Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never
be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to
the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me, "
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a
bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who
can handle the truth !

it sims d men know dat all these are not true dats y we didnt see them surporting u

Na who tell u?

very few are true.
most are papal bulls .

@Ify

U shldnt understand everything meant for the male species

. . .why wud i even want to,most of them are a bunch of bananas eg

like ya bf!!!!

. . .sorry,am married

then like ur husband

. . .damn it !
am single again

ure confused so its all ur past nd future suitors

Hehe.
Tj suffi dey enter me ooooh
what abt mimi sef?

she don retire

. . . you wanna employ someone else ?

ya send ur resume

. . . . am gainfully employed

hooker?

dont like the sound of that tho but. . .no stress
wadever as long as am not available for you.

sorry bout tht! but if ure stiil interested hola bck at me

What a way to get a girl!!!!

perv

@ tj complt am now

no alow fear catch u joo

im no go fit

hmm i be dey tink sey im get liver now

so wetin com hapen 2 ur liver

im forget am for liverpool

wetin him go do 4 liverpool

Na liver im go collect.

As im reach Heathrow airport, im touch the ground come talk say the thing do for am.

The rest is history

lmao

heyaaa

i pity tj oooo

@Tj way to go.heard you man !

ok, some of them r true and funny lol

ifyalways:

@Tj way to go.heard you man !

Nella:

ok, some of them r true and funny lol

how u take noe?