7evenmel: MUST READ!!
During lunch at work last week, I
ate 3 plates of beans (which I
know I shouldn’t). When I got
home, my husband seemed
excited to see me and exclaimed
delightedly, “Darling I have a
surprise for dinner tonight”. He
then blindfolded me and led me
to my chair at the dinner table. I
took a seat and just as he was
about to remove my blindfold,
the telephone rang. He made me
promise not to touch the
blindfold until he returned and
went to answer the call.
The beans I had consumed were
still affecting me and the
pressure was becoming
unbearable, so while my
husband was out of the room I
utilized that opportunity,
shifted my weight to one leg
and let one go. It was not only
loud, but it smelled like a
fertilizer truck running over a
skunk in front of a garbage
dump! I took my napkin from my
lap and fanned the air around me
vigorously. Then, shifting to the
other leg, I ripped off three
more. The stink was worse than
cooked cabbage. Keeping my
ears carefully tuned to the
conversation in the other room, I
went on releasing atomic bombs
like this for another few
minutes. The pleasure was
indescribable!
Eventually the telephone
farewells signaled the end of
my freedom, so I quickly fanned
the air a few more times with my
napkin, placed it on my lap and
folded my hands back on it
feeling very relieved and
pleased with myself. My face
must have been the picture of
innocence when my husband
returned, apologizing for taking
so long.He asked me if I had
peeped through the blindfold,
and I assured him I had not. At
this point, he removed the
blindfold, and twelve dinner

lol funny doh
guests seated around the table,
with their hands to their noses!