Akshow: mine was terrible. It was during my third year in the university. I was stayin in this face me i face you students off campus crib. My neibo then, we call him prof was goin out wit one sugar mummy. She must be close to fifty and she comes regularly to crash in his room. That fateful day, another neibo came into my room that mornin and dragged me out into the compound. Thinkin it was only prof in his room, we started the normal yabbin of each other while standin at prof's window. The other guy brought up prof's matter and was like 'you no notice say prof de fat this day' me and my Big mouth come carry the talk blow out of proportion. I say e easy to de bang old woman? Abi you no know say she go de replenish prof blood for bangin her condemn p...sy. And some very other nasty joke. We de there de talk Na im madam open prof curtain, look us, say Una well done. I almost died of mbarasment. This is a woman we always hail, wey go cook come for boys. Na so i kneel Down begin beg sisi mama. Can't forget that day

ItsModella:
oops, too bad sucker!!!

now listen, you a$$hole, stop trippin, yeah?
If you like, you can keep ranting like a s.ex starved gorilla...nonsense.
It's a shame that your folks didn't use a condom, then they could have prevented giving birth to a complete dolt like you.

This is my last post to you so whatever you write next can go to the birds, f*cking dickhead. I don't waste my time with bloody shitbums like you.

Mynd_44:
Use your imagination jorh

Ify Awazie: Dey didnt see anytin na, just d boxer. Unless d boxer dirty.

Gaggi:
It's what u shld have done since, take a back seat. Imbeciles have no say where sane people are. When u mate a ho and a tout u give birth to a itsmodella. A mistake that was made already by two crackheads. We don't want that to happen again. Dats why I need to annihilate u biitch.

donwhales38: @ ItsModella and Gaggi, u both shld take u fight elsewhere and stop killin d fun on this thread. Tanx. On behalf of fun loving and concerned nairalanders

ItsModella:
all that bullshit-----> to the birds cos you ain't nothing but a vulture.

annihilate ko, anini ni...coming from the mouth of a wimp, you were not expecting me to take that trashy post serious, were you? hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! see the dirty mouth monkey dey use talk annihilate, hehehehehehehehehehe!!

ItsModella:
complete, undiluted f*ck up, I would have injured his head with my heels...what nonsense?

ItsModella:
Ok, I've heard you. I'm actually done with that moronic pleb.

komek:
Then ,why write what u are not? Cos u have etisalat free 15 abi na 10megabyte? .

Uchwilliam: chei my own baad...on day i was alone in d house after comin back frm school so i put & was watchin p0rn whn nepa took light. later nepa brought back d light but den evrione was at home: my parents nd sibblin,nd because i 4got 2 switch d tin off d darn p0rn just startd showin in front of evrione...i wantd 2 die o boi see embarassment...i answerd querry die dat day

Exc@libur:
my most embarassing moment was in my 5th grade when the cutest girl in my class pulled me to
a corner and whispered 'i love you' into my ear. i almost died

dabrake: Alright, I think this is one of my most embarrassing moments.
We couldn't commence our June/July 2008 NECO SSCE exams as stated due to the NUT strike so our NECO SSCE exams began on the sixth of august 2008. For those familiar with school calender, secondary schools are supposed to be on vacation during that period. We the SS3 students were left in school alone with no staff to disturb us so for the first time in my secondary school history, I understood the full meaning of the word FREEDOM.
I don't drink but on this particular day, we held a party in the hostel and I struggled with other students for provisions, couldn't get food but at least, I got a big bottle of chelsea dry gin. I decided to drink it alone so I sneaked into a nearby bush, gulped virtually every content of the bottle and omo, the drink sweet oh. I been dey drink am like water.
Later, the drink began to manifest and I went insane. At first, people thought I was just acting but when they saw me lift bunks, boxes, lockers, . . . they discovered it was otherwise. I stripped myself completely neiked, chased all my classmates so they were running, I was still chasing them, chasing them, chasing them . . .(of course, I didn't know where I was again).
Soon they stopped and started singing as I continued 'intimidating' them for a while but these guys weren't running again. Rather, they ware pusing me around . . . I later saw myself on the floor and then people emptying water on my body(I was already shouting my daydreaming fantasies with the girls in my school then).
I later got myself a bit and it took me a short while to regain consciousness and when I finally did, I discovered myself in front of our female hostel, stark neiked with sand and water covering me. Meanwhile, virtually all the SS# students(both male and female) were there. I was in their midst(as in, I was surrounded by them all) . . .
I think I should stop there. I don't want to continue any further.

richfaxy: My tummy was rumbling and Was so pressed that i had to urgently use the toilet after eating ewa (beans) ganyi ( or whateva its called)and there was nowhere to do it as we were held up in Lagos Traffic. we stopped at a Bureau de Change to change some pounds as soon as we stepped in, i asked for their restroom and they showed me the door, went in to relieve myself and God i was relieved but the smell filled the whole office, my cousins had to run outside to catch(breathe) fresh air, while the mallams went to get about 2 different air fresheners to spray in the office, but the smell out shadowed the air fresheners that customers about entering the shop immediately ran out with the smell.
When i got out of the restroom, the mallams didnt help matters they sprayed their office even down to my legs. the embarrassment was much but my consolation was that i was relieved of the sh***t.

ItsModella:
nigga say what?? so this modafucka still dey talk? oya, keep running your mouth.

Baby mama: I was getting all freaky with my man and his pager went off,he was needed at work,he left the business unfinished so I lay down waiting for him to return
An hour later,a knock on the door and I happily got to the door without looking through the peephole i opened it,I had no clothes on,it was my assistant pastor at the door.
I felt like the ground should open and swallow me

ItsModella:
blah blah blah story story story...now run off, puppy.