A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on? the man responded "Militants have kidnapped, OBJ, IBB, Atiku, Buhari, Tony Anenih, Ahmadu Ali, Dariye, Nnamani, Odili, Ibrahim Mantu, Tinubu, Kalu, and Igbinedion. They're asking for a $500 Million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. So, we're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone contributing, on the average?" the man responded "About a litre of petrol and a stick of matches."

Let me say a big thanks to u for doing justice to the joke,
enough respect sis.

2nd most remixed joke in NL

but funny sha

funny, lol

walks away

hey, clemcy pls come back _{*running after clem*}

_{stumbles on a rock and breaks head}

tufe:

_{stumbles on a rock and breaks head}

Man,Na fight?? You Too harsh ooooo