It was meant to be a pleasant trip back home after a while abroad. As with everyone in my shoes I was quite excited, especially after all I’d heard (I emphasize ‘heard’) about gallant strides made by Mr. Goodluck Jonathan (representing the Federal Republic of Nigeria) and Mr. Babatunde Raji Fashola (representing Lagos State Government). And so I got on a plane, destination Nigeria, all smiles on my face. Well, I didn’t have to leave Murtala Muhammed International Airport (MMIA) before those smiles began to whither. T

The baggage arrival hall of the MMIA can best be described as ‘hell fire’ preparatory room. With the intense heat in that hall, it is amazing no one ever faints on arrival. However, I must commend the customs and NDLEA people for sparing my luggage the usual pretense search in hope for a ‘settlement’ (though I noticed them staring in my direction, but I guess after the grueling torture I had endured at the immigrations/ baggage hall, my face didn’t encourage such).

Coming out of the airport, it was business as usual. Cars parked in places clearly marked ‘NO PARKING’. Shamefully, even ‘oyibo’ knew the routine of greasing the hands of the police officers tasked with enforcing the NO Parking policy, blatantly causing untold hardship to law abiding motorists who make use of the designated car park. This was obviously not a good sign giving the ‘touted’ ongoing police reforms. I must state at this point, it is a huge joke if those in government believe that structure can become a ‘Hub’ for the sub region given its dilapidated state, and its lack of basic amenities and services found in major international airports worldwide. Anyway, I was not going to allow this little setback mould my opinion of the government, even though these lapses gave me reason enough to do so.

The ride out of the airport was heart breaking. The government’s media propaganda began to fall apart before my very eyes on day one. A road meant to be the pride and joy of the nation was its shame and disgrace. It was Littered with countless pot-holes, and commercial vehicles operating with reckless abandon under the watchful eyes (blessing) of law enforcement agents. It’s a literal case of spreading our dirty laundry in public view. I believe charity begins at home, and you cannot be talking about foreign investors when you cannot guarantee basic social amenities.

Veering off into state roads, I began to wonder what all the praise singing was all about. Had Lagosians been so intimidated into singing state government praise songs? I was, and am still yet to point my finger on one genuine people oriented policy of this administration. Few weeks into my vacation, I developed a good mind to pack up and return to my adopted home, with a genuine aim to convert it to a permanent one. Sadly, for the same reason which has kept many of our best and brightest brains in foreign lands.

Lagosians can best be described as a people under siege by the Action Congress of Nigeria ACN (popularly called Asiwaju Company of Nigeria) government. Daily living in fear of being ‘Caught’ by state empowered agents (even though some could best be described as thugs) for just going about their business. “Oga we catch you dey do this”, “Madam we catch you dey do that”. One day Lagosians will begin to get caught for just walking the streets (don’t think it’s a ludicrous suggestion, as we are gradually being caged in the name of toll gates). The new state traffic law which can best be described as draconian serves to further oppress the people, leaving us at the mercy of LASTMA, KAI, and the many uniforms I couldn’t keep track of. With clauses like jail term for first time traffic offenses, while corrupt public officials get a pat on the back for embezzlement, it’s easy to imagine the caliber of people in leadership.

Before you take me for a PDP hired gun, the only reason the Lagos state government is at the receiving end is because I’m a citizen by birth and naturalization hence am well within my rights to express my candid opinion. Let me cease this opportunity to commend the Lagos state government on the environmental beautification taking place. However if we are to seriously consider the facts, we will realize that the government has not been sincere. How can a reasonable government lease/sell the serene water view (which should be public space) of Ozumba Mbadiwe to cronies for purpose of building hotels, and relegate Lagosians to under bridge parks in the middle of nowhere. Lagosians cannot even walk public beaches in their country without paying exorbitant fee. What freebie do we actually receive from the government? I have been fortunate to travel and live in a few West African and European countries, and have never paid to walk a beach. That’s a story for another day.

Nigerians have to be one of the easiest set to govern. Just throw in a pacifier every once in a while to calm their nerves. Come to think of it, there’s nothing wrong with pacifying the people. However our government’s idea of a pacifier isn’t tax breaks or policy change that impacts positively on the ordinary man, rather its increasing fuel prices to divert attention from subsidy probes, or threatening to introduce five thousand (5000) naira notes to take away attention from pressing issues such as corruption, embezzlement, bad governance etc. Basically, introducing punitive measures for daring to question them. This is a tried and tested weapon employed by the Nigerian government and seems to work all the time. Our only form of leadership is turning a blind eye to everything provided it doesn’t affect their (Politicians) businesses or interests.

Governments around the world carry out reforms, but our idea of reforms is introducing policies to breed new monsters which facilitate corruption. How else do you explain the many parastatals and commissions littered around states, and most notoriously the federal capital territory, sometimes with incoherent functions? All equipped with Chairman, director et al. occupying gigantic buildings which have to be serviced and maintained.

It is a common sight to see staff of these ‘monsters’ at home on working weekdays, or attending to their own private businesses while waiting for ‘allocation’ to arrive. The Chairmen of these commissions are mostly nothing but ‘government boys’ who have been compensated for loyalty to the ruling party.

I couldn’t help but listen to the modus operandi of one of such commissions (NDDC) as highlighted by the governor of Akwa-Ibom state (Godswill Akpabio) during the just concluded silver jubilee celebration of the state, broadcast live on satellite television, as he opened a can of worms by giving a detailed description of how deep corruption is entrenched in the commission with respect to contract allocation and performance. Till this day, I am not aware of any investigation launched by the various anti corruption agencies concerning his allegations.

The people of Lagos state, and indeed Nigerians have been so consumed by their daily struggles that they seem to have lost their sense of humanity. How else do you explain senseless hatred road users exhibit towards each other daily? Policemen incarcerating innocent citizens because he/she refused to part with a bribe? Security men at fast food joints and banks incessantly requesting a tip for ushering you in? And the cold blooded murder by the Aluu clan, of four students of the University of Port Harcourt, which has become known as the Alu 4 (one of many murders we as a nation must surely account for)? As we can see, these are pure cases of the ordinary man’s inhumanity to his kind. What has become of the mantra “do unto others as you would have others do unto you?” I believe the change we seek starts with me and you. The way we treat our fellow citizens on the streets, our colleagues at work place, etc, does go a long way in shaping society.

