The Lecturer said, "let's begin by reviewing
some Nigerian history." The Lecturer asked
who said, "I shall return to die in the land of
my fathers?" She saw a sea of blank faces,
except for Akpos, who had his hand up.
Akpos replied: "King Jaja of Opobo, 1875"
"very good!" said lecturer.Then she asked
again, who said, "The land use act will feed
the nation?" Again, no response except from
Akposh: "Obasanjo, 1976."The Lecturer
snapped at the class; "class, you should be
ashamed. Akpos, who is new to our Country,
knows more about our history than you do."
The Lecturer heard a loud whisper: "Ghana
must go". "who said that?" she demanded,
Akpos put his hand up, "Buhari 1984."
At that point, a student at the back scornfully
said; "Hmmm, you think you are smart?" The
Lecturer glared and asked; "All right! Now,
who said that?" Again, Akpos
said,"Babangidato Abiola, 1992."
Hmmm, a Student at the back smilled " I dey
laugh ooh" Akpos smilled back and said
Obasanjo to Atiku 2001.
Now furious, another student yelled; "Oh
yeah! Eat this!" Akpos jumped out of his chair
waving his hand and shouting to the
Lecturer, "Indian mistress giving an apple to
Abacha, 1998"
Now, with almost mob hyseria, someone said;
"You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll
kill you."
Akpos frantically yelled at the top of his voice;
"Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!"
The Lecturer fainted, and as the class
gathered around her on the floor, someone
said; "Oh shit, we're in Big trouble now!"
Akpos
whispered; "Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele
Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007"
Someone angrily said; "Dont answer him, he
is a fool" Akpos smiled replied; "Obansanjo to
IBB, 2011"
Now the Lecturer manage to get up and asks
Akpos; pls, who're you? Show your self..Akpos
jumped, yelled and said; Jonathan to BOKO
HARAM, 2012.


laugh and forget your name joor

Hilarious! Even though i never like any akpos jokes

Emmyk: Hilarious! Even though i never like any akpos jokes

not funny man..you have just violated the constitution guiding jokes about akpos...akpos isn't meant to be smart..he is a dull guy...and the part when the teacher said akpos isn't meant to know anything about Nigeria since he is new..so pls @op tell us the country akpos is from

O.M.E:
not funny man..you have just violated the constitution guiding jokes about akpos...akpos isn't meant to be smart..he is a dull guy...and the part when the teacher said akpos isn't meant to know anything about Nigeria since he is new..so pls @op tell us the country akpos is from

Akpos is from an unknown country.