1]. Are U a player? - Yes FC BARCELONA wants to sign me next season* do dey expect U 2 say yes?

2]. why do U wan't my Pin??
- want to use it to burst balloon.

3]. Can U die 4 me?
- My name is surely not Romeo

4]. My Bis will soon expire, what am i going to do?
- Return the BB to the seller and get a Nokia 3310

5]. If I sleep over in your Place, hope Nothing funny will happen?
- No, trust me we would just perform night vigil

6]. Hope U won't break my Heart?
- If u don't put it at the edge of the table...

7]. Can U take me out?
- sorry are U in prison?

8]. Pls come and pick me..
- like say she be beans.

9]. I think i've missed my period..
- then ask the class captain for the next class!!!

10.] Can't you get a Car?
- Shey your Papa get Car when him dey HigherInstitution?

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armed robbers attack u and ur wife at nyt ,the next thing ur wife ask u...
Honey who are they....ur reply:they are my cousins from the village they are here 4 the new yam festival...ode oshi

tompat86: armed robbers attack u and ur wife at nyt ,the next thing ur wife ask u...
Honey who are they....ur reply:they are my cousins from the village they are here 4 the new yam festival...ode oshi

no kill me abeg