having problems with our engine & we're losing altitude. We may hav to get rid of some luggage. Pls bear with us if ur luggage is thrown out."
Minutes later, the plane kept descending & there came d announcer: "i'm afraid we're in a dire situation & we may hav to throw some pple out. In order to be fair, we'll hav to do it alphabetically. 'A'...any Africans on board?" No response.
"ok, 'B'...any Black on board?" No response again.
"wow! Ok, 'C'...any Caribbean on board?"
Yet no response.
Little boy asks his dad: "dad, what are we?"
"shhh! Tonight son, we're ZULUS."
Re: African sense by hottprince: 12:28am On Nov 13, 2012
autchman144: A black man with his son were in a plane from New York to Atlanta. Soon after take off, an announcement came: "we're having problems with our engine & we're losing altitude. We may hav to get rid of some luggage. Pls bear with us if ur luggage is thrown out."
Minutes later, the plane kept descending & there came d announcer: "i'm afraid we're in a dire situation & we may hav to throw some pple out. In order to be fair, we'll hav to do it alphabetically. 'A'...any Africans on board?" No response.
"ok, 'B'...any Black on board?" No response again.
"wow! Ok, 'C'...any Caribbean on board?"
Yet no response.
Little boy asks his dad: "dad, what are we?"
"shhh! Tonight son, we're ZULUS."
There's no point in proceding to B when A still stands for Americans

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