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*a Job Application* by xreal2(m): 5:02pm On Feb 05, 2008
*A Job Application*
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*NAME:* George Martin

*SEX:* Not lately, but I am looking for the right
woman (or at least, one who'll cooperate).

*DESIRED POSITION:* Company's President or Vice
President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I
was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying
here in the first place.

*DESIRED SALARY:* $185,000 a year plus stock
options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If
that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

*EDUCATION:* Yes.

*LAST POSITION HELD:* Target for middle management
hostility.

*PREVIOUS SALARY:* A lot less than I'm worth.

*MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:* My incredible
collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

*REASON FOR LEAVING:* It sucked.

*HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK:* Any.

*PREFERRED HOURS: *1:30-3:30 p. m. Monday,Tuesday,
and Thursday.

*DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:* Yes, but
they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

*MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:* If I had
one, would I be here?

*DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD
PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?:* Of what?

*DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:* I think the more appropriate
question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

*HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR
RECOGNITION?:* I may already be a winner of the
Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they tell
me.

*DO YOU SMOKE?:* On the job - no, on my breaks - no.

*WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:*
Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb
sexy blonde supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest
thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be
doing that now.

*DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND
COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?:* Oh yes, absolutely.


*SIGN HERE:* Sagittarius
Re: *a Job Application* by aristole(m): 5:56pm On Feb 05, 2008
Remix! Remix!! Remix!!!
Re: *a Job Application* by tjtj1(m): 7:31pm On Feb 05, 2008
u said it all aristole cheesy
Re: *a Job Application* by ifyalways(f): 8:19pm On Feb 05, 2008
. . .never seen it b4 tho so it rocks for moi kiss
Re: *a Job Application* by Lolabbey: 11:42am On Feb 06, 2008
cool,not seen it b4
Re: *a Job Application* by RichDad1(m): 5:18pm On Feb 06, 2008
Funny cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: *a Job Application* by tjtj1(m): 7:49pm On Feb 06, 2008
everything funny to u even cry angry
Re: *a Job Application* by ifyalways(f): 8:37pm On Feb 06, 2008
Tj abegi oooooooooooooo
my ribs are cracking.lol cheesy
Re: *a Job Application* by RichDad1(m): 7:37am On Feb 07, 2008
tj_tj:

everything funny to u even cry angry

You better don't start what you will not be able to finish, asshole angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: *a Job Application* by Lolabbey: 2:12pm On Feb 07, 2008
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Re: *a Job Application* by clemcykul(f): 2:52pm On Feb 07, 2008
ass hole opens tj's arse to find hole finally sees hole, pours sand and cements it* grin
Re: *a Job Application* by RichDad1(m): 10:15pm On Feb 07, 2008
Thanks Jare, perhaps that will help him to know how to behave like human , Poor boi hisssssssssssssssssssssssss grin grin grin grin grin
Re: *a Job Application* by tjtj1(m): 10:19pm On Feb 07, 2008
Rich Dad:

You better don't start what you will not be able to finish, asshole angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
u wan start abi? oya u first grin
Re: *a Job Application* by ifyalways(f): 10:25pm On Feb 07, 2008
Lol-ing oooooooooooooooooooooooo tongue
Re: *a Job Application* by tjtj1(m): 10:27pm On Feb 07, 2008
lol--roping grin
Re: *a Job Application* by RichDad1(m): 7:03am On Feb 08, 2008
tj_tj:

lol--roping grin

roping, ??sey this guy go skool at all? bytheway no dey open that your rotten teeth here again , understand, dumb ass, cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: *a Job Application* by tjtj1(m): 7:08am On Feb 08, 2008
i noe get ya time now grin
Re: *a Job Application* by Lolabbey: 10:09am On Feb 08, 2008
heeyaaa but the teeth are white enough now

abi? cheesy wink
Re: *a Job Application* by tjtj1(m): 10:17am On Feb 08, 2008
They aren't cos i brush 1nce in a while
Re: *a Job Application* by Lolabbey: 10:32am On Feb 08, 2008
hahahaaaaaaaaaaa

dat one serious oooo

no wonder----------------------------- shocked shocked
Re: *a Job Application* by tjtj1(m): 10:40am On Feb 08, 2008
but na ur own bad pass grin
Re: *a Job Application* by Lolabbey: 10:48am On Feb 08, 2008
hmm,how u knw

u don try me too grin
Re: *a Job Application* by tjtj1(m): 11:12am On Feb 08, 2008
Ya

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