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| The Nigerian Police Emergency Center by dani1luv: 12:15pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
There was a robbery in my neighbor's house and I called the Nigerian Police Customer Care (119)... next thing I heard was. Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency Center.. - for English press. 1, - for Igbo press 2, - for Yoruba press 3. Then I pressed 1... then another voice came up.... - For car accident press 1, - for armed robbery press 2, - for boko haram please hang up....  Den I pressed 2, another voice came up.... - If they're with knives press 1, - pistols press 2, AK 47 press 3, - machine guns press 4, - bomb press 5, - all of the above press 6... Then i checked and saw they were with all of them then I pressed 6... anoda voice came up saying.... Hmmmm...! Bros, if your brother dey police you go gree make him come? Thunder Fire you 1 Like |
| Re: The Nigerian Police Emergency Center by bunmioguns(m): 1:26pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
Dani abeg lock dis thread cos it's already here https://www.nairaland.com/1115069/omo-police-don-upgrade-ooh and also here https://www.nairaland.com/1115025/police-customer-care-xperience |
| Re: The Nigerian Police Emergency Center by Ruqaya(f): 6:40pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
copy cat! dis sort of thread already exist |
| Re: The Nigerian Police Emergency Center by larride(m): 7:32pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
Chai.....dani don fall my hand  |
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