A real story that happened in Ukraine:

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бьцфяюш идьюф.

Really a touching story!! I sobbed after reading this story.

N aw do we interpret d story

WHAT IS STRESS?

U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she
faints inside ur car&u take her 2d
hospital.
Now that's stressful.

But at d hospital, d
doctor says she is pregnant&
congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting very stressful.

U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d
father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting extremely stressful.

After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d
father cuz u are infertile.
U are extremely
stressed but relieved.

On ur way bak home, u start rememberin
dat u left 3 kids at home.
Who d Hell is their father?

NOW DAT'S, STRESS for more jokes click www.facebook.com/tonison.news

An 11 year old girl realized
that she had started to grow
hair
between her legs. she got
worried and asked her Mom
about the hair. Her mom calmly said."That
part where hair has grown is
called
a monkey, be proud that your
monkey has grown hair."
Next morning at breakfast she told her sister."My monkey
has grown hair."Her sister
smiled
and said."that's nothing, mine
is already eating banana's."
#Her Mom fainted lol. FOR MORE JOKES www.facebook.com/tonison.news

**SAD News!**
Akpors Sacked From School!
Baba Akpors: Akpors, why
are you home so early
today?
Any problem in your school? Akpors: Papa, Miss Uju said I
should leave her class
because she asked when is her
next period and I told
her next month.
She told me Not to return to her class again! for more jokes and gossip, news www.facebook.com/tonison.news