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God Created Man And Then Rested.......... But God Created Woman And No Rest / 10 Reasons Why God Created Adam (2) (3) (4)
Top Reasons God Created Eve by nightnurse(f): 2:42pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
1. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men hate to ask for directions. 2. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Men don't want to see what's ON television, they want to see WHAT ELSE is on!) 3. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him. 4. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment for himself. 5. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night. 6. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle childbearing. 7. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he put his tools. 8. The scripture account of creation indicates Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden. 9. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!" 10. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head and said, "I can do better than that." |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by GeeCee(m): 2:49pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
God created the woman to please the eye and trouble the mind. |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by nightnurse(f): 2:50pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
GCE talk true |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by dpresident(m): 3:02pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
@ Nightnurse. You got tired towards the end of your history project. @ Gee Cee. Thanks for completing the history project for her |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by GeeCee(m): 3:04pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
nightnurse: GeeCee not GCE |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by nightnurse(f): 3:09pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by sincity(m): 3:11pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
when God created woman, that was the begining of trouble and the begining of the end of the world |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by GeeCee(m): 3:20pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
When God created man, He rested. When He created woman, neither God nor man has ever rested. |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by Lolabbey: 3:29pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
habba i disagree wth dis guys.if not 4 women dis life wld hav bin beta not in existence.rmbr behind evry sucesful man dere is a woman |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by tytylayor: 3:36pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
pls sincity and GCE pray to God to remove woman matter for ur life |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by tufe(m): 3:42pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
GeeCee: Confirmed !!! Lola, where u been at girl |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by nightnurse(f): 4:02pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
men without women in this world, life would be boring believe u me, we are the reason why u guys struggle morning, noon and night |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by clemcykul(f): 4:08pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
women and palava lol nice one |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by sincity(m): 4:10pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
I agree with u there girlfriend. |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by clemcykul(f): 4:12pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
women and palava lol nice one |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by Lolabbey: 4:19pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
@tufe av bin on our thred-sure will make u laff. waitin 4 u |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by nightnurse(f): 4:25pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
lola i love i no fit hide am anymore (if only i was a guy) |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by nightnurse(f): 4:27pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
Lola, i love u i no fit hide am again (if only i was a guy) |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by tufe(m): 4:37pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
i've been there too. @sin wetin dey do you? instead of you to support ur kind, you are there taking sides with woman *hisses* woman wrapper @nightie, whatz dis my eyez see. **holding my comments** |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by sincity(m): 5:37pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
yeah, all wrapped around my nurse |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by tufe(m): 6:13pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
when snails begin to fly |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by tjtj1(m): 7:20pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
nd butterflies start talking |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by sincity(m): 10:42am On Feb 06, 2008 |
Just yesterday when i slapped the scales off ur face |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by nightnurse(f): 11:49am On Feb 06, 2008 |
see it? u guys are always acting funny so imagine a world wihtout women to teach u sense |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by Lolabbey: 12:56pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
my nurse, she we no fit dey les----------- ourslf? jst kidin we are good girls difff frm som --------------- cnt wait 2 read ur reply |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by nightnurse(f): 1:00pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
lola darling, how are u doing today? midding u, wish to talk to u on IM someday |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by nightnurse(f): 1:04pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
@lola, missing u and wish to talk with you on IM someday |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by Lolabbey: 1:11pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
my nurse cnt wait too chat wth you too omolola234@yahoo.com whts urs? waitin |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by nightnurse(f): 1:29pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
sharpsharp1&2@yahoo.com, meet u there dear |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by clemcykul(f): 2:20pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
hmmm |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by tufe(m): 2:45pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
something is amiss here. i think i am not catching up on something |
Re: Top Reasons God Created Eve by Lolabbey: 2:52pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
tufe notin is amis,lets get chatin on IM ,u sined out alredy |
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