I dare say that Nigerians deserve the government we get. Majority of which are beneficiaries of the corrupt system, either directly or indirectly. Inwardly endorsing the corrupt ways as it puts food on the table, and outwardly condemning it. Little wonder people cannot protest when three expensive toll gates are put on their 46km stretch daily route. Or when I have to pay money to park at the airport and the roads in the car park serves only to damage my car. Or when touts (also known as area boys, however I choose to use the term criminals) extort Nigerians daily, and return a large chunk of their loot to their government god fathers.

Oh!! I weep for my people. In the words of Genghis Khan, “I (punitive leaders) am the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you”. I am inclined to believe this is the situation we find ourselves.

In summary, a vast majority of our leaders are wicked. Fitting the biblical description of Satan. Coming only to steal, kill and destroy (all of which have been done to our beloved country). It would be a sad thing, and an injustice indeed to go through this man made hell here in Nigeria and end up in hell fire with this caliber of leaders. I am convinced the hottest part of hell awaits such people.

People who divert money meant to alleviate suffering of the poor and convert it to personal use. People who channel free drugs donated by foreign governments meant to support HIV patients, and sell them at exorbitant prices to the sick and afflicted. People who drive their exotic cars (and private jets as seems to be the norm) bought with ill-gotten wealth in the midst of abject poverty, and foolishly drive them on roads/ airports they have neglected. People who allocate phony road contracts knowing nothing will be done only to embezzle money. People who refuse to implement meaningful policy for fear of their loot source being cut off.

To such I ask; what has become of your conscience? How can you take a dump where you sleep/eat!!!!! As much as the white man promotes corruption abroad (so we claim), he can never bring it home as that’s where he will retire. That’s the home of his wife and kids. For our leaders, it’s the opposite.

Nigeria indeed is a land of opportunity. I know a man who was worth twenty naira in year 1999, and today is one of the world’s richest men. I know few others who run major corporations without any history of a start up. There has to be something about these types of opportunity. Opportunities that don’t follow the laws of nature. I leave you to guess what has fuelled these ‘all of a sudden’ success stories. Little wonder the youth are no longer interested in a formal education, as they have figured out the formula to instant success.

I have taken time to read biographies of success stories worldwide, and found that they have one thing in common, ‘History’. Men and women who started from humble beginnings, working hard to grow businesses into major corporations. I compare with my Nigerian entrepreneurs and what I see is instant success stories with no history. Probing further, you find that the chairman or directors consist of ‘former governor’, ‘former minister’, ‘former government official’, etc. Indeed our anticorruption agencies have their work cut out.

The rate, magnitude, and impunity at which corruption is perpetuated in Nigeria is second to none. Mildly put, if we were in a marathon, Nigeria can afford to take a whole day rest without fear of being sighted. Hence it is quite laughable and insulting when Mr. President tells Nigerians and the world that our war against corruption is second only to the United States (still laughing as I type this). Let’s take a basic case that affects us all. I heard the National Electrical Regulatory (NERC) boss publicly state that the Power Holding Company of Nigeria (PHCN) service charge is illegal. However, Nigerians are still mandated to pay this absurd bill. It is not rocket science to figure that some ‘oga’ is benefiting from this charge, hence the inability of government and its regulatory agencies to curb this extortion.

What has become of our power probes? Petroleum subsidy probes? And other such spectacles as I choose to call them?

Despite all these short comings, deep down in the heart of most Nigerians in Diaspora, there is a strong desire to return home. To be around friends and loved ones. To not be bothered by freakish weather, extreme boredom, racism, and all the ‘abroad inconveniences’. That is why we follow developments back home with keen interest. Hoping to hear news that will encourage our desire to return home. Unfortunately, everyday outdoes the previous with respect to bad and absurd news. Boko haram trying to outdo MEND, Aluu clan trying to outdo boko haram, corruption trying to employ more people, ‘million man armed robbery gang’ terrorizing a state, state finance ministry broken into and all files and backups carted away while the police argued which post had jurisdiction to respond, petrol subsidy saga still playing out while culprits are still handed fresh allocations, fuel scarcity becoming a normal way of life, Pastor competing with business men, the list goes on. Is it too much to ask for a better life?

Ours is a peculiar case that defies logic. There is a complete feeling of hopelessness among the youth in the midst of opportunity, lack in the midst of plenty, and thirst in the midst of the rivers. If this isn’t a curse/ punishment, then I have never seen one. My pen has ceased to write as it weeps for my country men and women.

Indeed, only God can save from such mess!!

Nice write up, I disagree with your conclusion "only God can save from such mess" .

Well I suppose you prefer Genghis Khan?

Still involves God, hasn't God already given us his commandments to follow ? This country is sickening, the system is in a way that everyone is focused on his/her daily bread therefore neglecting problems that need to be solved to put our country on the right track .

@OP
Some people will either label you a PDP agent or a tribalist if you're not Yoruba. The propaganda that the state and federal government have employed can only deceive people who don't live in Nigeria but not those of us who live in Lagos. Some people accused me of tribalism for airing my personal view on the Lagos beauty thread was i was undeterred to speak the unadulterated truth. What even annoys me more is that citizens and residents of Lagos are helping the Lagos government to spread this falsehood. I wonder if they're paid to do so or if they're just doing it because they've never seen anything as good as the little that Fashola has done when compared to his predecessors who have no business walking free without being shot in the eye. Thank God you've come back to experience for yourself the shame the shame that Nigeria has become. People can keep spreading falsehood but those of us that are patrtiotic will keep saying truth without minding whose ox is gored or caring that we'll be labelled chauvinists.

Welcome to Nigeria...Goodbye from Nigeria.

Run as far as your legs can take you.

Ekene diri Chineke...

Shebi they said Fashola is working.

Thank you!

