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Funny Answers To Examination Questions by speeder(m): 8:17pm On Nov 19, 2012
AKPORS DOING EXAMS
Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if
their entry is Restricted!

Q: What is the new AIDS awareness slogan?
A: Try different positions withthe same woman instead of same position with different women.

Q: Why is Sex like shaving?
A: Well, because no matter how well you do it today tomorrow you'll have to do it again

Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will
bleed to death.

Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.lolz

Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE
CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show
is over, but when you pull down the PANTY.. it is SHOWTIME!

Q: what does a Signboard outside a prostitute's house say
A: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy
HAPPY NEW WEEK

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Re: Funny Answers To Examination Questions by sats: 9:22pm On Nov 20, 2012
lol ... its ok
Re: Funny Answers To Examination Questions by speeder(m): 1:08am On Nov 21, 2012
sats: lol ... its ok
thanks
Re: Funny Answers To Examination Questions by realsammie(m): 12:45pm On Nov 21, 2012
fuuny die. i even tab like
Re: Funny Answers To Examination Questions by speeder(m): 2:55pm On Nov 21, 2012
realsammie: fuuny die. i even tab like
no worry. I never start dey kill u

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