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Pello Nine-jay-reeans!!!!!! by licensed2k(m): 8:40am On Nov 14, 2012 |
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz z Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzz Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzz Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzz.... Pello Nine-Jay-reeans, This morning, THE YOUTH REVOLUTIONARY MOVEMENT COUNCIL took oba the government up zee qwan three . Ze situation in ze qwan three eye gwuatting out up Quantrol Quan-see-queently we harp day-sided to take oba to aboyeed any prada dexteriorashan. We qwan not jazz sit their and wash our qwan-three see-carter beepor our highs. We harp upsaaabed with care-pull seriousness how the wealth of zee nashan have been stolen korokoro without anything dan We harp seen fee full who had no frofer ezuqwashan harp taken oba zee management up ou resources and teeep all zee money. Zee Saab-see-dee frobe has powder justeepied our actions. How qwan you qwollect money pour something I did not suffly? I no get heart? We qwan north jazz sit down and wash our fee full killed like qwommon abunnna. HABA ! Qwaarupshan he is now zee order up zee day. No water. No Nayfar. No security. No gwuud road. No abunnna em em em emfloyment. No justice. No sue far eagles far. No network. No em em em... Yowa! No food How can an airline offerate without frofer check off? How can filenty fee full die and no one was fired? BOKO haram is killing fee full lep right and centre like it is qwamputer game Still yet zee leaders are quarrying on like haybry thing is pine Fee full are fissing on zee road side, when zay know it is infrofer and a porm up hindiseeflin Qwantractor will take mobilisation pee and still yet not even start talk less to peenish zee qwantract. Students in our tertiary abunnna are grazooating without henfloyeement Heben zee students are not froferly trained to be henfloyed Most of zee girls have turn zemselp to runs GEZ. Are they free faring for Olymfic? Qwanpeenies a making filenty filenty money, billions FA and zay are not faying zee exfected tax Armed robbery and kidnapping has beqwam a hobby. Some simful ordinary man will teep pibe handred naira and be sentenced to hanging while so barawo big man will teeep filenty billiiian and will say it is feelee vargain. Dangiskan Qwanseeqwently, we harp decided as pollos; The qwan-steal-tuition desorbed The pederal executeeef council desorbed PDP desorbed Office of the first lady nationwide desorbed National and state assembeelee desorbed Dana air desorbed Amnesty frogram desorbed BOKO haram desorbed All state governors desorbed except Lagos and Rivers State Sue Far Eagles desorbed We also harp decided, petrol is back to 50 naira fer litre UNILAG is now UNILAG All seaports, airforts, roadforts in short all forts closed. Any folitishean that escafes we will find you and deal with you deciseebly so just stay where you are and frefare to pace the music. We hope you like Azonto and alanta... Because you have dance kurukere with our resources. Anybody who collaborate with any folitishean to escafe will be killed We are not joking. We are going to start probing zee mismanagement of our resources from the time up General Muritala Mohammed. So if you know you choffed government abunnna, confessing will not work. Too late. You shall be killed. You can save us the exfences by drinking otafiafia... Because it is pinished Inshallah We shall not fail till all the criminals that brought Nigeria to its present qwandishean are killed Gwad beeless the Pederal Refublic of Nigeria Gwad will furnish the fee full that we cash Shikena!!! 2 Likes |
Re: Pello Nine-jay-reeans!!!!!! by NegroNtns(m): 9:16am On Nov 14, 2012 |
Rotflmao!!! zees is ahwsome.....killasic! ![]() |
Re: Pello Nine-jay-reeans!!!!!! by licensed2k(m): 6:33pm On Nov 14, 2012 |
Negro_Ntns: Rotflmao!!! zees is ahwsome.....killasic! Not so many ppl cld decode dat.... Glad u did |
Re: Pello Nine-jay-reeans!!!!!! by Jakumo(m): 6:53pm On Nov 14, 2012 |
I see felenty joking and laughing here, but zees only show lack of displeeeen, in awa pellow kwantiri man, bat I am nat sufrize at all. Dam boroba. Sege. 1 Like |
Re: Pello Nine-jay-reeans!!!!!! by licensed2k(m): 12:17pm On Jan 18, 2013 |
Jakumo: I see felenty joking and laughing here, but zees only show lack of displeeeen, in awa pellow kwantiri man, bat I am nat sufrize at all.Yuh ah perri koret abokina |
Re: Pello Nine-jay-reeans!!!!!! by Nobody: 2:40pm On Jan 18, 2013 |
Kai,una no get zeemfle hankali por dis zeektion par!! Kai,ba chau!!! |
Re: Pello Nine-jay-reeans!!!!!! by Nobody: 3:44pm On Jan 18, 2013 |
Pure comical relief! ![]() ![]() ![]() Qwanseeqwently, we harp decided as 1 Like |
Re: Pello Nine-jay-reeans!!!!!! by Bawss1(m): 4:41pm On Jan 18, 2013 |
This ish is cray! |
Re: Pello Nine-jay-reeans!!!!!! by licensed2k(m): 9:18pm On Jan 18, 2013 |
donroxy: Kai,una no get zeemfle hankali por dis zeektion par!! Kai,ba chau!!!Abokina akoi ankali falafala...... Yuh ah hiaby desorbed |
Re: Pello Nine-jay-reeans!!!!!! by advocate666: 10:01pm On Jan 18, 2013 |
Aie! My head is hurting. |
Re: Pello Nine-jay-reeans!!!!!! by licensed2k(m): 10:08pm On Jan 18, 2013 |
advocate666: Aie! My head is hurting. Just state the parts you cant comprehend and I'll dully translate dem for u |
Re: Pello Nine-jay-reeans!!!!!! by advocate666: 11:30pm On Jan 18, 2013 |
licensed2k: I understand all of them but it still hurts. |
Re: Pello Nine-jay-reeans!!!!!! by dayokanu(m): 12:18am On Jan 19, 2013 |
Allah kiyaye |
Re: Pello Nine-jay-reeans!!!!!! by SisiKill1: 3:45am On Jan 19, 2013 |
Rotflmaooooo ![]() ![]() ![]() Moor gris to ya elvows. pight zee gud pight end sape us all. |
Re: Pello Nine-jay-reeans!!!!!! by Nobody: 7:19am On Jan 19, 2013 |
Ip u no stof dis zred......i go slaf u bulala par.... Kai,naijeriya feefu..... Wayo-wayo wayo wayo!!! |
Re: Pello Nine-jay-reeans!!!!!! by licensed2k(m): 9:37am On Jan 20, 2013 |
donroxy: Ip u no stof dis zred......i go slaf u bulala par.... Kai,naijeriya feefu..... Wayo-wayo wayo wayo!!!wetin i be my froblemu wit zees zred? Ah no lyk am? Bah wahala abokina |
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