Da Mayor: It was meant to be a pleasant trip back home after a while abroad. As with everyone in my shoes I was quite excited, especially after all I’d heard (I emphasize ‘heard’) about gallant strides made by Mr. Goodluck Jonathan (representing the Federal Republic of Nigeria) and Mr. Babatunde Raji Fashola (representing Lagos State Government). And so I got on a plane, destination Nigeria, all smiles on my face. Well, I didn’t have to leave Murtala Muhammed International Airport (MMIA) before those smiles began to whither. T

The baggage arrival hall of the MMIA can best be described as ‘hell fire’ preparatory room. With the intense heat in that hall, it is amazing no one ever faints on arrival. However, I must commend the customs and NDLEA people for sparing my luggage the usual pretense search in hope for a ‘settlement’ (though I noticed them staring in my direction, but I guess after the grueling torture I had endured at the immigrations/ baggage hall, my face didn’t encourage such).

Coming out of the airport, it was business as usual. Cars parked in places clearly marked ‘NO PARKING’. Shamefully, even ‘oyibo’ knew the routine of greasing the hands of the police officers tasked with enforcing the NO Parking policy, blatantly causing untold hardship to law abiding motorists who make use of the designated car park. This was obviously not a good sign giving the ‘touted’ ongoing police reforms. I must state at this point, it is a huge joke if those in government believe that structure can become a ‘Hub’ for the sub region given its dilapidated state, and its lack of basic amenities and services found in major international airports worldwide. Anyway, I was not going to allow this little setback mould my opinion of the government, even though these lapses gave me reason enough to do so.

The ride out of the airport was heart breaking. The government’s media propaganda began to fall apart before my very eyes on day one. A road meant to be the pride and joy of the nation was its shame and disgrace. It was Littered with countless pot-holes, and commercial vehicles operating with reckless abandon under the watchful eyes (blessing) of law enforcement agents. It’s a literal case of spreading our dirty laundry in public view. I believe charity begins at home, and you cannot be talking about foreign investors when you cannot guarantee basic social amenities.

Veering off into state roads, I began to wonder what all the praise singing was all about. Had Lagosians been so intimidated into singing state government praise songs? I was, and am still yet to point my finger on one genuine people oriented policy of this administration. Few weeks into my vacation, I developed a good mind to pack up and return to my adopted home, with a genuine aim to convert it to a permanent one. Sadly, for the same reason which has kept many of our best and brightest brains in foreign lands.

Lagosians can best be described as a people under siege by the Action Congress of Nigeria ACN (popularly called Asiwaju Company of Nigeria) government. Daily living in fear of being ‘Caught’ by state empowered agents (even though some could best be described as thugs) for just going about their business. “Oga we catch you dey do this”, “Madam we catch you dey do that”. One day Lagosians will begin to get caught for just walking the streets (don’t think it’s a ludicrous suggestion, as we are gradually being caged in the name of toll gates). The new state traffic law which can best be described as draconian serves to further oppress the people, leaving us at the mercy of LASTMA, KAI, and the many uniforms I couldn’t keep track of. With clauses like jail term for first time traffic offenses, while corrupt public officials get a pat on the back for embezzlement, it’s easy to imagine the caliber of people in leadership.

Before you take me for a PDP hired gun, the only reason the Lagos state government is at the receiving end is because I’m a citizen by birth and naturalization hence am well within my rights to express my candid opinion. Let me cease this opportunity to commend the Lagos state government on the environmental beautification taking place. However if we are to seriously consider the facts, we will realize that the government has not been sincere. How can a reasonable government lease/sell the serene water view (which should be public space) of Ozumba Mbadiwe to cronies for purpose of building hotels, and relegate Lagosians to under bridge parks in the middle of nowhere. Lagosians cannot even walk public beaches in their country without paying exorbitant fee. What freebie do we actually receive from the government? I have been fortunate to travel and live in a few West African and European countries, and have never paid to walk a beach. That’s a story for another day.

Nigerians have to be one of the easiest set to govern. Just throw in a pacifier every once in a while to calm their nerves. Come to think of it, there’s nothing wrong with pacifying the people. However our government’s idea of a pacifier isn’t tax breaks or policy change that impacts positively on the ordinary man, rather its increasing fuel prices to divert attention from subsidy probes, or threatening to introduce five thousand (5000) naira notes to take away attention from pressing issues such as corruption, embezzlement, bad governance etc. Basically, introducing punitive measures for daring to question them. This is a tried and tested weapon employed by the Nigerian government and seems to work all the time. Our only form of leadership is turning a blind eye to everything provided it doesn’t affect their (Politicians) businesses or interests.

Governments around the world carry out reforms, but our idea of reforms is introducing policies to breed new monsters which facilitate corruption. How else do you explain the many parastatals and commissions littered around states, and most notoriously the federal capital territory, sometimes with incoherent functions? All equipped with Chairman, director et al. occupying gigantic buildings which have to be serviced and maintained.

It is a common sight to see staff of these ‘monsters’ at home on working weekdays, or attending to their own private businesses while waiting for ‘allocation’ to arrive. The Chairmen of these commissions are mostly nothing but ‘government boys’ who have been compensated for loyalty to the ruling party.

I couldn’t help but listen to the modus operandi of one of such commissions (NDDC) as highlighted by the governor of Akwa-Ibom state (Godswill Akpabio) during the just concluded silver jubilee celebration of the state, broadcast live on satellite television, as he opened a can of worms by giving a detailed description of how deep corruption is entrenched in the commission with respect to contract allocation and performance. Till this day, I am not aware of any investigation launched by the various anti corruption agencies concerning his allegations.

The people of Lagos state, and indeed Nigerians have been so consumed by their daily struggles that they seem to have lost their sense of humanity. How else do you explain senseless hatred road users exhibit towards each other daily? Policemen incarcerating innocent citizens because he/she refused to part with a bribe? Security men at fast food joints and banks incessantly requesting a tip for ushering you in? And the cold blooded murder by the Aluu clan, of four students of the University of Port Harcourt, which has become known as the Alu 4 (one of many murders we as a nation must surely account for)? As we can see, these are pure cases of the ordinary man’s inhumanity to his kind. What has become of the mantra “do unto others as you would have others do unto you?” I believe the change we seek starts with me and you. The way we treat our fellow citizens on the streets, our colleagues at work place, etc, does go a long way in shaping society.

