Can somebody help me to ask NOLLYWOOD to
please answer these important questions ?
1.How can a ghost look left n right before
crossing the road? ‘Dem dey fear accident?’
2.Why does the TV go off by itself after the
...‘breaking news’?
3.Why do all native doctors paint one eye?
4.Why must every advert Start with a loud
scream?
5.Why must every juju part be represented by
lightening n thunder under the bright
sunlight?
6.Why do Nigerian movies always have part
one to five?
7.How can Segun Arinze be Ramsey Noah’s
dad… Any resemblance?
8.Why will a blind mother say, “I’m happy to
see you my son”?
9.Why is Jim Iyke always coming back from
America n speaking with a fake British
accent?
10.When will Pastor Ajidara stop being a fake
pastor?
11.Why is it that the characters die or run
mad immediately after deir confessions?
12.Epic Village Movie Set in the 90s still finds
Mercy Johnson with Brazilian hair, how come?
13.Hw can N2bn fit into a small Ghana-Must-
Go bag?
14.Must all hired assassins be found in
uncompleted or abandoned buildings? ‘Na
dem papa house?’
15.Why must a film have Part 1,2, 3; Return of
The Film 1,2 n 3; n The Same Film ‘Reloaded’
1,2 n 3? WHY!?
16.Wil a Yoruba movie ever be complete
without a visit to the ‘Baba’?
17.Study:9 out of 10 times, Olu Jacobs dies of
heart attack in Nollywood movies,why?
18“15 years ago” n Ini Edo calls her Boyfriend
with a Bold 5..=D
How is this possible?
19.Why will d parents call their child 3 times
nd ask him/her how many time did I callyou?
‘Dem no sabi count?’
20.When poor people come to Lagos to
struggle dey always make it,if na so why poor
people still dey Lagos?
21.Why is it dat Ogogo is always innocent but
must be a victim of circumstances?
22. Why is translations in most Yoruba films
are always in direct translation? e.g .."Ta lo
fun e loyun yi"..."Who gave you this
pregnant?"

Why are you sad??

true talk bro

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