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What Not To Name Your Dog by nightnurse(f): 11:57am On Feb 09, 2008 |
Everybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I call my dog "Sex". When I went to city hall to buy a licence I told the clerk I wanted a licence for Sex. He said "I'd like one too." But then I said "This is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said "You don't understand I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said "You must have been quite a kid." When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife, me and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said "You don't understand Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said "Me too." One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said. I hoped to have Sex on T.V. He called me a show off. When my wife and I seperated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married Sex left. He said "Me too." Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said I'm looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday. |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by ituen(m): 3:02pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
This joke has been posted several times |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by nightnurse(f): 3:11pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
ok |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by clemcykul(f): 3:17pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
no spanking from my angle nightie, i respect nd appreciate humility wen i see it |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by ituen(m): 7:21pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
That why i like her. all my wives are well diciplined |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by Nobody: 7:36pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
@ poster nice one! |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by tjtj1(m): 10:23pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
i call my dog sex too |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by ituen(m): 1:03pm On Feb 10, 2008 |
that your nkita? |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by nightnurse(f): 4:16pm On Feb 10, 2008 |
;d |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by ituen(m): 4:33pm On Feb 10, 2008 |
wat shall we name our dog, dearie |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by nightnurse(f): 4:37pm On Feb 10, 2008 |
"Romance" |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by tufe(m): 4:43pm On Feb 10, 2008 |
nightie, that joke dey nairaland already. but for ituen and lola's sake, i shall hold my peace i think u guys shud name him/her fu<k |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by nightnurse(f): 4:45pm On Feb 10, 2008 |
just wondering what u re up to |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by tufe(m): 5:12pm On Feb 10, 2008 |
my sister, i just dey chill, nothing much. hope say ituen allow u go church sha |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by linkin(f): 5:58pm On Feb 10, 2008 |
sorry, am quite new here, who is ituen? and is his girlfriend in nairaland too? |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by tjtj1(m): 5:31am On Feb 11, 2008 |
for waffi na play play wife we dey call am. so no mind ituen |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by clemcykul(f): 9:26am On Feb 11, 2008 |
linkin liknkin curiosity kills the cat see ur lyfe so so so amebo |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by ituen(m): 9:54am On Feb 11, 2008 |
linkin: I'm a simple and humble man with 3 wives and a mistress in the following order Tessy - 1st wife Nightnurse - 2nd wife Aristole - 3rd wife Kaka - Mistress And for your info, i dont flirt around so pls ignore TJ's talk on my family issuce |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by clemcykul(f): 12:01pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
c'mmon girl i bet ure too wise to buy dat easy crap iteun stop this ur wifey bullshit! uve driven all the good chics from this forum why just respect urself simple! |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by Chuxy(m): 12:05pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
what da Bleep, hey nurse I posted this joke. Its my joke okay, but with a nice remix though |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by nightnurse(f): 1:30pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
oh really, so the joke belongs to you? u'll have to pay me for the remix then |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by clemcykul(f): 1:40pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
lol |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by Chuxy(m): 1:46pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
ok I'll pay u 4 the remix, but u have to pay for copying and pasting. |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by ituen(m): 3:40pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
Thats good @Clem Is it because no body is toasting your old wrinkled body? Abeg go iron urself make person admire u, jo |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by folly69(m): 3:45pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
WTF |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by clemcykul(f): 4:11pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
WTF indeed |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by gunpoint(m): 5:11pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
WTF?? equilbrium or wat wz d name of dat snitch posted dis joke ages ago so nite nurse, if not dat i wara blabla u, ur ass wuld hav bin toast!! so nitey, gemi appointment na, |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by ituen(m): 7:52pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
wetin happen to ademiller? |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by tjtj1(m): 7:59pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
she don join wenworth miller for prison break 10 |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by ituen(m): 8:49pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
. . and u still dey dis country |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by kronkykay(m): 10:44pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
prolly still trying to commit a real crime. can't believe she can't even steal a candy from a kid. whatz popping y'all? |
Re: What Not To Name Your Dog by tjtj1(m): 12:37am On Feb 12, 2008 |
kronkykay:kukulxklan wetin u dey tlk? |
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