I dare say that Nigerians deserve the government we get. Majority of which are beneficiaries of the corrupt system, either directly or indirectly. Inwardly endorsing the corrupt ways as it puts food on the table, and outwardly condemning it. Little wonder people cannot protest when three expensive toll gates are put on their 46km stretch daily route. Or when I have to pay money to park at the airport and the roads in the car park serves only to damage my car. Or when touts (also known as area boys, however I choose to use the term criminals) extort Nigerians daily, and return a large chunk of their loot to their government god fathers.

Oh!! I weep for my people. In the words of Genghis Khan, “I (punitive leaders) am the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you”. I am inclined to believe this is the situation we find ourselves.

In summary, a vast majority of our leaders are wicked. Fitting the biblical description of Satan. Coming only to steal, kill and destroy (all of which have been done to our beloved country). It would be a sad thing, and an injustice indeed to go through this man made hell here in Nigeria and end up in hell fire with this caliber of leaders. I am convinced the hottest part of hell awaits such people.

People who divert money meant to alleviate suffering of the poor and convert it to personal use. People who channel free drugs donated by foreign governments meant to support HIV patients, and sell them at exorbitant prices to the sick and afflicted. People who drive their exotic cars (and private jets as seems to be the norm) bought with ill-gotten wealth in the midst of abject poverty, and foolishly drive them on roads/ airports they have neglected. People who allocate phony road contracts knowing nothing will be done only to embezzle money. People who refuse to implement meaningful policy for fear of their loot source being cut off.

To such I ask; what has become of your conscience? How can you take a dump where you sleep/eat!!!!! As much as the white man promotes corruption abroad (so we claim), he can never bring it home as that’s where he will retire. That’s the home of his wife and kids. For our leaders, it’s the opposite.

Nigeria indeed is a land of opportunity. I know a man who was worth twenty naira in year 1999, and today is one of the world’s richest men. I know few others who run major corporations without any history of a start up. There has to be something about these types of opportunity. Opportunities that don’t follow the laws of nature. I leave you to guess what has fuelled these ‘all of a sudden’ success stories. Little wonder the youth are no longer interested in a formal education, as they have figured out the formula to instant success.

I have taken time to read biographies of success stories worldwide, and found that they have one thing in common, ‘History’. Men and women who started from humble beginnings, working hard to grow businesses into major corporations. I compare with my Nigerian entrepreneurs and what I see is instant success stories with no history. Probing further, you find that the chairman or directors consist of ‘former governor’, ‘former minister’, ‘former government official’, etc. Indeed our anticorruption agencies have their work cut out.

The rate, magnitude, and impunity at which corruption is perpetuated in Nigeria is second to none. Mildly put, if we were in a marathon, Nigeria can afford to take a whole day rest without fear of being sighted. Hence it is quite laughable and insulting when Mr. President tells Nigerians and the world that our war against corruption is second only to the United States (still laughing as I type this). Let’s take a basic case that affects us all. I heard the National Electrical Regulatory (NERC) boss publicly state that the Power Holding Company of Nigeria (PHCN) service charge is illegal. However, Nigerians are still mandated to pay this absurd bill. It is not rocket science to figure that some ‘oga’ is benefiting from this charge, hence the inability of government and its regulatory agencies to curb this extortion.

What has become of our power probes? Petroleum subsidy probes? And other such spectacles as I choose to call them?

Despite all these short comings, deep down in the heart of most Nigerians in Diaspora, there is a strong desire to return home. To be around friends and loved ones. To not be bothered by freakish weather, extreme boredom, racism, and all the ‘abroad inconveniences’. That is why we follow developments back home with keen interest. Hoping to hear news that will encourage our desire to return home. Unfortunately, everyday outdoes the previous with respect to bad and absurd news. Boko haram trying to outdo MEND, Aluu clan trying to outdo boko haram, corruption trying to employ more people, ‘million man armed robbery gang’ terrorizing a state, state finance ministry broken into and all files and backups carted away while the police argued which post had jurisdiction to respond, petrol subsidy saga still playing out while culprits are still handed fresh allocations, fuel scarcity becoming a normal way of life, Pastor competing with business men, the list goes on. Is it too much to ask for a better life?

Ours is a peculiar case that defies logic. There is a complete feeling of hopelessness among the youth in the midst of opportunity, lack in the midst of plenty, and thirst in the midst of the rivers. If this isn’t a curse/ punishment, then I have never seen one. My pen has ceased to write as it weeps for my country men and women.

Indeed, only God can save from such mess!!

OK. So where are you now?

Would your story had been any different if you did not have a 'Nigeria' to come back to? A day will come when there will be no Nigeria and you will look back with nostalgia and wish for all those negative things that you have complained about. It is my hope that you have decided to stay back and throw in your massive support towards pulling our beloved country out of the present quagmire it has found itself. It is no use shouting from the roof top and telling the world how terrible it is to come back to this 'hell-hole' if after that, you crawl or sneak back to a system that is working perfectly because its people sat back in their own country to make things work. Let us not just bad-mouth this country, let us all come together to effect changes, positive changes.We have ALL that it takes to effect a turn-around....starting from the poster.

Nice piece. The part that I feel the most is that of the MMIA arrivals hall. MMIA is already a joke internationally for its horrible infrastrucutre, but if you've not sweated through your clothes (literally) in the arrivals hall, you've got no idea how bad it can be. Paris's Charles de Gaulle is virtually a city on its own, Heathrow makes you feel like you just arrived from a bush, and MMIA cannot even give airconditioning. How can you persuade a sweating foreign investor to put his money in here, even before you drive him along the bad Airport Road with the potholes at Ajao Estate junction and 7/8 Bustop and so forth? Before you get to the chaos of Oshodi with the road that trailers have driven grooves into, then you struggle to climb the bridge and get out of Gbagada traffic to hit 3rd mainland and so forth...Dante's "abandon all hope all ye who enter here" comes to mind.

Da Mayor: Well I suppose you prefer Genghis Khan?

That's the type we need in this country...A cleaner version of OBJ.

