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Chicken Jokes by sincity(m): 3:22pm On Feb 04, 2008
Ok everybody, I got this weird riddle for u.
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD
Re: Chicken Jokes by tufe(m): 3:54pm On Feb 04, 2008
IDIOT !!!

thats the oldest riddle in the book
Re: Chicken Jokes by ayusman16(m): 3:59pm On Feb 04, 2008
Tufe take am easy now. If na so them they take insult pple wey post, u for don win award. Oya apologise make i hear or else u no go eat nite food.
Re: Chicken Jokes by sincity(m): 4:08pm On Feb 04, 2008
See who is calling someone Idiot, why not answer the simply quiz,
Smart boy.
Re: Chicken Jokes by tufe(m): 4:57pm On Feb 04, 2008
anusman, the guy no just try at all. which kind riddle be that. i cud have encouraged, but i cant encourage that rubbish.
Re: Chicken Jokes by ayusman16(m): 4:58pm On Feb 04, 2008
The name is A-Y-U-S-M-A-N! Thot u spelt IDIOT correctly
Re: Chicken Jokes by sincity(m): 5:26pm On Feb 04, 2008
Ayusman, u need to take it easy with the 'G', the homeboy gotts some issues. grin
Re: Chicken Jokes by tufe(m): 5:42pm On Feb 04, 2008
sincity, i no wan enter you. leave anusman alone, he is a man in this place. you are still a boy, so stop seeking refuge under him
Re: Chicken Jokes by sincity(m): 5:49pm On Feb 04, 2008
So u are one of the gay guys on NLD, why do u want to enter a guy?
U know what i don't need a backup for u, u just a beckless chicken, not even a toothless dog. lipsrsealed
Re: Chicken Jokes by clemcykul(f): 5:59pm On Feb 04, 2008
*tufe cries and whimpers to me* hugs and pets him, buys him a toy gun and he promises to be a good chap* grin

sincity be careful u have only i beard in this land and ure making noise, wait till uve grown bg thick beard then u can talk, just be a nice guy and be happy.
post funny stuffs, coz were all bored, and tired workers who need somtin uplifting capish grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

see u in ur next funny thread wink
Re: Chicken Jokes by tufe(m): 6:19pm On Feb 04, 2008
*hugs clemzy tight. its so good to be loved.*

now for you prickhead, rule number one. you cant Bleep me up here. thats for me to do to you.

number two, you sure must be a kid not to know the slang enter, oops, my bad, you grew up under the bridge. sorry about that. i'm just glad that the days u used to pick pocket are over.

grow beards b4 talking to me. you are too small shitface.

my eyez are on you
Re: Chicken Jokes by tjtj1(m): 10:35pm On Feb 04, 2008
tufe grin
Re: Chicken Jokes by tjtj1(m): 10:47pm On Feb 04, 2008
ure too funny
Re: Chicken Jokes by Opoki(m): 1:38am On Feb 05, 2008
@ tufe
You have a very hot temperament,
I think you need to go for study on how to relate with people
Re: Chicken Jokes by tjtj1(m): 3:15am On Feb 05, 2008
tell him to listen to temperature by sean paul
Re: Chicken Jokes by Nobody: 4:45am On Feb 05, 2008
SINcity, you really need to beg for forgiveness,
Re: Chicken Jokes by tjtj1(m): 6:02am On Feb 05, 2008
take him to church yourself
Re: Chicken Jokes by sincity(m): 9:48am On Feb 05, 2008
Hey, sincity don't beg for forgiveness, he is forgiveness personified.
I agree my time here has been short, but u got to give it to me, i got tufe all grilled up!
Respect man!!!
one luv.
Re: Chicken Jokes by folly69(m): 10:17am On Feb 05, 2008
@tufe take it easy on d lad my freind u can never tell he might b a bundle of talent. wink

@poster better don't post borin jokes here cus i'll b watchin u cool
Re: Chicken Jokes by Bblak(f): 10:33am On Feb 05, 2008
Peeping
Re: Chicken Jokes by sincity(m): 10:36am On Feb 05, 2008
Boring jokes or whatever!
Re: Chicken Jokes by sincity(m): 12:02pm On Feb 05, 2008
Thanks bro, so much talent to unleash.
Re: Chicken Jokes by tufe(m): 12:15pm On Feb 05, 2008
aiight, folly, i will listen to your advice.

@sincity, the answer to your riddle, is that the chicken wanted to get to the other side.
but abeg, confirm your posts with someone before placing them here, lest you fall your hand. grin
Re: Chicken Jokes by clemcykul(f): 12:36pm On Feb 05, 2008
am my boiz are getting along grin grin am so happy geee *hugs both* kiss
Re: Chicken Jokes by tufe(m): 1:31pm On Feb 05, 2008
**hugz clemz back, so tightly and sweetly**
Re: Chicken Jokes by sincity(m): 1:35pm On Feb 05, 2008
enuogh u guyz, pple are watching. shocked
Re: Chicken Jokes by ennyluv6(f): 2:16pm On Feb 05, 2008
@poster.

u r just looking ard for someone to blame coz u and ur jokes are as dumb as eva.goodluck
Re: Chicken Jokes by sincity(m): 2:19pm On Feb 05, 2008
is that the best u can hit me with, try using some of those ur wack jokes. lipsrsealed
Re: Chicken Jokes by tufe(m): 2:28pm On Feb 05, 2008
sharrp !!!
Re: Chicken Jokes by clemcykul(f): 2:42pm On Feb 05, 2008
aww tufe dont squeeze the breath outta my lungs embarassed
Re: Chicken Jokes by tjtj1(m): 6:52pm On Feb 05, 2008
wat re u guys doin to make him squeeze the u noe grin
Re: Chicken Jokes by Nobody: 10:10pm On Feb 05, 2008
hmmmmmm

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