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Pello Nine-Jay-reeans,
This morning, THE YOUTH REVOLUTIONARY MOVEMENT COUNCIL took oba the
government up zee qwan three .

Ze situation in ze qwan three eye
gwuatting out up Quantrol
Quan-see-queently we harp day-sided to take oba to aboyeed any prada
dexteriorashan.

We qwan not jazz sit their and wash our
qwan-three see-carter beepor our highs.

We harp upsaaabed with care-pull
seriousness how the wealth of zee
nashan have been stolen korokoro
without anything dan We harp seen fee full who had no frofer ezuqwashan harp taken oba zee management up ou resources and teeep all zee money.

Zee Saab-see-dee frobe has powder
justeepied our actions.

How qwan you qwollect money pour
something I did not suffly? I no get
heart?

We qwan north jazz sit down and wash
our fee full killed like qwommon
abunnna. HABA
!
Qwaarupshan he is now zee order up zee
day.

No water. No Nayfar. No security. No
gwuud road. No abunnna em em em
emfloyment. No justice. No sue far
eagles far. No network. No em em em...
Yowa! No food

How can an airline offerate without frofer
check off?
How can filenty fee full die and no one
was fired?

BOKO haram is killing fee full lep right
and centre like it is qwamputer game
Still yet zee leaders are quarrying on like haybry thing is pine

Fee full are fissing on zee road side,
when zay know it is infrofer and a porm
up hindiseeflin

Qwantractor will take mobilisation pee
and still yet not even start talk less to
peenish zee qwantract.

Students in our tertiary abunnna are
grazooating without henfloyeement
Heben zee students are not froferly
trained to be henfloyed

Most of zee girls have turn zemselp to
runs GEZ. Are they free faring for
Olymfic?

Qwanpeenies a making filenty filenty
money, billions FA and zay are not faying zee exfected tax

Armed robbery and kidnapping has
beqwam a hobby.

Some simful ordinary man will teep pibe
handred naira and be sentenced to
hanging while so barawo big man will
teeep filenty billiiian and will say it is
feelee vargain. Dangiskan
Qwanseeqwently, we harp decided as
pollos;

The qwan-steal-tuition desorbed

The pederal executeeef council
desorbed

PDP desorbed

Office of the first lady nationwide
desorbed

National and state assembeelee
desorbed

Dana air desorbed

Amnesty frogram desorbed

BOKO haram desorbed

All state governors desorbed except
Lagos and Rivers State

Sue Far Eagles desorbed

We also harp decided, petrol is back to
50 naira fer litre

UNILAG is now UNILAG

All seaports, airforts, roadforts in short all forts closed.

Any folitishean that escafes we will find
you and deal with you deciseebly so just
stay where you are and frefare to pace
the music. We hope you like Azonto and
alanta... Because you have dance
kurukere with our resources.
Anybody who collaborate with any
folitishean to escafe will be killed

We are not joking.
We are going to start probing zee
mismanagement of our resources from
the time up General Muritala
Mohammed. So if you know you choffed
government abunnna, confessing will not
work. Too late. You shall be killed. You
can save us the exfences by drinking
otafiafia... Because it is pinished
Inshallah We shall not fail till all the
criminals that brought Nigeria to its
present qwandishean are killed
Gwad beeless the Pederal Refublic of
Nigeria

Gwad will furnish the fee full that we
cash
Shikena!!!

Rotflmao!!! zees is ahwsome.....killasic!

Negro_Ntns: Rotflmao!!! zees is ahwsome.....killasic!

Not so many ppl cld decode dat.... Glad u did

I see felenty joking and laughing here, but zees only show lack of displeeeen, in awa pellow kwantiri man, bat I am nat sufrize at all.

Dam boroba. Sege.

Jakumo: I see felenty joking and laughing here, but zees only show lack of displeeeen, in awa pellow kwantiri man, bat I am nat sufrize at all.

Dam boroba. Sege.

Yuh ah perri koret abokina

Kai,una no get zeemfle hankali por dis zeektion par!! Kai,ba chau!!!

Pure comical relief!

Qwanseeqwently, we harp decided as
pollos;

The qwan-steal-tuition desorbed

This ish is cray!

donroxy: Kai,una no get zeemfle hankali por dis zeektion par!! Kai,ba chau!!!

Abokina akoi ankali falafala...... Yuh ah hiaby desorbed

Aie! My head is hurting.

advocate666: Aie! My head is hurting.

Just state the parts you cant comprehend and I'll dully translate dem for u

licensed2k:

Just state the parts you cant comprehend and I'll dully translate dem for u

I understand all of them but it still hurts.

Allah kiyaye

Rotflmaooooo

Moor gris to ya elvows.

pight zee gud pight end sape us all.

Ip u no stof dis zred......i go slaf u bulala par.... Kai,naijeriya feefu..... Wayo-wayo wayo wayo!!!

donroxy: Ip u no stof dis zred......i go slaf u bulala par.... Kai,naijeriya feefu..... Wayo-wayo wayo wayo!!!

wetin i be my froblemu wit zees zred? Ah no lyk am? Bah wahala abokina