Cyberknight: Nice piece. The part that I feel the most is that of the MMIA arrivals hall. MMIA is already a joke internationally for its horrible infrastrucutre, but if you've not sweated through your clothes (literally) in the arrivals hall, you've got no idea how bad it can be. Paris's Charles de Gaulle is virtually a city on its own, Heathrow makes you feel like you just arrived from a bush, and MMIA cannot even give airconditioning. How can you persuade a sweating foreign investor to put his money in here, even before you drive him along the bad Airport Road with the potholes at Ajao Estate junction and 7/8 Bustop and so forth? Before you get to the chaos of Oshodi with the road that trailers have driven grooves into, then you struggle to climb the bridge and get out of Gbagada traffic to hit 3rd mainland and so forth...Dante's "abandon all hope all ye who enter here" comes to mind.

Lol! You couldnt have said it better.

pDudd: Shebi they said Fashola is working.

"They said" just like "I Heard". However I went and "I Saw".

afam4eva: @OP

Some people will either label you a PDP agent or a tribalist if you're not Yoruba. The propaganda that the state and federal government have employed can only deceive people who don't live in Nigeria but not those of us who live in Lagos. Some people accused me of tribalism for airing my personal view on the Lagos beauty thread was i was undeterred to speak the unadulterated truth. What even annoys me more is that citizens and residents of Lagos are helping the Lagos government to spread this falsehood. I wonder if they're paid to do so or if they're just doing it because they've never seen anything as good as the little that Fashola has done when compared to his predecessors who have no business walking free without being shot in the eye. Thank God you've come back to experience for yourself the shame the shame that Nigeria has become. People can keep spreading falsehood but those of us that are patrtiotic will keep saying truth without minding whose ox is gored or caring that we'll be labelled chauvinists.

Welcome to Nigeria...Goodbye from Nigeria.

Run as far as your legs can take you.

Ekene diri Chineke...

I suppose youre right. I will not be the first to face persecution for speaking the plain truth. If we keep running, then hoodlums will keep running the show.

pDudd: Shebi they said Fashola is working.

Nobody is working, but everybody is stealing

onandon: Nice write up, I disagree with your conclusion "only God can save from such mess" .

it's true dat only God cn save us coz d power is just rotating among d corrupted few in dis country (no room 4 beta potentialist)

God has given us all things to enjoy. Unless we rise up to the occasion and do something. The case remains the same. We have a voice and a will and power to change and turn things around. The revolution we are looking for can start from here. There are two ways we can solve our problems. It is either through war or systems. War involves standing up against the government in all strides, riots, down tools, grounding the economy to a halt until we are heard. The systems include teaching a great number of individuals how to become rich. When a higher percentage of a nation are out of poverty the systematically force the hand of government to do things right. This will bring all of us together in brainstorming on how we can go about it. Enough of writing about the ineptitudness of the government. We should take actions.

hardbody:

OK. So where are you now?

Would your story had been any different if you did not have a 'Nigeria' to come back to? A day will come when there will be no Nigeria and you will look back with nostalgia and wish for all those negative things that you have complained about. It is my hope that you have decided to stay back and throw in your massive support towards pulling our beloved country out of the present quagmire it has found itself. It is no use shouting from the roof top and telling the world how terrible it is to come back to this 'hell-hole' if after that, you crawl or sneak back to a system that is working perfectly because its people sat back in their own country to make things work. Let us not just bad-mouth this country, let us all come together to effect changes, positive changes.We have ALL that it takes to effect a turn-around....starting from the poster.

Thank you so much for your matured contribution which seems lacking in some contribution to issues on this platform.......If the countries they are all escaping to are not developed by their nationals, would this escapist have anywhere to go? It is easy to condemn our leaders, give these complainants minor leadership position, it would be mismanaged.

hardbody:

OK. So where are you now?

Would your story had been any different if you did not have a 'Nigeria' to come back to? A day will come when there will be no Nigeria and you will look back with nostalgia and wish for all those negative things that you have complained about. It is my hope that you have decided to stay back and throw in your massive support towards pulling our beloved country out of the present quagmire it has found itself. It is no use shouting from the roof top and telling the world how terrible it is to come back to this 'hell-hole' if after that, you crawl or sneak back to a system that is working perfectly because its people sat back in their own country to make things work. Let us not just bad-mouth this country, let us all come together to effect changes, positive changes.We have ALL that it takes to effect a turn-around....starting from the poster.

Thank you so much for your matured contribution which seems lacking in some contribution to issues on this platform.......If the countries they are all escaping to are not developed by their nationals, would this escapist have anywhere to go? It is easy to condemn our leaders, give these complainants minor leadership position, it would be mismanaged.

hardbody:

OK. So where are you now?

Would your story had been any different if you did not have a 'Nigeria' to come back to? A day will come when there will be no Nigeria and you will look back with nostalgia and wish for all those negative things that you have complained about. It is my hope that you have decided to stay back and throw in your massive support towards pulling our beloved country out of the present quagmire it has found itself. It is no use shouting from the roof top and telling the world how terrible it is to come back to this 'hell-hole' if after that, you crawl or sneak back to a system that is working perfectly because its people sat back in their own country to make things work. Let us not just bad-mouth this country, let us all come together to effect changes, positive changes.We have ALL that it takes to effect a turn-around....starting from the poster.

Thank you so much for your matured contribution which seems lacking in some contribution to issues on this platform.......If the countries they are all escaping to are not developed by their nationals, would this escapist have anywhere to go? It is easy to condemn our leaders, give these complainants minor leadership position, it would be mismanaged.

@op. . . . . See as you dey insult us (Home based Nigerians) like say we be primary 1 pikin. As if say we no already know all these jagbajantis wey u dey feed us. U urself wey go Sampa for abroad all these years dey expect wetin Nigeria go do for you, What have you done for Nigeria?

I think this op is just seeking cheap attention. #GoFcukUrSelf

hardbody:

OK. So where are you now?

Would your story had been any different if you did not have a 'Nigeria' to come back to? A day will come when there will be no Nigeria and you will look back with nostalgia and wish for all those negative things that you have complained about. It is my hope that you have decided to stay back and throw in your massive support towards pulling our beloved country out of the present quagmire it has found itself. It is no use shouting from the roof top and telling the world how terrible it is to come back to this 'hell-hole' if after that, you crawl or sneak back to a system that is working perfectly because its people sat back in their own country to make things work. Let us not just bad-mouth this country, let us all come together to effect changes, positive changes.We have ALL that it takes to effect a turn-around....starting from the poster.

