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Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Giddyperson: 7:04am On Apr 14, 2017 |
farydah:Lol Zaynie has jinxed me with the captain jinx or whatever she calls it, Zaynie come and remove your spell 1 Like |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by zaynie(f): 7:49am On Apr 14, 2017 |
Giddyperson: Lol! Did somebody call my name? *raises my wand and points it to Giddyperson. "you are hereby free from the jinx...." Seriously, we're still in April now so fear not, Giddybaby will be here just in time for Easter 3 Likes |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 7:24pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
Lol...we all wait in anticipation for #giddybaby. @farydah no gist?? chai. upon all my salutation? . oya give us short of how you and husby met. or one of your BS stories. I'm curious o |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by farydah: 9:48pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
alosiby92:lmao Alosiby ooo. my BSs are inmy diary na. I tink I have also mentioned how we met. but based on ur request, lol, here goes; we met in my first year in the Uni. matter of fact, less than 1week into my stay. he was handsome to boot. lol. I had cramps but I listened to him. didn't shush him. we met a coupla times then he said he heard guys in their hostel talking about how they'd like to date me and he knows they aren't good guys so he'd like to be my pretend BF to ward them off and I agreed! my guy started telling me about how he likes kisses and I was like anywais naso we start oooo like play like play. we became an item. kissing in front of the hostel *damn covers face* ahhhh my GP dropped to 1. something sef. kai it was Cray Cray sha. it was intense and for the first and only time in my life, I was in love! 12years on(8 dating and 4 married), 2 breakups while dating and two kids later I can't remember the last time I heard I love u. lol. otherwise tho, the guy dey try. so, there! |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 10:31pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
farydah: awwwwww so romantic.... thanks for sharing. 8 years...wow. but only two break ups? how did he propose?(* giggles on all her curiousity) but wait o. pretend boyfriend kwa? Lol. talk about moves. Mr Farydah tried o. hehehe. Shame about the gp dropping..I'm guessing it picked up eventually . see Rove o I am happy with the gist ma. *kneels |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Giddyperson: 10:52pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
Lol Farydah, so you did the kissing in front of the hostel too. My one time area of specialty, even better if my current 'victim' had a car for more 'privacy'. 1 Like |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by farydah: 5:31am On Apr 16, 2017 |
alosiby92:about the breskups, we agreed to either settle our differences once and for all or breakup totallty instead of threatening each other each time we quarelled.....and it actually kinda helped by making the relationship a ride or die thing. lol. proposal ke? after doing pretend BF, prposal was just me going to Abuja for vals and him telling me he wants to come with his friends for first introduction on 1st of march 2012. lmao. na so marriage preps start ooo. hmmmnnn lest I forget, dunno if it was the excitement, but I left the heater plugged when nepa did their thing and semi burnt his small bachelor pad when I left*facepalm* the next day. my sister, pretnd BF oooo. he suspected I won't agree to date him so it was the fear of being turned down that made him resort to suggesting pretend BF.....and that was how I was played. lol. ahhh the GP picked up oooo. hhhmmnnnnn he was very studious and actually felt guilty about my GP. he even threatened me that it had better pick or we will definately breakup. said if I graduate with a third class, polytechnic graduates will be better than me. lol naso I situp sharperly. 1 Like |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by farydah: 5:37am On Apr 16, 2017 |
Giddyperson:kissing infront of the hostel was my thing. can't believe my shamelessness. lol. I remember ur diary where you said u kissed a lot na. lol. u must be a master at kissing. I don't think I crave kissing that much anymore sha. I have only kissed 3 guys all my life so my skills are not that developed. lol |
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Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by Giddyperson: 10:37am On Apr 16, 2017 |
farydah:haha wife material half yard 1 Like |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by farydah: 2:37pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
Giddyperson:lmao.I tell ya |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 9:48pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
farydah: Lol @ride or die. and the proposal sef. Chai but at least it's good to know he was geared towards long term and not all those jati jati campus chop and clean mouth guys. hahaha. what if pretend boyfriend had got him brother zoned for life? it was also a risk o. Lol @ the kissing in front of hostel veterans... wait o. which one was only kissed 3 guys in your life?? who were the other two? |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by farydah: 9:54pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
alosiby92:my first BF when I was 18, my husband then one Yoruba guy on nysc camp (my relationship was verry shaky at the time and I was almost certain it was over so I consoled myself by kissing the short guy on 2 differnt occasions) lol 1 Like |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 10:04pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
