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Top Reasons God Created Eve by nightnurse(f): 2:42pm On Feb 05, 2008
1. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men hate to ask for
directions.


2. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote.
(Men don't want to see what's ON television, they want to see WHAT ELSE is on!)


3. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would
therefore need Eve to get one for him.


4. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment for himself.


5. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.


6. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle
childbearing.


7. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he put his tools.


8. The scripture account of creation indicates Adam needed someone to blame his
troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.


9. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!"


10. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head and
said, "I can do better than that."
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by GeeCee(m): 2:49pm On Feb 05, 2008
God created the woman to please the eye and trouble the mind.
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by nightnurse(f): 2:50pm On Feb 05, 2008
GCE talk true
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by dpresident(m): 3:02pm On Feb 05, 2008
@ Nightnurse.

You got tired towards the end of your history project.

@ Gee Cee.
Thanks for completing the history project for her grin
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by GeeCee(m): 3:04pm On Feb 05, 2008
nightnurse:

GCE talk true

GeeCee not GCE
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by nightnurse(f): 3:09pm On Feb 05, 2008
lol grin
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by sincity(m): 3:11pm On Feb 05, 2008
when God created woman, that was the begining of trouble and the begining of the end of the world
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by GeeCee(m): 3:20pm On Feb 05, 2008
When God created man, He rested. When He created woman, neither God nor man has ever rested.
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by Lolabbey: 3:29pm On Feb 05, 2008
habba i disagree wth dis guys.if not 4 women dis life wld hav bin beta not in existence.rmbr behind evry sucesful man dere is a woman
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by tytylayor: 3:36pm On Feb 05, 2008
pls sincity and GCE pray to God to remove woman matter for ur life undecided
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by tufe(m): 3:42pm On Feb 05, 2008
GeeCee:

When God created man, He rested. When He created woman, neither God nor man has ever rested.

Confirmed !!!

Lola, where u been at girl
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by nightnurse(f): 4:02pm On Feb 05, 2008
men without women in this world, life would be boring believe u me, we are the reason why u guys struggle morning, noon and night
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by clemcykul(f): 4:08pm On Feb 05, 2008
women and palava angry

lol nice one grin grin grin
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by sincity(m): 4:10pm On Feb 05, 2008
I agree with u there girlfriend.
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by clemcykul(f): 4:12pm On Feb 05, 2008
women and palava angry

lol nice one grin grin grin
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by Lolabbey: 4:19pm On Feb 05, 2008
@tufe

av bin on our thred-sure will make u laff.

waitin 4 u
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by nightnurse(f): 4:25pm On Feb 05, 2008
lola i love i no fit hide am anymore (if only i was a guy)
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by nightnurse(f): 4:27pm On Feb 05, 2008
Lola, i love u i no fit hide am again (if only i was a guy)
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by tufe(m): 4:37pm On Feb 05, 2008
i've been there too.

@sin
wetin dey do you? instead of you to support ur kind, you are there taking sides with woman

*hisses*
woman wrapper

@nightie, whatz dis my eyez see.

**holding my comments**
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by sincity(m): 5:37pm On Feb 05, 2008
yeah, all wrapped around my nurse grin
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by tufe(m): 6:13pm On Feb 05, 2008
when snails begin to fly
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by tjtj1(m): 7:20pm On Feb 05, 2008
nd butterflies start talking
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by sincity(m): 10:42am On Feb 06, 2008
Just yesterday when i slapped the scales off ur face cry
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by nightnurse(f): 11:49am On Feb 06, 2008
see it? u guys are always acting funny so imagine a world wihtout women to teach u sense grin
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by Lolabbey: 12:56pm On Feb 06, 2008
my nurse,

she we no fit dey les----------- ourslf?

jst kidin we are good girls difff frm som ---------------


cnt wait 2 read ur reply
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by nightnurse(f): 1:00pm On Feb 06, 2008
lola darling, how are u doing today? midding u, wish to talk to u on IM someday
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by nightnurse(f): 1:04pm On Feb 06, 2008
@lola,
missing u and wish to talk with you on IM someday
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by Lolabbey: 1:11pm On Feb 06, 2008
my nurse cnt wait too chat wth you too

omolola234@yahoo.com whts urs?

waitin
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by nightnurse(f): 1:29pm On Feb 06, 2008
sharpsharp1&2@yahoo.com, meet u there dear
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by clemcykul(f): 2:20pm On Feb 06, 2008
hmmm
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by tufe(m): 2:45pm On Feb 06, 2008
something is amiss here. i think i am not catching up on something cheesy
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by Lolabbey: 2:52pm On Feb 06, 2008
tufe notin is amis,lets get chatin on IM ,u sined out alredy

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