If i didnt love my country, i would not soo openly point out her faults, but leave her to self destruct. Criticism calls for self examination.
If you read my post carefully, I did mention how the change can come through each and every one of us making sacrifices. I believe education is the only remedy. I find it strange that i am abused and cursed on the road just because i stop for another motorist to get in line, or for a pedestrian to cross the street. Or that i am called a "Mumu" because i refuse to embezzle company/ govt money entrusted to me. These are acts "Ordinary Nigerians (Not politicians)" perpetuate daily, and unfortunately these group make up a "Critical mass", hence it is impossible for the minority to crowd them out. Any attempt will be met with stiff resistance, which could result in death. It is not my intention to cast down anyone, but to challenge their conscience (If there's any left)

See him (op) speaking big grammar, what did you do whenyou came home? How did you contribute ur quota in the development of your community. If you cant do anything but rant, pack your ghana must go and leave.

Eko oni baje

@op,d part about Fashola being 'hyper' overhyped is damn right.But it shows d horrible state nigeria is in dat as ordinary as Fashola is wt his many faults,he still dwarfs over d dose @ d presidency& fellow governors.If u assess many others by d standards u av used,u wud weep like a baby& if told u wud permanently b in nigeria wt no hope of visiting ur "adopted home" or other climes,u may probably commit suicide

Baba_Eleko: @op. . . . . See as you dey insult us (Nigerians) like say we be primary 1 pikin. As if say we no already know all these jagbajantis wey u dey feed us. U urself wey go Sampa for abroad all these years dey expect wetin Nigeria go do for you, What have you done for Nigeria?

I think this op is just seeking cheap attention.

Lol! I like your post. Actually, only "Primary 1 pikin's" see criticism as insult.
For what its worth, Nigeria has benefited from my foreign exchange remittance :-).

9ja na real survival.that same country suffered me.i suffered in nigeria.the struggle for an independence is far better &was much easier than the struggle we are experiencing in todays 9ja.A country where d rich no dey protest even when they see lots of faults in d system. if you try to protest your rights,people will say he/she was not brought up from a good home.d OP is right,i need to tell d OP dat u need to give kudos to whom is meant to be given.you cant compare lagos 7years ago to now.for a country like nigeria,you dont expect it to just change once no matter the hype people say 'things have change'.its a gradual process,but there are things our govt needs to straighten.what benefit am i getting as a nigerian? The govt needs to give the basic necessecity to d masses.for now.i am not getting anything.

Nice piece I must say. this is acutally the part that got me interested the most

I dare say that Nigerians deserve the government we get.

[size=15pt]The first thing we need to resolve is our hate for our fellow country man and the thought of the future of our generations to come. Once this is solved everyother thing would fall in place.[/size]

Da Mayor:

Lol! I like your post. Actually, only "Primary 1 pikin's" see criticism as insult.
For what its worth, Nigeria has benefited from my foreign exchange remittance :-).

Pls, Tell me u are "Ali Babaing"

If you think Fashola has not done anything, compare the picture below with the Oshodi of today.

Da Mayor: It was meant to be a pleasant trip back home after a while abroad. As with everyone in my shoes I was quite excited, especially after all I’d heard (I emphasize ‘heard’) about gallant strides made by Mr. Goodluck Jonathan (representing the Federal Republic of Nigeria) and Mr. Babatunde Raji Fashola (representing Lagos State Government). And so I got on a plane, destination Nigeria, all smiles on my face. Well, I didn’t have to leave Murtala Muhammed International Airport (MMIA) before those smiles began to whither. T

The baggage arrival hall of the MMIA can best be described as ‘hell fire’ preparatory room. With the intense heat in that hall, it is amazing no one ever faints on arrival. However, I must commend the customs and NDLEA people for sparing my luggage the usual pretense search in hope for a ‘settlement’ (though I noticed them staring in my direction, but I guess after the grueling torture I had endured at the immigrations/ baggage hall, my face didn’t encourage such).

Coming out of the airport, it was business as usual. Cars parked in places clearly marked ‘NO PARKING’. Shamefully, even ‘oyibo’ knew the routine of greasing the hands of the police officers tasked with enforcing the NO Parking policy, blatantly causing untold hardship to law abiding motorists who make use of the designated car park. This was obviously not a good sign giving the ‘touted’ ongoing police reforms. I must state at this point, it is a huge joke if those in government believe that structure can become a ‘Hub’ for the sub region given its dilapidated state, and its lack of basic amenities and services found in major international airports worldwide. Anyway, I was not going to allow this little setback mould my opinion of the government, even though these lapses gave me reason enough to do so.

The ride out of the airport was heart breaking. The government’s media propaganda began to fall apart before my very eyes on day one. A road meant to be the pride and joy of the nation was its shame and disgrace. It was Littered with countless pot-holes, and commercial vehicles operating with reckless abandon under the watchful eyes (blessing) of law enforcement agents. It’s a literal case of spreading our dirty laundry in public view. I believe charity begins at home, and you cannot be talking about foreign investors when you cannot guarantee basic social amenities.

Veering off into state roads, I began to wonder what all the praise singing was all about. Had Lagosians been so intimidated into singing state government praise songs? I was, and am still yet to point my finger on one genuine people oriented policy of this administration. Few weeks into my vacation, I developed a good mind to pack up and return to my adopted home, with a genuine aim to convert it to a permanent one. Sadly, for the same reason which has kept many of our best and brightest brains in foreign lands.

Lagosians can best be described as a people under siege by the Action Congress of Nigeria ACN (popularly called Asiwaju Company of Nigeria) government. Daily living in fear of being ‘Caught’ by state empowered agents (even though some could best be described as thugs) for just going about their business. “Oga we catch you dey do this”, “Madam we catch you dey do that”. One day Lagosians will begin to get caught for just walking the streets (don’t think it’s a ludicrous suggestion, as we are gradually being caged in the name of toll gates). The new state traffic law which can best be described as draconian serves to further oppress the people, leaving us at the mercy of LASTMA, KAI, and the many uniforms I couldn’t keep track of. With clauses like jail term for first time traffic offenses, while corrupt public officials get a pat on the back for embezzlement, it’s easy to imagine the caliber of people in leadership.

