Laugh it out

IIf ANIMALS could access FACEBOOK. These are most likely to be their STATUS UPDATES....

MOSQUITO:- "I love it when NEPA commot Light for Night, na then i dey see food chop."

HEN:- "I just lost my menstrual Period, i think I'm pregnant."

COCKROACH:- '' Hi Friends, I Just find out say Baygon na Ice Cream, Infact, E sweet past Sugar sef.

...CHICKEN :- '' If you don't see My status update tomorrow, it means i'm being served as Food at a nearby' KFC '....We shall meet in Heaven! '

PIG :- '' Chei! I no know Why people dey always gossip say i Dirty, Na wetin concern... them...nonsense ! ''.

RAM:- "Yehhh!!!!....S ALLAH is comming, God, My life dey your Hand ooooo..."

RAT:- ''Hmmmm.. These tenant no know say i senior them for this house, Imagine..... Dem wan use trap catch me...Na today?

SPIDER :- "I'm planning to build something like a Third Mainland Bridge now, I hope this dirty tenants wont do cleaning to spoil my plans sha"

DOG :- '' I hate calabar people with Passion ! '

DONKEY: see as this man they blala me, because I no push cart... I be akpors