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How To Identify Different Naija Cities by Nobody: 4:45pm On Nov 15, 2012
1. Two guys are fightin, a 3rd guy comes along, sees dem and walks on - Dat's Lagos!
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2. Two guys are fightin, a crowd gathers to watch, a guy comes along and quietly opens abottle of beer - Dat's Jos!
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3. Two guys are fightin, a crowd gathers 2 watch, a guy comes along and quietly says, 'God doesn't like all dis nonsense'...Pea ce settles in - Dat's Enugu!
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4. Two guys are fightin and a 3rd guy comes along, den a 4th and dey start arguin about who is right - U are in Sapele!
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5. Two guys are fightin, d 3rd guy comes frm a nearby house and says,
"Don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else and keep fightin". - Dat's Benin!
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6. Two guys are fightin, one runs away only 2 return with boko boys 2 start killin innocent people who know nothin about d fight - Dat'sYobe!
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7. Two guys are fightin, a 3rd guy comes along with a carton of beer, all sit 2gether drinkin beer and abusin each other and all gohome as friends - U are in Waffi (Warri noni)!
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8. Two guys are fightin and one of dem startscallin d other one thief, armed robber, cultist and so on...A mob gathers and burn d accused alive - U are in Aluu!
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9: Two guys are fightin, both of dem take time out and call deir friends on deir mobiles...Now 50 guys are fightin - U are definitely in Ibadan!
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10. Two guys are fightin, a 3rd guy comes along and tries 2 make peace...D 1st two get 2gether and beat him up - Dat's Bauchi 4 U!
Naija no dey carry last...Add urs!
Re: How To Identify Different Naija Cities by Gboliwe: 4:53pm On Nov 15, 2012
Funny but how true?
Re: How To Identify Different Naija Cities by Ganys: 6:04pm On Nov 15, 2012
Sorry, Im not Laughing & You cant force me to laugh
Re: How To Identify Different Naija Cities by RexioKlasik(m): 7:40pm On Nov 15, 2012
E don do....bye bye

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