Before you take me for a PDP hired gun, the only reason the Lagos state government is at the receiving end is because I’m a citizen by birth and naturalization hence am well within my rights to express my candid opinion. Let me cease this opportunity to commend the Lagos state government on the environmental beautification taking place. However if we are to seriously consider the facts, we will realize that the government has not been sincere. How can a reasonable government lease/sell the serene water view (which should be public space) of Ozumba Mbadiwe to cronies for purpose of building hotels, and relegate Lagosians to under bridge parks in the middle of nowhere. Lagosians cannot even walk public beaches in their country without paying exorbitant fee. What freebie do we actually receive from the government? I have been fortunate to travel and live in a few West African and European countries, and have never paid to walk a beach. That’s a story for another day.

Nigerians have to be one of the easiest set to govern. Just throw in a pacifier every once in a while to calm their nerves. Come to think of it, there’s nothing wrong with pacifying the people. However our government’s idea of a pacifier isn’t tax breaks or policy change that impacts positively on the ordinary man, rather its increasing fuel prices to divert attention from subsidy probes, or threatening to introduce five thousand (5000) naira notes to take away attention from pressing issues such as corruption, embezzlement, bad governance etc. Basically, introducing punitive measures for daring to question them. This is a tried and tested weapon employed by the Nigerian government and seems to work all the time. Our only form of leadership is turning a blind eye to everything provided it doesn’t affect their (Politicians) businesses or interests.

Governments around the world carry out reforms, but our idea of reforms is introducing policies to breed new monsters which facilitate corruption. How else do you explain the many parastatals and commissions littered around states, and most notoriously the federal capital territory, sometimes with incoherent functions? All equipped with Chairman, director et al. occupying gigantic buildings which have to be serviced and maintained.

It is a common sight to see staff of these ‘monsters’ at home on working weekdays, or attending to their own private businesses while waiting for ‘allocation’ to arrive. The Chairmen of these commissions are mostly nothing but ‘government boys’ who have been compensated for loyalty to the ruling party.

I couldn’t help but listen to the modus operandi of one of such commissions (NDDC) as highlighted by the governor of Akwa-Ibom state (Godswill Akpabio) during the just concluded silver jubilee celebration of the state, broadcast live on satellite television, as he opened a can of worms by giving a detailed description of how deep corruption is entrenched in the commission with respect to contract allocation and performance. Till this day, I am not aware of any investigation launched by the various anti corruption agencies concerning his allegations.

The people of Lagos state, and indeed Nigerians have been so consumed by their daily struggles that they seem to have lost their sense of humanity. How else do you explain senseless hatred road users exhibit towards each other daily? Policemen incarcerating innocent citizens because he/she refused to part with a bribe? Security men at fast food joints and banks incessantly requesting a tip for ushering you in? And the cold blooded murder by the Aluu clan, of four students of the University of Port Harcourt, which has become known as the Alu 4 (one of many murders we as a nation must surely account for)? As we can see, these are pure cases of the ordinary man’s inhumanity to his kind. What has become of the mantra “do unto others as you would have others do unto you?” I believe the change we seek starts with me and you. The way we treat our fellow citizens on the streets, our colleagues at work place, etc, does go a long way in shaping society.

I dare say that Nigerians deserve the government we get. Majority of which are beneficiaries of the corrupt system, either directly or indirectly. Inwardly endorsing the corrupt ways as it puts food on the table, and outwardly condemning it. Little wonder people cannot protest when three expensive toll gates are put on their 46km stretch daily route. Or when I have to pay money to park at the airport and the roads in the car park serves only to damage my car. Or when touts (also known as area boys, however I choose to use the term criminals) extort Nigerians daily, and return a large chunk of their loot to their government god fathers.

Oh!! I weep for my people. In the words of Genghis Khan, “I (punitive leaders) am the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you”. I am inclined to believe this is the situation we find ourselves.

In summary, a vast majority of our leaders are wicked. Fitting the biblical description of Satan. Coming only to steal, kill and destroy (all of which have been done to our beloved country). It would be a sad thing, and an injustice indeed to go through this man made hell here in Nigeria and end up in hell fire with this caliber of leaders. I am convinced the hottest part of hell awaits such people.

People who divert money meant to alleviate suffering of the poor and convert it to personal use. People who channel free drugs donated by foreign governments meant to support HIV patients, and sell them at exorbitant prices to the sick and afflicted. People who drive their exotic cars (and private jets as seems to be the norm) bought with ill-gotten wealth in the midst of abject poverty, and foolishly drive them on roads/ airports they have neglected. People who allocate phony road contracts knowing nothing will be done only to embezzle money. People who refuse to implement meaningful policy for fear of their loot source being cut off.

To such I ask; what has become of your conscience? How can you take a dump where you sleep/eat!!!!! As much as the white man promotes corruption abroad (so we claim), he can never bring it home as that’s where he will retire. That’s the home of his wife and kids. For our leaders, it’s the opposite.

Nigeria indeed is a land of opportunity. I know a man who was worth twenty naira in year 1999, and today is one of the world’s richest men. I know few others who run major corporations without any history of a start up. There has to be something about these types of opportunity. Opportunities that don’t follow the laws of nature. I leave you to guess what has fuelled these ‘all of a sudden’ success stories. Little wonder the youth are no longer interested in a formal education, as they have figured out the formula to instant success.

I have taken time to read biographies of success stories worldwide, and found that they have one thing in common, ‘History’. Men and women who started from humble beginnings, working hard to grow businesses into major corporations. I compare with my Nigerian entrepreneurs and what I see is instant success stories with no history. Probing further, you find that the chairman or directors consist of ‘former governor’, ‘former minister’, ‘former government official’, etc. Indeed our anticorruption agencies have their work cut out.

The rate, magnitude, and impunity at which corruption is perpetuated in Nigeria is second to none. Mildly put, if we were in a marathon, Nigeria can afford to take a whole day rest without fear of being sighted. Hence it is quite laughable and insulting when Mr. President tells Nigerians and the world that our war against corruption is second only to the United States (still laughing as I type this). Let’s take a basic case that affects us all. I heard the National Electrical Regulatory (NERC) boss publicly state that the Power Holding Company of Nigeria (PHCN) service charge is illegal. However, Nigerians are still mandated to pay this absurd bill. It is not rocket science to figure that some ‘oga’ is benefiting from this charge, hence the inability of government and its regulatory agencies to curb this extortion.