farydah: Lol. actually started rereading your diary so I know your Yoruba nysc guy. you sha forgot to mention he was short....or that you smooched him twice ehya. glad you ended up with your current baby daddy sha after all the thick and thin..' how come no stories about first BF? what happened with him? |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 10:09pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
Giddyperson: we see you o: master kisser kissing champion lip massager carressing specialist swallow expert tongue exerciser *wehdone ma 1 Like |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by farydah: 10:33pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
alosiby92:abi?! first BF was after sec sch. I read lots of novels so we connected thru books. he was about 9 yrs older than me. he is still my good friend because I appreciate his respect and self control in retrospect. he was a uni graduate at the time we met but never asked for sxexex even tho I visited his home regularly. I still put my breakup with him to childishness on my part cos I just woke up and said I wasn't doing again and I guess he was too proud to beg. he is married with two kids too and says his wife still jokingly refers to me as a threat. lol. he's an amazing guy whom I respect a lot. I guess we just respect each other hence our continued friendship. we prolly still keep in touch because the relationship wasn't intimate. 1 Like |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 9:02am On Apr 17, 2017 |
farydah: Lmno @ just woke up and said you weren't doing again. 9 years is sha a big age gap o. Glad you're still friends and both married. what if he hadn't gotten over you since then? |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by zaynie(f): 9:47am On Apr 17, 2017 |
alosiby92: I'm enjoying the interview jare. Kontinuuu 2 Likes |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by farydah: 10:04am On Apr 17, 2017 |
alosiby92:9 yrs was big but I didn't mind. I met my husband months after I broke up with him and u knw how we were about breakups...lol |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by farydah: 10:07am On Apr 17, 2017 |
zaynie:hah! zaynie ooo. lol. oya Alos interview her next biko. 1 Like |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by zaynie(f): 10:08am On Apr 17, 2017 |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by farydah: 10:11am On Apr 17, 2017 |
zaynie:pllllsss come back lets hear ur love story too. |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by zaynie(f): 10:31am On Apr 17, 2017 |
farydah: Maami, let me just sit here and be hearing stories o... |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 2:05pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
farydah: Lol. lucky present hubby sha. 9 years is still a gap o...how was the wedding day? And finding out you were preggers? |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 2:06pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
zaynie:Lol. we have sighted you madam! your own is coming o please wait |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 2:07pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
zaynie:Lol. we have sighted you madam! your own is coming o please wait 2 Likes |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by farydah: 3:10pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
alosiby92:chai Alos and questions sha*insert 5&6 meme*. wedding day was just there. I just wore my wedding dress abd went commando underneath. lol. couldn't eat and purged badly afterwards. lol. no honeymoon. tot wedding night wasn't gon happen because I was asleep when he returned (wedding was in his village) but it DID happen. lol. I saw my period about 3weeks after the wedding yikes! I cried ooo lol. cos I expected to be preggers immediately. but I missed the next period and 9mnths later, my lil baby who is now 3+ made his appearance. |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by farydah: 3:10pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
alosiby92:pls tell her oo |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 6:47pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
farydah: ehya. wow. only 3 weeks of married life and you were panicking when you saw period? pele o...wait. were you ovulating before or after the wedding.I.e. could it have been within your fertile window? Lol @ expected to be preggers immediately. no chill abeg. but then again you were planning a honeymoon baby so I understand. Plus you two had been together for plenty of years so I guess baby was first thing you expected when married. haba ! a whole wedding day reducedto 'i just wore my dress'. na wao |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 10:17pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
Aunty Zaynie tell us your own o. How did you meet your hubby? how did he propose? any wedding gist? |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by zaynie(f): 10:39pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
alosiby92: Aunty Alos, I think I'll pass. He just vexed me tonight and I don't want to think mushy thoughts about him. #raiseschin |
Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by alosiby92(f): 10:49pm On Apr 19, 2017 |
zaynie: sorry o. Hope you guys patch up/kiss and make up soon....we dey wait patiently for the mushy mush gist 1 Like |
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