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Who Is A LADY? by staaan(m): 9:08am On Nov 22, 2012 |
Who is a Lady? A lady is just like X. One will never know the exact answer. Why? 1. A lady will make a guy buy those high healed Steleto shoes she saw in a shop, and she will spend the rest of the time carrying them in her hands while putting on sandals in her party dress. 2. A lady will shave off her eyebrows completely and thereafter draw them back with a pencil. 3. On a date, she will order for full chips, chicken and chaps; after it has been put on table, she will sprinkle tomato sauce on chips, bite on the chap, remove the skin from a chicken thigh and lick it and claim she’s full; everything is wasted and a guy will clear the bill. 4. A lady will put on 4 layers of make up in all the weird colors and there after ask the boy friend; “sweetie, do I look natural? 5. You will find her restless in her room turning things over and away and when you ask what it is she’s looking for she will say; “Sweetie, have you seen one of my finger nails?” 6. A lady will tell you “I don’t want” and when you turn to leave, she will quickly add; “So, when I say I don’t want, does it mean that you go?” 7. When you have a disagreement with her, she will tell you; “You know what? I need my space.” When you give her space, she will accuse you of ignoring her. 8. A lady will ask you for airtime and after she’s loaded it, she will flash/beep you to call her back. 9. Some ladies will have a good paying job but on 2nd of the month ask you for money to the salon 10. A lady will go shopping for clothes and when she comes back and displays what she’s shopped for; you will only see strings and half clothes that won’t even cover 50% of her body. 11. A lady will put on a short dress, takes a seat in a Matatu and when you look at her thighs, she starts struggling to pull it down her legs, but Alas! It’s too short to move an inch! 12. A lady will put on a top that exposes 50% of her boobs and when a guy stares at them, she barks at him; “What’s your problem”… if you didn’t want me to look at them, why did you expose them?! 13. And lastly, a GUY will make a million advances onto a lady and she will give him a cold shoulder but after a she’s heard that HE is planning to introduce, she will make 1000 attempts to have him back! Food for thought! |
Re: Who Is A LADY? by emilyone(f): 11:46am On Nov 29, 2012 |
whao!!! bravo poster! 1 Like |
Re: Who Is A LADY? by staaan(m): 7:38am On Dec 05, 2012 |
^^^ Just the truth! |
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