What has become of our power probes? Petroleum subsidy probes? And other such spectacles as I choose to call them?

Despite all these short comings, deep down in the heart of most Nigerians in Diaspora, there is a strong desire to return home. To be around friends and loved ones. To not be bothered by freakish weather, extreme boredom, racism, and all the ‘abroad inconveniences’. That is why we follow developments back home with keen interest. Hoping to hear news that will encourage our desire to return home. Unfortunately, everyday outdoes the previous with respect to bad and absurd news. Boko haram trying to outdo MEND, Aluu clan trying to outdo boko haram, corruption trying to employ more people, ‘million man armed robbery gang’ terrorizing a state, state finance ministry broken into and all files and backups carted away while the police argued which post had jurisdiction to respond, petrol subsidy saga still playing out while culprits are still handed fresh allocations, fuel scarcity becoming a normal way of life, Pastor competing with business men, the list goes on. Is it too much to ask for a better life?

Ours is a peculiar case that defies logic. There is a complete feeling of hopelessness among the youth in the midst of opportunity, lack in the midst of plenty, and thirst in the midst of the rivers. If this isn’t a curse/ punishment, then I have never seen one. My pen has ceased to write as it weeps for my country men and women.

Indeed, only God can save from such mess!!

OP,

If you claim Lagos government is not working, I will plead with you to go to other states in Nigeria like Rivers, Delta and Kogi to see the different.... thereafter you can come back to tell me if your view of Lagos still hold. Thus i must say your position on Lagos is base on your experience Abroad but bros...

Na so my broda

@OP: Nice of you to list a few of our numerous problems.
"only God can save" is alas cliche. What do you propose we do?
Considering you've been in Jand for a while and know how things are done there?

@OP I agree with most of your points in the article. However I have a few reservations with these;

Lagosians can best be described as a people under siege by the Action Congress of Nigeria ACN (popularly called Asiwaju Company of Nigeria) government. Daily living in fear of being ‘Caught’ by state empowered agents (even though some could best be described as thugs) for just going about their business. “Oga we catch you dey do this”, “Madam we catch you dey do that”. One day Lagosians will begin to get caught for just walking the streets (don’t think it’s a ludicrous suggestion, as we are gradually being caged in the name of toll gates). The new state traffic law which can best be described as draconian serves to further oppress the people, leaving us at the mercy of LASTMA, KAI, and the many uniforms I couldn’t keep track of. With clauses like jail term for first time traffic offenses, while corrupt public officials get a pat on the back for embezzlement, it’s easy to imagine the caliber of people in leadership.

I have never been harassed by KAI, the only time I had an interaction with them was when I crossed the express at Ojota (against the law). Its true that many LASTMA officials are overzealous in their attitude but then Lagosians are the worse road users I've ever seen anywhere in the world. They flaunt traffic rules and insult LASTMA officials for daring to stop them. As for the new traffic rules you may call it draconian but I believe it takes a mad rule to cage a mad man; how else can you describe anyone who deliberately faces traffic? I lost a very close family friend to this one-way menace and was really glad when the state finally decided to do something about it. If you think the laws are too much then move to Singapore where you pay a fine of nothing less than $1000 or 3 months jail for littering with something as little as a gum.

Before you take me for a PDP hired gun, the only reason the Lagos state government is at the receiving end is because I’m a citizen by birth and naturalization hence am well within my rights to express my candid opinion. Let me cease this opportunity to commend the Lagos state government on the environmental beautification taking place. However if we are to seriously consider the facts, we will realize that the government has not been sincere. How can a reasonable government lease/sell the serene water view (which should be public space) of Ozumba Mbadiwe to cronies for purpose of building hotels, and relegate Lagosians to under bridge parks in the middle of nowhere. Lagosians cannot even walk public beaches in their country without paying exorbitant fee. What freebie do we actually receive from the government? I have been fortunate to travel and live in a few West African and European countries, and have never paid to walk a beach. That’s a story for another day.

There are private beaches all over the world, I have paid for beaches in Senegal, Gambia and Goa(India). When you rent beach hotels in Ibiza and Barcelona for instance, you pay extra because of the beach. There are still tens of free beaches in Lagos, most people prefer the private beaches because of the menace of white garment churches on the free ones. All over the world serene water views are prime properties for big Hotels; Seychelles, Lamu, Zanzibar, Dubai are perfect examples of this. The influx of these hotels into the country is a big boost for the hospitality industry, it means more jobs and opportunities for our local artisans if they can take advantage of it.

I grew up in Lagos and have never lived for more than 6 months outside my city, nobody is more critical of my city than me, I know what it was and what it is right now and what it's likely to be in the next few years. I for one do not need government freebies, all I ask for is an enabling environment to strive.

Nigeria a developing and CAN NEVER BE COMPARED TO DEVELOPED COUNTRIES ...

redcliff: Nice piece I must say. this is acutally the part that got me interested the most

I dare say that Nigerians deserve the government we get.

[size=15pt]The first thing we need to resolve is our hate for our fellow country man and the thought of the future of our generations to come. Once this is solved everyother thing would fall in place.[/size]

you're correct.We hate each other that we prefer foreighners to our own people.If only our mind set could change then nigeria will be a better place.
If we so love ourselves,those contractors working our roads will use the best material to build it because they are doing for their love ones and their future generation.

Why do we hate ourselves so much?

bigfat: Nigeria a developing and CAN NEVER BE COMPARED TO DEVELOPED COUNTRIES ...

What about south africa, bostwana, kenya, malaysia, singapore....?

Are the countries above older than nigeria?

bigfat: Nigeria a developing and CAN NEVER BE COMPARED TO DEVELOPED COUNTRIES ...

But our President compared our anti corruption fight to that of America. And our state officials compare their development projects to those of "Developed countries". If you want to make such comparisons, be willing to accept global criticism.

Besides, the term "Developed" and "Developing" nations are just tags given by men. I dont believe its all about infrastructure. If not, where would you classify China? They have all infrastructure you can find in so called "Developed" countries. I believe all thats needed is a change of mindset in the right direction as seedord247 points out in his comparison.