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*a Job Application* by xreal2(m): 5:02pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
*A Job Application* ------------------------------ *NAME:* George Martin *SEX:* Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least, one who'll cooperate). *DESIRED POSITION:* Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. *DESIRED SALARY:* $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. *EDUCATION:* Yes. *LAST POSITION HELD:* Target for middle management hostility. *PREVIOUS SALARY:* A lot less than I'm worth. *MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:* My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. *REASON FOR LEAVING:* It sucked. *HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK:* Any. *PREFERRED HOURS: *1:30-3:30 p. m. Monday,Tuesday, and Thursday. *DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:* Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. *MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:* If I had one, would I be here? *DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?:* Of what? *DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:* I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" *HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:* I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they tell me. *DO YOU SMOKE?:* On the job - no, on my breaks - no. *WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:* Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. *DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?:* Oh yes, absolutely. *SIGN HERE:* Sagittarius |
Re: *a Job Application* by aristole(m): 5:56pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
Remix! Remix!! Remix!!! |
Re: *a Job Application* by tjtj1(m): 7:31pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
u said it all aristole |
Re: *a Job Application* by ifyalways(f): 8:19pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
. . .never seen it b4 tho so it rocks for moi |
Re: *a Job Application* by Lolabbey: 11:42am On Feb 06, 2008 |
cool,not seen it b4 |
Re: *a Job Application* by RichDad1(m): 5:18pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
Funny |
Re: *a Job Application* by tjtj1(m): 7:49pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
everything funny to u even cry |
Re: *a Job Application* by ifyalways(f): 8:37pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
Tj abegi oooooooooooooo my ribs are cracking.lol |
Re: *a Job Application* by RichDad1(m): 7:37am On Feb 07, 2008 |
tj_tj: You better don't start what you will not be able to finish, asshole |
Re: *a Job Application* by Lolabbey: 2:12pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
hmmmmmmmmmmmm |
Re: *a Job Application* by clemcykul(f): 2:52pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
ass hole opens tj's arse to find hole finally sees hole, pours sand and cements it* |
Re: *a Job Application* by RichDad1(m): 10:15pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
Thanks Jare, perhaps that will help him to know how to behave like human , Poor boi hisssssssssssssssssssssssss |
Re: *a Job Application* by tjtj1(m): 10:19pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
Rich Dad:u wan start abi? oya u first |
Re: *a Job Application* by ifyalways(f): 10:25pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
Lol-ing oooooooooooooooooooooooo |
Re: *a Job Application* by tjtj1(m): 10:27pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
lol--roping |
Re: *a Job Application* by RichDad1(m): 7:03am On Feb 08, 2008 |
tj_tj: roping, ??sey this guy go skool at all? bytheway no dey open that your rotten teeth here again , understand, dumb ass, |
Re: *a Job Application* by tjtj1(m): 7:08am On Feb 08, 2008 |
i noe get ya time now |
Re: *a Job Application* by Lolabbey: 10:09am On Feb 08, 2008 |
heeyaaa but the teeth are white enough now abi? |
Re: *a Job Application* by tjtj1(m): 10:17am On Feb 08, 2008 |
They aren't cos i brush 1nce in a while |
Re: *a Job Application* by Lolabbey: 10:32am On Feb 08, 2008 |
hahahaaaaaaaaaaa dat one serious oooo no wonder----------------------------- |
Re: *a Job Application* by tjtj1(m): 10:40am On Feb 08, 2008 |
but na ur own bad pass |
Re: *a Job Application* by Lolabbey: 10:48am On Feb 08, 2008 |
hmm,how u knw u don try me too |
Re: *a Job Application* by tjtj1(m): 11:12am On Feb 08, 2008 |
Ya |
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